Things that really fucking hurt.

[Red_or_Dead]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

Hope not. It’s been a while since I’ve been properly checked out though. My Dad was a doctor so, before he died, I just used to see him.

 

These days so just steal painkillers from my mum who has Parkinson’s.

 

Arthritis runs in the family, so it’s almost certainly that.

 

This latest attack to my back has made me think though.  

Hope you don't, best get it checked out!

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

Hope not. It’s been a while since I’ve been properly checked out though. My Dad was a doctor so, before he died, I just used to see him.

 

These days so just steal painkillers from my mum who has Parkinson’s.

 

Arthritis runs in the family, so it’s almost certainly that.

 

This latest attack to my back has made me think though.  

The prostate examination must have been fun.

[skend04]

Scaffold standard ends on your shin when you aren't looking where you are walking. Not much goes through your whole body when hit, but that did. Got a nasty scar on my back too where I was crawling through a propped clock tower and backed up into a scaffold pole.

 

[Jamie H]

Been mentioned a lot but toothache, had a abcess and the waves of pain overnight before I could see an emergency dentist were brutal. 

 

Also, stepping on an upturned pistachio shell. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Stepping on an upturned plug 

[A Red]

When playing the unmentionable in icy conditions and you're in a wall and the ball hits you.

[VladimirIlyich]

Getting hit by a ball right at the end of your cock and it takes a second or two before the shockwave of pain goes right through your genitals.

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Getting hit by a ball right at the end of your cock and it takes a second or two before the shockwave of pain goes right through your genitals.

Serves you right for breaking down attacks.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

Serves you right for breaking down kidney stones.

 

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Getting hit by a ball right at the end of your cock and it takes a second or two before the shockwave of pain goes right through your genitals.

To be fair, it's a bit odd you having a hard on during a match.

[Duff Man]

Broken ribs. Currently nursing two of them, and having to absolutely wax the pain killers just to be able to breathe properly.

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, sir roger said:

To be fair, it's a bit odd you having a hard on during a match.

It was a ladies game. And I shouldnt have streaked.

[Guest]

On 13/06/2022 at 19:52, Scott_M said:

Turned out the Specialist didn't need to do it. The original local A&E doctor was right all along. A scar down my foot where you strike the ball with your laces, I've never been able to kick a ball properly since and the end of my blossoming career. 

You are Naby Keita and I claim my £5.

[Scott_M]

1 hour ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

You are Naby Keita and I claim my £5.

I’d still have made a better attempt of that effort in Paris. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

In bulk with my right thumb doctor says it’s tendons and wants me to have physio, just getting over a shoulder problem too.

[redinblack]

As an office junior in a chemical factory many years ago early on a Monday morning after a heavy weekend I was stapling some reports together, getting pages of music ruled paper together and stapling them. It was early, everyone was pissed off and the office was silent.

 

I wasnt watching what I was doing and I stapled my finger. I let out a very low yelp.

 

I then got a staple remover and took it out. I again yelped quietly even though it hurt like mad. There was blood everywhere. I went off to the medical room but nobody said a word, preoccupied with their coffee and Benson & Hedges.

[VladimirIlyich]

32 minutes ago, redinblack said:

As an office junior in a chemical factory many years ago early on a Monday morning after a heavy weekend I was stapling some reports together, getting pages of music ruled paper together and stapling them. It was early, everyone was pissed off and the office was silent.

 

I wasnt watching what I was doing and I stapled my finger. I let out a very low yelp.

 

I then got a staple remover and took it out. I again yelped quietly even though it hurt like mad. There was blood everywhere. I went off to the medical room but nobody said a word, preoccupied with their coffee and Benson & Hedges.

I leant on an upturned drawing pin on a school desk once and it went right into the pad of my hand. I managed to extract it before it became an issue though and my brain realised what had happened. I was only about 10 years old too. Thinking about it makes me wince.

[Harry's Lad]

I came off my skateboard when I was about 13 and landed on the corner of a kerb right on the coccyx. Absolute agony. Couldn't sit up, lie down or stand  for any length of time properly for weeks.

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

13 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

I came off my skateboard when I was about 13 and landed on the corner of a kerb right on the coccyx. Absolute agony. Couldn't sit up, lie down or stand  for any length of time properly for weeks.

 

 

Slipped on the stairs took 2 years to get right.

[Harry's Lad]

2 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Slipped on the stairs took 2 years to get right.

It's a horrible injury, very painful. The base of my spine was black and blue. 

An x-ray showed there wasn't a break just heavy bruising.

I got a lecture off the Dr about the dangers of skateboards. Didn't stop me though. I was straight back on it as soon as I was able.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

5 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

It's a horrible injury, very painful. The base of my spine was black and blue. 

An x-ray showed there wasn't a break just heavy bruising.

I got a lecture off the Dr about the dangers of skateboards. Didn't stop me though. I was straight back on it as soon as I was able.

You can never get comfortable, I was happy working unless I had to bend, which I did.

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

You can never get comfortable, I was happy working unless I had to bend, which I did.

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

 

Shipmate 

[Harry's Lad]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Shipmate 

Seaman Staines.