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The Snooker


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29 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Glad Selby is out, can’t stand the boring cunt but his head is obviously fucking fried and I hope he gets the help he needs. 

Is he struggling again? Like you say boring cunt, but if he's struggling he needs help.

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To be fair. It's technically the sports biggest tournament, but its in its smallest venue. 

 

And if they can move the tournament, and the Victor wins double what they do now. How could you blame them for wanting the move. 

 

 

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21 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

As if Judd Trump couldn’t be a big enough cunt he’s now got even shitter hair than his namesake trying to hide the fact the prick is bald.


One bad bellend him. Brilliant player. 
 

Hope Maguire beats Murphy. They’ve had needle for years when Murphy made the ref deduct points from Maguire for forgetting his chalk. 

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1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:


One bad bellend him. Brilliant player. 
 

Hope Maguire beats Murphy. They’ve had needle for years when Murphy made the ref deduct points from Maguire for forgetting his chalk. 


He’s also got a group of mates that are massive wronguns. Proper snide little chav cunts that think they’re hard and funny. Even deliberately making stupid noises on his opponents shot and dickhead refusing to call them out on it. 
 

Murphy is another fucking bellend. 

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4 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:


He’s also got a group of mates that are massive wronguns. Proper snide little chav cunts that think they’re hard and funny. Even deliberately making stupid noises on his opponents shot and dickhead refusing to call them out on it. 
 

Murphy is another fucking bellend. 


Him and Lisowski fly them all over every summer so they probably want him to win it so they get a better hotel. Fucking nobheads 

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This whole talk about leaving the Crucible is bollocks. It's all part of the Saudification of sport - they wave money round and people like Hearn (both) and O'Sullivan come rushing over ready to sell their grannies for a few quid. Meanwhile, decades of history and prestige get torn up and thrown away as if it never really mattered because there wasn't "enough" money involved (whatever enough money is). 

 

The crucible works BECAUSE it's a small venue. It's intense. Intimate. 

 

There are plenty of tournaments in bigger venues. Let them have their empty stadiums and domes and bowls. Leave the tradition alone. Cunts. 

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27 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Ronnie flies through the first two frames against Ryan Day, then completely norses up the next two.

 

Almost schizophrenic performance so far.

 

or the form of a prize winning prick!

 

going around with his gob open all the time, whats he trying to do, whats he trying to do, catch flies? cunt

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5 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

 

or the form of a prize winning prick!

 

going around with his gob open all the time, whats he trying to do, whats he trying to do, catch flies? cunt

I understand why you dislike him mate, but he's not right in the head.

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17 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

I understand why you dislike him mate, but he's not right in the head.

Probably not, but I just can't warm to him. 

 

Hell of a player though. He was shite for 2 frames, then within 10 minutes, he goes 2 frames up hitting every shot to absolute perfection. 

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17 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

Probably not, but I just can't warm to him. 

 

Hell of a player though. He was shite for 2 frames, then within 10 minutes, he goes 2 frames up hitting every shot to absolute perfection. 

Schizophrenic play. I wonder sometimes if he just does it to keep it interesting.

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2 hours ago, bigthrusts said:

Such a shame Murphy is out. Said nobody ever. 

 

Only downside is he'll be on BBC comms more. 


Maguire hates him and all so it’s fucking fantastic. He’s one horrible cunt of a human Murphy. Him and Carter should be handing out Tory leaflets in Basingstoke 

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