Battle of the Legend Killers...

[Chris]

Calzaghe vs Orton? Who comes out on top?

[odris]

Calzaghe obviously in a boxing match but Orton in a wrestling match as its fake.

[RedKnight]

Split decision. I'd say Randy but Joe's the best of Welsh. Randy would milk the low blow more than Hopkins.

[odris]

He is super awesome.

[RedKnight]

Back down again, Odris.

[RedKnight]

A Tom run in. Tom as manager.

 

"Watch out!"

[odris]

Post Amended.

[odris]

I shall take that as a compliment, can i climb aboard the 1337 train now?

[RedKnight]

His special move would be the Sex Bomb... like the Samoan Spike, but with his cock.

 

That is fucking awesome.

 

"You don't get back up after one of those!"

[RedKnight]

Yeah he can. Although I have no idea either. Fuckin' noobs with their noob speak.

[philyhamann]

Orton would kick Calzaghe WHERE HIS APPENDIX USED TO BE.

[odris]

wow does this make us a trio then?

[RedKnight]

Randy and Cortez screw job after Tom was sent to the back after interference. Joe as the babyface.

[odris]

I'm still imagining how he would execute it? A bit like Jericho's new code breaker, but driving cock into the throat area rather than knees. You certainly don't get up from having Tom's massive rod thrust into your Adam's apple...

 

1...2...3

 

Just like a Cincinnati Bow Tie with a phantom wound.

 

Cincinnati Bow Tie

 

 

 

Close, but not quite. A CBT is when a man humps the tracheotomy hole in one's neck and the blood from this horrid act makes a bowtie shape when it is smeared by the man's balls.

 

Brutus gave Pop-eye, assuming he got cancer from years of pipe smoking and subsequently had to have a hole cut in his neck, the meanest cincinatti bow tie I've ever seen.

[philyhamann]

AND THATS NOT THE ONLY PLACE HES GUNNA KICK HIM.

 

Or maybe he'll beat Enzo up first.

[RedKnight]

I'm still imagining how he would execute it? A bit like Jericho's new code breaker, but driving cock into the throat area rather than knees. You certainly don't get up from having Tom's massive rod thrust into your Adam's apple...

 

1...2...3

 

I'm thinking Irish whip into the corner and then a few shots until they're down on one knee and then BAM! Sex Bomb! Sex Bomb!

 

We have a new champion! Not like this!

[odris]

Don't push your luck, kid. You got a big future ahead of you.

 

Oh look what you have gone and done, got me all excited now i cant wait! :eek:

[RedKnight]

Knackered. Won't be getting up until the afternoon.

[odris]

I shall brave the late night yawns for the morning will be here soon so i mays well keep posting, must keep posting!

 

I retract my statement, im going to bed.