would you rather

[Michael Howard]

Spliff, backrolled in a way only TK421 can accomplish :yes:

 

tut tut :no

 

and you an officer of the court as well. what next ? romping coke snorting immigration tribunal judges? the law ain't what it used to be (a few years back when the forum first started ;) )

[gazelle]

Spliff, backrolled in a way only TK421 can accomplish :yes:

 

ahhh the true master art form!

[Guest TK-421]

tut tut :no

 

and you an officer of the court as well. what next ? romping coke snorting immigration tribunal judges? the law ain't what it used to be (a few years back when the forum first started ;) )

 

Hey, just answering the question. Don't tell me you have no vices, Mick. I reckon District Judges are all on crack anyway, judging by some of the decisions they make.

[Stouffer]

fry up, a mans way of getting fat.

 

You get sent down for life

 

share a cell with Abu Hamza (hook man) or Ian Huntly?

 

Abu, at least then I would have somewhere to hang my smoking jacket.

 

 

Rare or well done?

[Guest TK-421]

Abu, at least then I would have somewhere to hang my smoking jacket.

 

 

Rare or well done?

 

Rare, although I asked a chef once and he said always get it well done. You only need one dodgy steak and you're fucked.

[Michael Howard]

Don't tell me you have no vices, Mick.

 

. . . . . . I am not just Michael

 

I am M&S organic Saint Michael :whistle:

[Guest Mr_Red]

Scoop your own eye out with a spoon, or get a Man Utd tattoo on your chest?

:wallbutt:

[Guest TK-421]

:wallbutt:

 

Tattoo. :wallbutt:

[Owen]

Would you rather...

 

Dip you hand in a vat of ph1 acid for one minute, or galvanise your foot?

 

(I know you can't galvanise your foot, but the question still stands.)

[Karl_b]

Galvanise your foot, it would look ace.

 

Would you rather be reincarnated as a dung beetle or David Cameron?

[Stouffer]

Galvanise your foot, it would look ace.

 

Would you rather be reincarnated as a dung beetle or David Cameron?

 

Cameron, oh yeah.

 

Would you rather eat shit and die, you fucking Spanish-

American! You fucking poge! I was there,

man. I was in the shit with the grunts.

 

OR

 

Poke Through

[Elmyn Noos]

Cameron, oh yeah.

 

Would you rather eat shit and die, you fucking Spanish-

American! You fucking poge! I was there,

man. I was in the shit with the grunts.

 

OR

 

Poke Through

 

 

Poke through.

 

Would you rather administer oral sex to Champion the Wonder Horse, or take it up the garry from Rupert Everett dressed in just a donkey jacket?

[madstock]

Poke through.

 

Would you rather administer oral sex to Champion the Wonder Horse, or take it up the garry from Rupert Everett dressed in just a donkey jacket?

 

I'm assuming that "Both. Hard, at the same time." isn't an option, so I shall have to go for the latter. Sorry Champion.

 

Would you rather have a madwoman attack your genitalia with a cheese grater or a lawn-edger?

[Elmyn Noos]

I'm assuming that "Both. Hard, at the same time." isn't an option, so I shall have to go for the latter. Sorry Champion.

 

Would you rather have a madwoman attack your genitalia with a cheese grater or a lawn-edger?

 

I'd rather have a lawn-edger.

 

Would you rather eat your own poo, or eat the poo of the fittest bird you know?

[gazelle]

eat my own..

 

Would you rather have the best house on the worst street or the worst house on the best street.

[madstock]

eat my own..

 

Would you rather have the best house on the worst street or the worst house on the best street.

 

Both, buy-to-let is the way forward; it keeps scum off the property ladder whilst increasing my personal wealth due to hyperinflation, meaning a brighter future for my children.

 

Would you rather use a toothbrush after someone has cleaned a shitter with it, or walk around after the same person has shit in your shoes?

 

It's a dilemna I face.

[Elmyn Noos]

Both, buy-to-let is the way forward; it keeps scum off the property ladder whilst increasing my personal wealth due to hyperinflation, meaning a brighter future for my children.

 

Would you rather use a toothbrush after someone has cleaned a shitter with it, or walk around after the same person has shit in your shoes?

 

It's a dilemna I face.

 

Both is cheating. You can't pick both, because it is cheating.

 

You cheat.

[gazelle]

Both is cheating. You can't pick both, because it is cheating.

 

You cheat.

 

you answer it then..

[Elmyn Noos]

you answer it then..

 

You can't tell me what to do. You're not my mum.

 

Worst house on the best street. You can do your house up, but you can't do the whole street up.

 

Would you rather walk through town naked on a Saturday lunchtime, or dance to Wannabe by the Spice Girls on peak time live television?

[gazelle]

Depends on what town.. If it wasn't my town then i'd do the first one.

 

Would you rather kill JNP with a knife or a rope? - Now this time please do as your told.

[Elmyn Noos]

Depends on what town.. If it wasn't my town then i'd do the first one.

 

Would you rather kill JNP with a knife or a rope? - Now this time please do as your told.

 

knife.

 

Light fandango or cartwheels across the floor?

[RJ Fan club]

knife.

 

Light fandango or cartwheels across the floor?

 

Cartwheels,

 

would you rather eat Monkeys Brains out of the skull or Kangaroos testicles out of the sack?

[Elmyn Noos]

Cartwheels,

 

would you rather eat Monkeys Brains out of the skull or Kangaroos testicles out of the sack?

 

monkey brains. I don't like nuts.

 

Christmas, or New Year?

[gazelle]

Christmas every time - NY is always a let down

 

Wipe back to front or front to back.

[Elmyn Noos]

Christmas every time - NY is always a let down

 

Wipe back to front or front to back.

 

Back to front.

 

Russian roulette with a six shooter, or jump from the second floor of a building onto concrete?