Worst Lyrics in the World... Ever!

[Mr Moustache]

From 2 of my fave bands - Oasis & New Order:

 

Baby the time is right to tell it all like it is

Now that I feel God-like, there's nothing that can't be kissed

The name of a lonely soul is scratched into my brain

He thought he was King Creole, until he found out

Until he found out

 

He sits upon a throne

He lives a sleazy lie

But he's all alone again, again

 

I can see a liar sitting by the fire

Trouble in his heart, laughing at the thought

Coming as he goes into overdose

I wonder what he thinks of me?

 

Baby the time is right to tell it all like it is

Now that I feel God-like, there's nothing that can't be kissed

 

He sits upon a throne

He lives a sleazy lie

But he's all alone again, again

 

I can see a liar sitting by the fire

Trouble in his heart, laughing at the thought

Coming as he goes into overdose

I wonder what he thinks of me?

 

Baby you're a liar sitting by the fire

Trouble in your heart, laughing at the thought

Oh baby you're a liar sitting by the fire

Trouble in your heart, laughing at the thought

Coming as you go into overdose

I wonder what you think of me?

 

and

 

Little James, we're all the same

Always seem to look to us

We weren't meant to be grown ups

Thank you for your smile

You make it all worthwhile to us

 

Live for your toys eventhough they make

Have you ever played with plasticine

Even tried the trampoline

Thank you for your smile

You make it all worthwhile to us

 

I'm singing this song for you and your mum and that's all

It won't be long before everyone is gone

 

Sailed out to sea, your mum you and me

You swam the oceans like a child

Life around us was so wild

Thank you for your smile

You make it all worthwhile to us

 

I'm singing this song for you and your mum and that's all

It won't be long before everyone is goneLittle James, we're all the same

Always seem to look to us

We weren't meant to be grown ups

Thank you for your smile

You make it all worthwhile to us

 

Live for your toys eventhough they make

Have you ever played with plasticine

Even tried the trampoline

Thank you for your smile

You make it all worthwhile to us

 

I'm singing this song for you and your mum and that's all

It won't be long before everyone is gone

 

Sailed out to sea, your mum you and me

You swam the oceans like a child

Life around us was so wild

Thank you for your smile

You make it all worthwhile to us

 

I'm singing this song for you and your mum and that's all

It won't be long before everyone is gone

 

Barney, what the fook where you thinking?

 

What does this ship bring to me

Far across the restless sea

Waiting for the sirens call

I've never seen it here before

 

There she ?? the lonely trail

Getting through the breaking winds

Drifting slowly from the coast

She is lost forever more

 

We all want some kind of love

But sometimes it's not enough

To the wall and through the door

With a stranger on the shore

 

I won't desert you

I don't know what to say

I really hurt you

I nearly gave it all the way

 

I've got it all

Cause you were not the one

I don't know where to turn when you're gone

When you're gone

 

Gotta catch the midnight train

First to Paris then to Spain

Travel with a document

All across the continent

 

City life is flying by

The wheels are turning all around

Get on board we can't be late

Our destination cannot wait

 

All the stars and all the worlds

Filling up this universe

Can never be as close as us

We never shine as bright or??

 

I won't desert you

I don't know what to say

I really hurt you

I nearly gave it all the way

 

I've got it all

Cause you were not the wrong one

I don't know where to turn when you're gone

When you're gone

 

I won't desert you

I don't know what to say

I really hurt you

I nearly gave it all the way

 

I've got it all

Cause you were not the one

I don't know where to turn when you're gone

When you're gone

 

How many times must I lose my way, hey

How many words do I have to say, hey

What can I do just to make you see

That you're so good for a man like

A man like me

[Remmie]

Who are those fucking cunt Americans with their take a look at my girlfriend song (badabada)?

 

90% of the song is about how fucking mint she's supposed to be, then they get to the chorus: Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got (badabada), not much of a girlfriend, we never seem to get along (badabada)

 

Well what's it to be fuckstick is she boss or a cunt?

