Words that make you cringe

[AngryOfTuebrook]

karen

What a heartbreaking post!

 

Have some rep, for consolation.

[Woo]

I hate 'lol'

[She Knows It]

I hate 'lol'

 

I said something to my lad the other day and he said "lol" in reply. Not typed, actually said it. I ripped him to shreds all day. Please God, don't let it become common parlance.

[Sut]

Not a word, but the phrase "make some noise..."

[RJ Fan club]

karen

 

There is pain in that post brother.

[Redder Lurtz]

"Bling"

 

That is a shitsucker of a word. And any cunt who uses it is also a shitsucker.

[Woo]

I said something to my lad the other day and he said "lol" in reply. Not typed, actually said it. I ripped him to shreds all day. Please God, don't let it become common parlance.

 

I hope you beat him SKI, beat him real hard.

[Guest TK-421]

Not a word, but the phrase "much to the chagrin of". Just fuck off.

[Spy Bee]

I said something to my lad the other day and he said "lol" in reply. Not typed, actually said it. I ripped him to shreds all day. Please God, don't let it become common parlance.

 

I know a girl who's about 26 and quite bright, and she says "OMG!":wow:

[hamstrung]

respected

hamstrung

poster

is

 

Love calling him a soft cunt though!

 

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Edited September 10, 2008 by hamstrung

[Guest TK-421]

I know a girl who's about 26 and quite bright, and she says "OMG!":wow:

 

That's just stupid, it doesn't even save time there's the same number of syllables.

[Redder Lurtz]

I know a girl who's about 26 and quite bright, and she says "OMG!":wow:

 

How does she pronounce it? "Oh em gee"? or "O Muh Guh"?

 

Either way, give her a kick in the tits from me. Stupid cow.

[RedBrian84]

Amy Winehouse

[SquareBall]

When someone says 'suggs' instead of sugars.

 

As in :- "i'll have 2 suggs in my tea please love"

[Sut]

When someone says 'suggs' instead of sugars.

 

As in :- "i'll have 2 suggs in my tea please love"

 

 

[halewood pete]

GOBSMACKED

[AngryOfTuebrook]

chav

[Walton Park]

Awesome

[Walton Park]

tagues

[Walton Park]

Content

 

Why is it when a baby is asleep everyone says ''arrrrrr, he's content there isnt he''

No he's asleep coz he's knackered. Not content at all.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Content

 

Why is it when a baby is asleep everyone says ''arrrrrr, he's content there isnt he''

No he's asleep coz he's knackered. Not content at all.

[She Knows It]

Content

 

Why is it when a baby is asleep everyone says ''arrrrrr, he's content there isnt he''

No he's asleep coz he's knackered. Not content at all.

 

Do you have kids? Believe me, a baby will not sleep just because it's knackered. They have to be knackered and content. The buggers will scream for hours even though you know they're exhausted, just because they're a bit hot or a bit thirsty or some other piffling reason. They need to get a grip, the whining little shits.

[Walton Park]

Your right and I do have one .2 and a half and he likes to piss on the floor and laugh and throw and kick me in the head and scream and run away in the Asda and everything is ''mine'' and throw my aftershave down the toilet.

 

So he is knackered and 'content' because I have hung him on the washing line for 4 hours after being put on fast spin on the washing machine for 15 mintues.

 

You should try it. Always works for me.

[She Knows It]

Your right and I do have one .2 and a half and he likes to piss on the floor and laugh and throw and kick me in the head and scream and run away in the Asda and everything is ''mine'' and throw my aftershave down the toilet.

 

So he is knackered and 'content' because I have hung him on the washing line for 4 hours after being put on fast spin on the washing machine for 15 mintues.

 

You should try it. Always works for me.

 

It beats putting them on for 15 minutes on defrost.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Apologises in advance to TheChap.

[BatChainPuller]

'Inappropriate' - particularly when used by teachers. Has become a meaningless synonym for 'wrong' from people who should be able to come up with something more descriptive.