Place rumours here!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

It's going to be a cruel summer...

 

Who will be " talking Italian "

[smilezzz]

[Glen C]

I'm first ;-).

 

 

Fiorentina want Liverpool misfit Alberto Aquilani - but salary cap may scupper their hopes | Mail Online

 

Fiorentina want Liverpool misfit Alberto Aquilani - but salary cap may scupper their hopes

 

 

Fiorentina are ready to offer Alberto Aquilani a route back to Italy following a disappointing first season at Liverpool.

Alberto Aquilani

 

Juventus have also been linked with the 25-year-old, who has started just eight Barclays Premier League matches this season following a £17million move from Roma last summer.

 

A knee injury has prevented Aquilani filling Xabi Alonso's boots but the Italy international's agent insists he is happy to stay at Anfield.

 

Fiorentina's interest is contingent on Liverpool being prepared to take a financial hit on the deal, while the Serie A side's self-imposed salary cap of £40,000 a week is far below the player's Anfield earnings.

 

Fiorentina have been linked with Sporting Lisbon's Miguel Veloso as an alternative to Aquilani.

 

The 23-year-old Portugal international is highly regarded and has been previously linked to Manchester United, Arsenal, Tottenham Hotspur, Everton and Bolton Wanderers.

[king7]

 

 

Which one would you smash?

 

Right.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Ryan Babel is Rafas secret love child.

 

Twenty odd years ago Rafa went to Amsterdam on a friends stag night.

 

After many bottles of wine and a few funny handrolled ciggies,he and his mates hit the red light district.

 

When there they are alleged to have had a sample of what the ladys of the area had on offer.

[Walton Park]

I heard we were signing Arteta and Pienaar last night. You just couldnt make it up.

[RJ Fan club]

Debbie McGee has had sex with a springer spaniel.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Debbie McGee has had sex with a springer spaniel.

 

She has since moved on from household pets,to concentrate on shagging cows,pigs and other four legged farm animals.

[redphil]

arteta and pienaar wouldnt come here

[Guest LFD]

Real Madrid are ready to make a £30m bid for Liverpool midfielder Steven Gerrard.

Full story: Daily Mirror

[Tom R]

Debbie McGee has had sex with a springer spaniel.

 

That's actually true.

 

only it was a german shepherd.

 

so it isn't true.

[Yerma'satexan!]

That's actually true.

 

only it was a german shepherd.

 

so it isn't true.

 

That's true, and she has an injunction against the NOTW from publicising it. The randy tart.

[Tom R]

That's true' date=' and she has an injunction against the NOTW from publicising it. The randy tart.[/quote']

 

Woof woof!

[Cliff T. Beast]

a customer in our work told me mourinho has a liverpool screen saver on is phone.

 

seriously

[4Q2 Wann Kerr]

scott parker and upson

[johnno]

Broughton is giving chelsea insider info, hence the 70million offer from chelsea for torres,

aparently this has already been accepted by those two cunts.

Just up to the player now.(alledgedly)

[johnno]

Oh and hes also told them we will take 20mil for pepe.

 

I think hes a cunt.

[Red Phoenix]

Not a rumour, just something to laugh at really, and there's no way I'm making a thread for this fucker. Saw it on the BBC gossip page :

 

Manchester City will try and acquire Liverpool superstar Fernando Torres for £40m - £20m short of the Reds' valuation of their prize asset.

Full story: Sunday Mirror

 

 

Apart from the rag, the Mirror really is the worst, most bullshit filled paper I can think of. If you really need a link find it yourself, I can't bring myself to add it. I always thought The Star was next in line for stupidness from the rag, but The Mirror wins hands down for me with this type of shit.

 

Broughton is giving chelsea insider info, hence the 70million offer from chelsea for torres,

aparently this has already been accepted by those two cunts.

Just up to the player now.(alledgedly)

 

So no deal then, even if it's true. He just wouldn't do that to us. Fuck it's going to be a long and hard summer.

Edited May 9, 2010 by Red Phoenix

[Red Phoenix]

I just hope they leave the kid the fuck alone when he's with his team during the world cup, the fucking vulture cunts.

[RJ Fan club]

That's actually true.

 

only it was a german shepherd.

 

so it isn't true.

 

I've heard its true too, I was just putting it out there.

[Warwick Hunt]

Lad in work just showed me this in his daily star...

 

... its in Brian Woolnough's column though

 

 

"Liverpool are stalling on a big European signing because of the uncertainty over Rafael Benitez's future.

 

The player has agreed and the contract is waiting to be signed. Liverpool are worried the player would not come if Benitez quit. What a state for a big club to get into!"

[Monster Masch]

Lad in work just showed me this in his daily star...

 

... its in Brian Woolnough's column though

 

 

"Liverpool are stalling on a big European signing because of the uncertainty over Rafael Benitez's future.

 

The player has agreed and the contract is waiting to be signed. Liverpool are worried the player would not come if Benitez quit. What a state for a big club to get into!"

 

It's meant to be Van Der Vaart, ain't it?

[Warwick Hunt]

It's meant to be Van Der Vaart, ain't it?

 

Sounds about right now you mention it.

 

I was thinking Raul

[Captain]

I'm hearing a senior club official likes to wank the budgie.

[RoboRiise]

Woof woof!

 

 

Debbie McGee's tits:

 

 

Debbie McGee's tit:

 

 

 

I heard a rumour that the picture of Paul Daniels was taken whilst he was watching the dog show.