Paul Gascoigne In Car Crash

[Dogbert]

Paul Gascoigne in hospital after Car Crash, not known whether he was driving yet. In a comfortable condition

 

Paul Gascoigne in Newcastle hospital after car crash | Mail Online

[lostinspace1970]

I'm sad to say it, but it's only a matter of time with him. I do hope that someone can sort him out, as he can't seem to do it himself

[halewood pete]

said on news he was a passenger,a girl was driving.

[WaltonRed]

yeah the bird who was driving has been nicked for drunk driving

[Bubble]

I was just on the BBC site and saw the headline "Gascoigne 'serious' after car crash."

 

I immediately pictured him stepping out of a car wreck declaring his concern about the global economy and man-made climate change, and laughed.

 

Does this make me a bad person?

 

 

Edit - they just changed it to 'seriously hurt', the humourless bastards.

[Jim MM]

Alright, move along, nothing to see here. Just a typo.

Paul Gascoigne is car crash.

[Monster Masch]

said on news he was a passenger,a girl was driving.

 

Paul Gascoigne is a mentally unstable alcoholic and regular drug user, and yet for him to have a car accident it still requires a woman driver.

[Stu Monty]

The one image that sums up Gazza's life is Lineker looking at Bobby and saying "Have a word".

 

Nobody has ever really managed it.

[WaltonRed]

Indeed Stu and its a sad state of affairs.

[Anubis]

I wonder if Paul gascoine was a passenger in the same way that Neil Ruddock wasn't even driving his car at the time it was written off.

[BexBissel]

[WaltonRed]

Look how much space the players get on a plane, and those seats!

 

Fuck me, how the other half live eh.

 

Where did you get that snap? Any more?

[4Q2 Wann Kerr]

 

 

your fucking funny you, still far too much time on your hands though

[4Q2 Wann Kerr]

Look how much space the players get on a plane, and those seats!

 

Fuck me, how the other half live eh.

 

Where did you get that snap? Any more?

 

........... yeah, but look at gazza, he got a wing seat

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Fuck flying first class, looks a right mess.

[R Kid]

While we are talking about Gazza:

 

Do you know the time when Gazza was on Sky and he put the motor bike helmet on, and people always say shit like, 'how did you keep a straight face', and 'he done it for the whole program, isn't he mad'.

 

Don'tyou just feel embarresed for him cause you know people are really thinking, you stupid cunt I've had wet farts that have been funnier than you.

[Edward.]

She was fucking mortal apparently. Just found out a good mate was in the car with them, he's still in hospital with a broken back, pelvis and leg.

[gkmacca]

Torres has class - he hangs his jacket up. Alonso sits with his jacket still on - it'll be a disaster when he gets back up! No wonder the scruffy fecker has a beard these days - he's gone to pot!