*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Megadrive Man]

Big Sam is about the best they can realistically hope for now!

[Anubis]

chazzle_dazzlePlayer Valuation: £25m

 

Its a risk for whoever comes in mate - Pep, Simeone, Sam whoever.

 

 

One of these things is not like the others,

One of these things just doesn't belong,

Can you guess which thing is not like the others,

Before I finish my song?

[Trumo]

I can see Tony Moanero switching to Everton just so that he can see his team get relegated.

 

Nil Shortbread Nice Oreo.

[Trumo]

I can see Tony Moanero switching to Everton just so that he can see his team get relegated on Flashscores.

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[Harry Squatter]

If Sam Allardyce takes the job then thats the end of big Dunc as Allardyce has an entourage of about 15 and never keeps any old of the old staff around.

[Sputnik1]

 

 

"Get Sky on the phone little Sam, tell them you'll take that SkyQ, ah hell sod it add the box sets too, we're minted"

[Anubis]

An Allardyce/Shakespere one-two? Planning for the Championship - if Big Sam jumps ship at relegation, ol' Backstabbin' Craig steps into his alligator boots?

[Guest]

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[liverpoolsno9]

Doesn’t big Sam take Little Sammy everywhere with him? They’re not gonna like that.

[Harry Squatter]

Anyone reckon he'll keep them up or that they will carry on being monumentally shit?.

[karl1987]

This has just been leaked.  :D

 

https://twitter.com/GwedLid/status/935184765996666880

[deiseach]

Doesn’t big Sam take Little Sammy everywhere with him? They’re not gonna like that.

 

[Sputnik1]

Fat Sam has never been relegated.

 

Time for another Everton first?

[The Acolyte]

Doesn’t big Sam take Little Sammy everywhere with him? They’re not gonna like that.

Ouch!

[Mark M]

I’ll be honest them getting Fat Sam in has me worried about our recent results in the derby.

 

Yes Everton are bad laughably bad, but that fat twat of a manager has gotten results against us and klopp with similar shit teams and shit tactics.

 

I’ll be dreading the derby if he’s in charge. Could you imagine the hero status he’d get if he got a win against us!

[dockers_strike]

Mike Parry likely suspended by that radio station when he started slurs about another presenters so called drink problem and got into a spat with Barton. Such joy.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I’ll be honest them getting Fat Sam in has me worried about our recent results in the derby.

 

Yes Everton are bad laughably bad, but that fat twat of a manager has gotten results against us and klopp with similar shit teams and shit tactics.

 

I’ll be dreading the derby if he’s in charge. Could you imagine the hero status he’d get if he got a win against us!

 

Yer miserable sod, we'll twat them whoever is in charge. They're fucking shite, can't defend and have fuck all pace in their team. No manager is going to sort that out without dipping into a few transfer windows. 

[G Richards]

Allardyce will give Everton an extra 50% in the derby. 

 

We might only win by a couple. 

[G Richards]

Duplicate. (Why did it do that?)

[Beno]

Im refraining from taking the piss because it usually comes back to bite you the arse. Im just quietly enjoying their plight.

They've got 2 games this week they could easily win, and we've got 2 that we could fuck up,with our Jeckyl and Hyde team.

That would make the Derby a bit more worrying especially with an ex England manager(cough cough) in charge.

[Sputnik1]

Some of them are drooling at the prospect of Allardyce finally taking the reins at a big club with money to spend. Like a mental patient admiring the decor in his padded cell and wondering where the TV should go. 

[liverpoolsno9]

Modern-day Liverpool Everton rivalry is shite, really fucking shite. Everton have won one trophy in thirty years and we barely win anything anymore, yet Reds and Blues argue over filling football grounds.

That is rivallry though, in my lifetime (I’m 47) Everton have been good for about 6 or 7 years and the banter was not always about honours even when both the Clubs were winning stuff. Most rivallries boil down to trivial tit for tat things. Rivallry doesn’t have to come down to honours, obviously it helps like. In the late 80s you’d have still seen petty little arguments about attendances. Its not just modern day. You might not like it but that’s what rivallry is and what it’s all about.

[manwiththestick]

Apparently the Allardyce stuff is all just to flush out the Real target.

 

Still deluded.

 

Zidane innit?

[Harry Squatter]

Sounds like he isnt that interested. Would need a lot of cash to tempt him out of retirement. Even then i doubt he will stuck around too long as he always wants to leave.

 

 

Sam Allardyce has resigned as Crystal Palace manager five months after he joined the Premier League club.

 

Allardyce replaced Alan Pardew in December on a two-and-half-year deal with the Eagles one point above the relegation zone.

 

The 62-year-old, who had an ill-fated one-game spell as England boss, led the club to eight wins in 21 games to guide them to a 14th-place finish.

 

"I have no ambitions to take another job," Allardyce said in a statement.

 

"I want to be able to savour life while I am still relatively young, and when I am still relatively healthy enough to do all the things I want to do, like travel, spend more time with my family and grandchildren without the huge pressure that comes with being a football manager.

 

"This is the right time for me. I simply want to be able to enjoy all the things you cannot really enjoy with the 24/7 demands of managing any football club, let alone one in the Premier League."

 

When you want to savour life the last place in the world to do that would be at Everton.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

If they do appoint the Gamorrean Guard, I think he'll probably keep them up.

 

He'll have their slow-arsed defenders defending a bit deeper and narrower and make them harder to score against. Then get them squeaking out some narrow wins.

 

But, fuck me, they'll try to spin it like a good appointment, but it's a mile away from some of the deluded Tuchel, Simeone and Ancelotti shouts they were making.