Do I have a stalker?!?

[Juniper]

That’s right, I think I've joined a very elite list of people that includes A-list Hollywood stars and…….Ken Dodd.

 

This morning I got into work 10mins late, a couple of minutes later arrives a woman in her late 40’s who says to my colleague she would like to talk to me. What happens next is very weird and a little scary.

 

I say hello and she pulls out a map and proclaims that “you might find this a little strange and I’m not stalking you or anything but you’re walking the long way to your work”. She then talks me through the route I should take if I want to cut down a few minutes of walking time. Then she says “I even have a nickname for you, it’s ‘G’ as you look just like the singer from ‘My Chemical Romance’ (which I bloody don’t!). She then tells me they are the best band in the world and she’s told her daughter all about me too (who’s also a huge fan of the band). She tries to give me her map (which she’s brought in for me)

 

She then tells me she used to watch me take my old route before I moved house (what the f*ck, how she know that?!?!?) and that we now live in the same area.

 

After a few tense minutes of me wondering if it’s a wind up and feeling a little scared she says “don’t worry, I’m moving soon so I wont be able to stalk you anymore, but if I didn’t do this now I never would get the chance again”. I politely humour her for a minute or two before she leaves and I’m wondering what the hell is going on!!.

 

Is this normal?, or should I start to be worried that she knows where I live and the area I used to live in last year before moving to our house (plus the old route to work I used to take in the mornings?!?!?) Considering both the walks take just under an hour and involve lots of different roads and parts not near a main road etc etc I struggle to see how she knows exactly where I walk and can't think how, if she was driving and happend to see me, could she figure out my routes.

 

What's going on!!!!

[Section_31]

Does she look like Sharon Stone? You answer will determine weather or not this is a problem.

[AVEEZ]

In a word. YES

[Karl_b]

Is she milfage?

[Guest Jay W]

If she's f'kin ugly, yes..

[The-Sir]

You're in a band mate, you should be used to it by now!

[RedinSweden]

I can only assume she is not a looker otherwise the tone of the post would have been very different.

 

In short, young lad. You have a stalker. She will most likely kill you, fuck you and eat you. I give you 3 months.

[Fink]

When i get pissed off in the traffic around flood city later on, I shall think of this post and it will cheer me up.

[gazelle]

Jon that was well funny! she sounds a little wired to say the least, i had a stalker once, well actually there has been more than one, they are ok until the novelty wears off and you find yourself closing your curtains when countdown is on.

[Guest TK-421]

How do you know she's in her late 40s, G?

[Thants]

How old is her daughter?

[Karl_b]

When i get pissed off in the traffic around flood city later on, I shall think of this post and it will cheer me up.

 

I hope you don't live up Walkley or Hillsborough way.

[Juniper]

Well She looked like she was in her late 40’s, plus she mentioned her daughter is into that band too and I can guess she’s in her teens. She was defiantly not a Milf though!!!!

 

I’m kinda worried about this and have been thinking about it all day, the thing is I wouldn’t be worried about this if she hadn’t of told me she had a nickname for me, she wasn’t a huge fan of My Chemical Romance (who she thinks I look like, and she even had one of their t-shirts on) and the FACT that the two routes I have taken since moving here the start of last year, are completely different and the opposite ends of the town!!

 

No way am I blasting music into my ears on the way home tonight, I’m keeping alert like a ninja!!!

[Guest TK-421]

Hahahah. I'm jealous, I want one.

[Stouffer]

Well She looked like she was in her late 40’s, plus she mentioned her daughter is into that band too and I can guess she’s in her teens. She was defiantly not a Milf though!!!!

 

I’m kinda worried about this and have been thinking about it all day, the thing is I wouldn’t be worried about this if she hadn’t of told me she had a nickname for me, she wasn’t a huge fan of My Chemical Romance (who she thinks I look like, and she even had one of their t-shirts on) and the FACT that the two routes I have taken since moving here the start of last year, are completely different and the opposite ends of the town!!

 

No way am I blasting music into my ears on the way home tonight, I’m keeping alert like a ninja!!!

 

She's gonna get you and bum you dead hard.

 

Be careful out there.

[Juniper]

Hahahah. I'm jealous, I want one.

 

Egotastic isn't it?

 

 

.............I don't want to die though.

[Fink]

I hope you don't live up Walkley or Hillsborough way.

 

Work in tankersley - live in netheredge. My route is pensitone rd (Hillsborough)

 

I may be back in the house some time in 2008.

[Guest TK-421]

Egotastic isn't it?

 

 

.............I don't want to die though.

 

Tell you've found a new route - straight up her marmite motorway.

[RedinSweden]

Well She looked like she was in her late 40’s, plus she mentioned her daughter is into that band too and I can guess she’s in her teens. She was defiantly not a Milf though!!!!

 

I’m kinda worried about this and have been thinking about it all day, the thing is I wouldn’t be worried about this if she hadn’t of told me she had a nickname for me, she wasn’t a huge fan of My Chemical Romance (who she thinks I look like, and she even had one of their t-shirts on) and the FACT that the two routes I have taken since moving here the start of last year, are completely different and the opposite ends of the town!!

 

No way am I blasting music into my ears on the way home tonight, I’m keeping alert like a ninja!!!

 

 

"Ooh, lush. That lad looks like yer wan from Chemical Romance. I'll have a bit of that"

 

 

 

"Excellent, he is going down the dark alley. Come to Mummy!"

 

 

[Wig]

Thats some wierd shit that mate.

 

I'm with Jim on this one though, all this will end with you being eatin!

[Malarkey]

Bum her J.

[Juniper]

Tell you've found a new route - straight up her marmite motorway.

 

Well she knows my new route......as she spent 5 mins with her map telling me where to go

 

Thats some wierd shit that mate.

 

I'm with Jim on this one though, all this will end with you being eatin!

 

Well if I'm going to be eaten I'm going to make sure I taste discusting. Out with the healthy food and in with the McDonnalds.

 

I need protection.

[Juniper]

Bum her J.

 

Not sure what Mrs Jnp will make of that, I'll ask her later.

[Thants]

Hahahah. I'm jealous, I want one.

 

OK. Where do you live?

[Stouffer]

Not sure what Mrs Jnp will make of that, I'll ask her later.

 

If it's going to save your life it has to be done.

 

Bum or be bummed, Mrs. jnp will understand mate.