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Footie Birds


L.Garcia
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I went for number 2 - best of a bad bunch. Number 7 (Chelsea) has got a gob like a racehorse, I'm guessing they snapped number 9 (Arsenal) after the League Cup final, although there is something mildly erotic about her insolent indifference.

 

Number 10 looks like the poster for "Toni Basil - the smackhead years".

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You live in Cork and you voted for her?

 

Shame on you, shame. ;)

 

Although the shirt is nice on number 10, I think Miss Chelsea is best one. Even that God-awful shirt cannot detract from her "doability".

 

I liked her pigtails. :smile:

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Round 2

 

No 1 - Taking time out from her job as a prostitute on the streets of Leicester.

No 2 - Isn't this the same one who we all decided was a bloke in Round 1?

No 3 - So this is what happens when you expose England fans to radioactivity. IQ of 12 and definitely the bike at the local BNP club.

No 4 - Here we see the birth FootieFanatics obsession for photos of 8yr olds in their skimpies.

No 5 - Oh come on, this is blatant child porn.

No 6 - Who'd have thought redneck barmaids would support Birmingham City?

N0 7 - I'll bet that more than one Midlands bloke has woken up to find Sam standing at the end of the bed, silently staring at him.

N0 8 - They like little girls, they like little girls, FootieFanatics.net....

No 9 - I hate to say it, but for Ipswitch she's actually quite attractive.

No 10 - Definitely a Russian ex-shotputter/KGB assasin who's been on the steroids, and kills by crushing people with her thighs.

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