Wataru Endo Welcome to Liverpool

[JohnnyH]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Is this cat any good, or what?

[Bobby Hundreds]

6 minutes ago, JohnnyH said:

Someone needs to tell that guy shoving a compass up your arse is not how you use a compass and it would massively effect its usefulness.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Judge said:

Out with Hendo, in with Endo.

 

Now, let’s sign Errard!

That wouldn’t be a good name for a Japanese bloke really. 

[coachpotato]

Could regret this, but I think we could be positively surprised by Endo.

Not based on any knowledge or previous observation, but I think he could be an asset.

Hope he’s not the only one I think that about in the coming fortnight.

[Rushies tash]

47 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Is this cat any good, or what?

 

As there's a fair chance he'll be the only 6 we sign this summer, I reckon we'll get plenty of chance to find out.

[Jairzinho]

I reckon he's going to start most games. 

[Pidge]

1 hour ago, JohnnyH said:

 

Well obviously, you'd just be running in circles...

[magicrat]

Surprised Chelsea haven't snapped him up with a late bid of £20 mill and all the sushi he can scoff

[Bobby Hundreds]

The way klopp spoke to him and of him I think he's in for a lot of performances.

[Jennings]

"Horr-Endo-San"

[Section_31]

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

I’d like to think that he’s going to be one of those players who we look back on as an absolute bargain. This is us mixture of alcohol, positivity and an unfailing belief in the human spirit. It’s a heady mix.

[Anubis]

Nice little video, this.

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

Klopp offended there.

[JohnnyH]

Just stuck a compass up my arse. Got an erection and immediately spun around and pointed north. 

[House of Dirk]

6 hours ago, suzy said:

Yay, we’ve got someone!

That was my feeling !

[Bob]

6 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Thread should be called ‘Endo - Wat Ar U?’

Prize worthy.

[Edward.]

1 hour ago, JohnnyH said:

Just stuck a compass up my arse. Got an erection and immediately spun around and pointed north. 

I’m surprised you could tell.

[Strontium]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

 

Japanese player with good aerial ability...

 

Nope, can't make them jokes no more.

[dave u]

I'm not forgetting about the absolute shitshow that led to this signing, but I couldn't be any more all in on this lad now after watching the interviews today. He's gonna be boss and we're all going to fucking love him. Klopp had a little gleam in his eye when he was talking about him and then looking right into the camera and telling us to "just watch".

 

Again, it doesn't alter the ludicrous way we've botched things but in a strange way we may end up better off in the long run if he holds down the fort for a few seasons and we spend the money we saved on Caicedo / Lavia wisely.

[Section_31]

Just now, dave u said:

I'm not forgetting about the absolute shitshow that led to this signing, but I couldn't be any more all in on this lad now after watching the interviews today. He's gonna be boss and we're all going to fucking love him. Klopp had a little gleam in his eye when he was talking about him and then looking right into the camera and telling us to "just watch".

 

Again, it doesn't alter the ludicrous way we've botched things but in a strange way we may end up better off in the long run if he holds down the fort for a few seasons and we spend the money we saved on Caicedo / Lavia wisely.

 

I said higher up the thread that people's first reactions to the signing were all about timing. If it hadn't come after the double debacle of that week everyone would have thought it was an absolute no brainer.

[TheHowieLama]

4 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

Japanese player with good aerial ability...

 

Nope, can't make them jokes no more.

 

Yea, that one crashed and burned.

[Anubis]

 

 

 

 

 

[dave u]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

 

I said higher up the thread that people's first reactions to the signing were all about timing. If it hadn't come after the double debacle of that week everyone would have thought it was an absolute no brainer.

 

It's definitely that, I've said the same in the diary. I actually resent the way they've fucked this up because it robbed us of the chance of being happy about the signing. If we'd done this in May I'd have been buzzing with how shrewd we'd been.