Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?

[Anny Road]

I dont think my nerves can take a defeat today. 20 mins to go and I have just been for a square poo. Not good.

[Kurt]

Why the shitting hell would a 29 year old 10 bar player, playing for the top team in the land, decide to retire. Balls.

 

I had that happening to me in the cl...my main defender and captain...30 years old, calls it a day!

 

What the fuck is that all about...especially at a time when the team suddenly came good and are unbeaten!

[Owen]

Who's that?

 

Dull day in the Premiership, everything was decided last week.

 

Nagore in the CL.

 

I've just bid over 37million for a midfielder in the public league.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Massive game in Div 2. Cuntegg v Paddys Hairband. Kenny's Kids have their destiny in their own hands, but if they slip up, one of this pair can get 2nd if they win. Cuntegg need a defeat for KK, but a draw for KK would be enough for Paddys hairband.

 

In Div 3 there are 6 teams still in with a shout of second spot. McLovin are in second right now but have a poor goal diff. They need to win to make sure. If they draw, I can't see all of the teams below them dropping points.

 

McLovin FC 27 pts

Igoresque 25pts

The Randy Crawfords 25pts

Ajax treesdown 25pts

Aston Village People 25pts

Hells Kitchen FC 24pts

 

 

Thrilling stuff!

 

There is not a chance of my lot going up, we won't beat Cuntegg for a start.

 

I am bricking it.

 

No bother fella, you will beat LiverpoolSweden and Cuntegg will beat me, you will go up, I will end up 4th.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

I can't see me getting a much above average Change Report either...If I'm lucky 3 might go up in visible form, perhaps 4 if the gods really smile....the rest are much of a muchness and might inch up overall, a couple will stay the same and some, who will be sacked, will be going down.

[Hazel Motes]

Nagore in the CL.

 

I've just bid over 37million for a midfielder in the public league.

 

O_o How many bars? Age? Etc...

[Owen]

O_o How many bars? Age? Etc...

 

21 year old, 10 bar, intelligent, cheaty, tough midfielder, who can kick a ball hard. With a good name.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Congrats to Kenny's Kids on the promotion, a good season and well deserved. We could only manage a draw, but a win wouldn't have been enough anyway, Kenny's did it in style with a 4-2 win.

There is no way mine would have been good enough to compete in Division 1 next season, we are barely good enough for Division 2. I'm pleased to have finished 3rd though.

[Thants]

Congrats to Kenny's Kids on the promotion, a good season and well deserved. We could only manage a draw, but a win wouldn't have been enough anyway, Kenny's did it in style with a 4-2 win.

There is no way mine would have been good enough to compete in Division 1 next season, we are barely good enough for Division 2. I'm pleased to have finished 3rd though.

Unlucky chap. Could you whack my report up?

[Anny Road]

Cheers Paddy. Get the fuck in.

[Karl_b]

Thanks Ants Thants - FC Wollert Maniacs The jersey is in the laundry

0 (0 - 0) 1

 

3 Umberto Casazza was booked

9 Eddie Brennan was booked

9 Bruno Fevereiro in Thanks Ants Thants was injured and was substituted by Audun Magnússon

21 0 - 0 Penalty miss by Enrique Alkorta in FC Wollert Maniacs

59 Thurston Loosley was booked

65 0 - 1 Long range shot: Goal scorer was Marcelino Deco assisted by Danny Lightfoot

78 0 - 1 Penalty miss by Stefano Noorden in Thanks Ants Thants

81 Umberto Casazza was sent off

84 Joe Roberts in Thanks Ants Thants was injured and could not continue playing

87 Thurston Loosley was sent off

Possession: 45 - 55 (40-60)

Chances: 3 - 4 (1-3)

 

Home - Man Of The Match - Away

Stuart Winfield Joel Mullin

[Hazel Motes]

5-1 victory against the-sir's revolutionaries (17-2 in chances). Can't help thinking it's a bit unfair that Panzer Division is being relegated, we've picked 14 points since I took over and are the third form strongest team in the premiership.

Hoping RiS will sort this out.

[Karl_b]

It's not fair you're right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You should have started in the third division.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Unlucky chap. Could you whack my report up?

 

Mr. Thantington, I divn't knar how to do the copy and paste thing on here, but the brief details are that you lost 1-0, Loosley was red carded, Fevereiro went off injured and its a red cross job. 3-4 in chances, 45-55 in possession and Winfield was your MoM. Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings.

[RedinSweden]

5-1 victory against the-sir's revolutionaries (17-2 in chances). Can't help thinking it's a bit unfair that Panzer Division is being relegated, we've picked 14 points since I took over and are the third form strongest team in the premiership.

Hoping RiS will sort this out.

 

Don't worry, there is a wonderful randomness to league updates when I am at the helm. You might even find yourself as the only team in Div 4. Who knows!

 

Ace finish in Div 3. I bet crouchieboy is kicking himself. Well done to the randy crawfords for grabbing that spot.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Cheers Paddy. Get the fuck in.

 

Well played mate, you deserved it over the season. I had a mare for a fortnight 3 and 4 games ago...I needed to play a young keeper and defender and figured that the final home game vs Fake Madrid would be a good time to get their match experience levels up...it backfired for me big time as we lost 1-0 in a game we should have won, then the same team with the 2 younger players got bummed rigid 4-1 at LiverpoolSweden the week after, that pretty much ended all hopes for us.

I'm still pleased to have finished 3rd. Maybe if RiScoe does his magic buttons thing again, we might yet still be in the same Division again next season Anny...:whistle:

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Congrats to Comrade Josey Wales, his Randy Crawfords did the job on goal difference on the final day to gain promotion along with Lezzer to Division 2....nice work pal.

[Hazel Motes]

Don't worry, there is a wonderful randomness to league updates when I am at the helm. You might even find yourself as the only team in Div 4. Who knows!

 

Maybe if RiScoe does his magic buttons thing again, we might yet still be in the same Division again next season Anny...:whistle:

 

What exactly is it that has happened previous years?

[Anny Road]

When is the end of season officially RIS?

[Hazel Motes]

When is the end of season officially RIS?

 

Normally 2-3 days after the last game.

[RedinSweden]

What exactly is it that has happened previous years?

 

Once, once, near the start of Ultra League, four managers dropped out and I did the update without noticing, which fucked up the promotions and relegations for that season. Mongstock has never forgiven me and the rest won't let it lie. Even the fuckers who weren't even in the league then.

 

Massive bunch of ungrateful fuckers.

[Karl_b]

Been in charge of a league is hard work, I feel your pain RiS.

[Thants]

Cheers RiS and PB. Fucking shiit it. Loosey better not lose his form lower than 10 because of his sending off. I'll be gutted. And another fucking penalty miss.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

When is the end of season officially RIS?

 

I think the change report is due on Thursday morning....then a short recruitment for new managers and then the RiS up.

[Thants]

Once, once, near the start of Ultra League, four managers dropped out and I did the update without noticing, which fucked up the promotions and relegations for that season. Mongstock has never forgiven me and the rest won't let it lie. Even the fuckers who weren't even in the league then.

 

Massive bunch of ungrateful fuckers.

 

Xpert hug. Would you like a cup of my fake tea?