 

The genius lyrics continue: She even has her own ringtone, if that ain't love then I don't know what love is...

 

Oh dear. Step aside Shakespear you have been completely blown away with the most heartfelt, beautiful, articulate line in the history of romance.

 

Makes Mmmbop sound intelligent

[Jose Jones]

One that has been bugging me recently is from the current Editors single. It says something along the lines of "Now run with me, through this field of trees".

 

Now, stop me if I'm wrong, stop me if I'm wrong*, but isn't a field of trees a forest? Or at least a wood? You can have a field with a few trees in it but not 'a field of trees' that's just nonsense.

 

*Did you see what I did there with The Streets link?

 

Also the whole damn chorus "the saddest thing that I've ever seen was smokers outside the hospital doors"

Really? That's the saddest thing you've ever seen? Some dude having a ciggy?

[Fallen Angel]

Who are those fucking cunt Americans with their take a look at my girlfriend song (badabada)?

 

90% of the song is about how fucking mint she's supposed to be, then they get to the chorus: Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got (badabada), not much of a girlfriend, we never seem to get along (badabada)

 

Well what's it to be fuckstick is she boss or a cunt?

 

The genius lyrics continue: She even has her own ringtone, if that ain't love then I don't know what love is...

 

Oh dear. Step aside Shakespear you have been completely blown away with the most heartfelt, beautiful, articulate line in the history of romance.

 

Makes Mmmbop sound intelligent

 

Good call on the lyric but it was the English band Supertramp :ermm:

[Fallen Angel]

I cant believe that no-one has mentioned James "rhyming" Blunt.

 

"You're Beautiful"

 

My life is brilliant.

 

My life is brilliant.

My love is pure.

I saw an angel.

Of that I'm sure.

She smiled at me on the subway.

She was with another man.

But I won't lose no sleep on that,

'Cause I've got a plan.

 

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.

You're beautiful, it's true.

I saw your face in a crowded place,

And I don't know what to do,

'Cause I'll never be with you.

 

Yeah, she caught my eye,

As we walked on by.

She could see from my face that I was,

Flying high, [ - video/radio edited version]

Fucking high, [ - CD version]

And I don't think that I'll see her again,

But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

 

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.

You're beautiful, it's true.

I saw your face in a crowded place,

And I don't know what to do,

'Cause I'll never be with you.

 

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.

You're beautiful, it's true.

There must be an angel with a smile on her face,

When she thought up that I should be with you.

But it's time to face the truth,

I will never be with you.

 

 

 

We have a winner! I could eat alphabet spaghetti and shit a better lyric than that.

[Jose Jones]

We have a winner! I could eat alphabet spaghetti and shit a better lyric than that.

 

Apparently that's how David Bowie used to come up with his song lyrics.

 

 

Almost.

[Section_31]

Iron Like a Lion in Zion :ermm:

 

also some girls aloud classics i posted a while ago...

 

'I've got my one Alabamma return which will take me far away from you'

 

(but back again presumably, if it's a return?)

 

'So I grab my capuccino and coat and I'm headed for the hills above'

 

(why? To start a guerilla war against the invading facist hordes?)

 

Fubar

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Desree's "Life" takes some beating for shiteness

 

I don't wanna see a ghost

It's the sight that I fear most

I'd rather have a piece of toast

 

That's fucking genius, that is!

 

Who was that daft cow who sang "You can get here by railways/You can get here by Trailways"? She wants a slap.

 

And while we're on daft cows .... "Unbreak My Heart". No!

 

Anyway, this may be sacriligeous, but "As soon as you're born/ They make you feel small" .... Well, yes. You are.

 

Also, if the girl who's driving you mad goes away, why would you be sad?

[RJ Fan club]

That's fucking genius, that is!

