Adverts you hate.

[Trumo]

They both look like photofits that went wrong.

[Bjornebye]

The new Thortful advert with the couple making noises across the table on the coffee shop from each other. Oh my god. 

[Harry's Lad]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The new Thortful advert with the couple making noises across the table on the coffee shop from each other. Oh my god. 

You beat me to it. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

You beat me to it. 

How weird looking is the bird? I reckon she actually talks like that 

[littletedwest]

I know its on here already but that fucking domino's advert. Fuck off

[Harry's Lad]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

How weird looking is the bird? I reckon she actually talks like that 

She looks like a reflection in one those funny mirrors.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

She looks like a reflection in one those funny mirrors.

She looks like someone’s stuck a finger up a Siamese cats arse 

 

 

 

What 

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

She looks like someone’s stuck a finger up a Siamese cats arse 

 

 

 

What 

After Zouma's hoofed it.

[dockers_strike]

Fucking David Seaman and his Safe Style Windows advert, the grinning prick is doing my head in. He must have done some bum deals and need a bit of extra cash!

[Mike D]

 

[Total Longo]

The trend for talking in that irritating, staccato voice is really starting to grate on me, the prime example are the Just Eat ones. 

 

[Bjornebye]

Words don't do justice to how much this advert winds me the fuck up. I know a girl who wears her hair and walks just like the woman in this. One lairy bitch who spends her nights out cock blocking because her friends are all hot and she's a horrible cunt (The one in the gold coat not the girl in the thumbnail). 

 

 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

On 09/02/2022 at 10:10, Bjornebye said:

How weird looking is the bird? I reckon she actually talks like that 

She has a somewhat equine quality about her!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Over 50’s were the old bag playing hide and seek with her pretend grandkid says she’s fifty

when she is clearly 65+ and presents on QVC.

[easytoslip]

2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Over 50’s were the old bag playing hide and seek with her pretend grandkid says she’s fifty

when she is clearly 65+ and presents on QVC.

Sickening, going back to the other cunt in the same funeral theme, and my lot know how to party, look at his eyes when he gets introduced to a baby, quite sinister. 

Maybe i should lighten up and stop seeing the negative. I cant help it. 

[Clem H Fandango]

Made in the Royal Navy.

 

Congrats spending a couple of years on a boat.

Fishermen are really proud of you.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

14 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Sickening, going back to the other cunt in the same funeral theme, and my lot know how to party, look at his eyes when he gets introduced to a baby, quite sinister. 

Maybe i should lighten up and stop seeing the negative. I cant help it. 

What the fuck Is the big lad doing in that, dancing?

[easytoslip]

12 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

What the fuck Is the big lad doing in that, dancing?

 

12 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

What the fuck Is the big lad doing in that, dancing?

Prancing, its odd

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, easytoslip said:

 

Prancing, its odd

 

Goth dancing from South Park!

[Stouffer]

1 hour ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Made in the Royal Navy.

 

Congrats spending a couple of years on a boat.

Fishermen are really proud of you.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Made in the Royal Navy.

 

Congrats spending a couple of years on a boat.

Fishermen are really proud of you.

I prefer the American recruitment campaigns.

 

[Pete]

Verisure Alarms. FUCK OFF. 

[littletedwest]

That holiday firm advert that plays Christmas music.  Like 3 months solid a year isn't enough 

[Trumo]

Not an advert I hate, but I've just seen a shampoo advert featuring a blind woman talking about her shiny red hair. Thing is, she looks like Ricky Gervais in a wig.

 

 

[Anubis]

These selfish, obnoxious, entitled cunts. In fairness, it’s probably sound advertising as they seemingly represent about half of the UK.