 

Who was that daft cow who sang "You can get here by railways/You can get here by Trailways"? She wants a slap.

 

And while we're on daft cows .... "Unbreak My Heart". No!

 

Anyway, this may be sacriligeous, but "As soon as you're born/ They make you feel small" .... Well, yes. You are.

 

Also, if the girl who's driving you mad goes away, why would you be sad?

 

Get here by Oleta Adams.

[Moschops II]

Mobile station where I stand

This old gas pump in my hand

The boss don't like me, got a face like a weasel

Oil on my hands and the smell of diesel

 

Here comes the big shot from the city

V-8 engine, she runs so pretty

"I need a full tank of gas where I'm headed

Woo! Fill her up son!

Unleaded."

 

Sting.

[thisisanfield]

Also the whole damn chorus "the saddest thing that I've ever seen was smokers outside the hospital doors"

Really? That's the saddest thing you've ever seen? Some dude having a ciggy?

 

That has to be the most boring song released by anyone for a while.

[Boom Boom]

"One of Us" by Joan Osbourne

 

"What if God was one of us,

just a slob like one of us" etc etc.

 

Cringecringecringe

[dirty_sanchez]

Nobody calling on the phone

Except for the Pope maybe in Rome

 

..is by far the worst bit in that song.

[Christian]

"One of Us" by Joan Osbourne

 

"What if God was one of us,

just a slob like one of us" etc etc.

 

Cringecringecringe

 

That is indeed the worst song in the history of the world.

[Remmie]

Lets go eskimo and I'll take you to the moon.

 

Bumped as similar to another thread

[DT]

I think this has been on here before - posted by Aidan IIRC (All restbonus of course)

 

The Clash:

 

Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

 

If I go there will be trouble

and if I stay it will be double....

 

- - - - -

 

I fail to spot the dilemma.

 

Where is Aidan these days? He moved to England I seem to recall and then disappeared?

[DT]

Also, if the girl who's driving you mad goes away, why would you be sad?

 

Fair point actually. Repped.

[Remmie]

Slowly walking down the hall, faster then a cannon ball.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Slowly walking down the hall, faster then a cannon ball.

 

Where were you while we were getting high.

 

Shit shit shit shit.

[Remmie]

Where were you while we were getting high.

 

Shit shit shit shit.

You forgot the fifth shit. Shit shit shit shit shit.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

You forgot the fifth shit. Shit shit shit shit shit.

 

My Bad.

 

Don't think anyone could top this

 

Hi Barbie!

- Hi Ken!

- You wanna go for a ride?

- Sure, Ken!

- Jump in!

- Ha ha ha ha!

 

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

 

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

 

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

 

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world

Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie

You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain

Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

 

You can touch, you can play

You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

 

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

 

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

 

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please

I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees

Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again

Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

 

You can touch, you can play

You can say I'm always yours

You can touch, you can play

You can say I'm always yours

 

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

 

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

 

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

 

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

 

- Oh, I'm having so much fun!

- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!

- Oh, I love you Ken!

[Chuck Fadanoid]

Fucking hell, any chance to jump on Oasis.

 

Their first two albums were quality. Get over it cockmunchers.

[Remmie]

Now Skidders old bean, can you not see the deep lyrical poetry of this wonderful, life affirming piece of musical art?

[Skidfingers McGonical]

And from our miserable fucker of a friend Mr Michael Stipe.

 

R.E.M. - Why Not Smile Lyrics

 

The concrete broke your fall

To hear you speak of it

I'd have done anything

I would do anything

I feel like a cartoon brick wall

To hear you speak of it

You've been so sad

It makes me worry

Why not smile?

You've been sad for a while.

Why not smile?

 

I would do anything

To hear you speak of it.

Why not smile?

You've been sad for a while.

You've been sad for a while.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Fucking hell, any chance to jump on Oasis.

 

Their first two albums were quality. Get over it cockmunchers.

 

You have time yet to learn young one.