I need a job (sort of)

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Surely a man of your saliva would be headhunted, hounded back into the work arena. Hopefully by real headhunters.

[Fowler1972]

You're wasting your own posting it on here.

Again, probably but you never know. If I did pick up work from here it would be something of a miracle but if you don’t ask, you don’t get...

[Fowler1972]

Surely a man of your saliva would be headhunted, hounded back into the work arena. Hopefully by real headhunters.

I could get a job. I can get work. I only want to do limited things this year though for all sorts of reasons. To be honest I’ve done four days work all year. I’ve another twelve days booked in and if I can get another 10-15 from somewhere at a decent rate that’ll do.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I could get a job. I can get work. I only want to do limited things this year though for all sorts of reasons. To be honest I’ve done four days work all year. I’ve another twelve days booked in and if I can get another 10-15 from somewhere at a decent rate that’ll do.

Can't help mate. I only do honest work with people who get their hands dirty. If I need a bullshitter I'll keep you in mind.

[Fowler1972]

Can't help mate. I only do honest work with people who get their hands dirty. If I need a bullshitter I'll keep you in mind.

Thanks.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Thanks.

Your are very welcome. Whilst your shelf life lasts.

[dandyman]

Hand or blow????

 

 

***childish sniggers

 

 

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[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I hear the Free Love Freeway needs ground workers.

[TheHowieLama]

Drug mule

[Dougie Do'ins]

I could get a job. I can get work. I only want to do limited things this year though for all sorts of reasons. To be honest I’ve done four days work all year. I’ve another twelve days booked in and if I can get another 10-15 from somewhere at a decent rate that’ll do.

Liver failure ?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Who was it on here who works for a bookies in Gibraltar?

[Thoth]

The Taliban are recruiting

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The Taliban are recruiting

Dead end job.

[Fowler1972]

Liver failure ?

I hope not but the GF is the wrong place for discussing the unmentionable.

[Red_or_Dead]

I hear they're looking for a lead in the remake of Billy Liar.  You'd be perfect.

[Fowler1972]

I hear they're looking for a lead in the remake of Billy Liar. You'd be perfect.

What have I lied about?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

What have I lied about?

You tell us?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

You could always use your writing skills to do a British version of Cannonball Run, your missus can do Sally Field's role. You can do Dom De Luise.

 

Captain Chaos.

[Fowler1972]

You tell us?

I will. Nothing.

 

It worries me slightly that my everyday stories of not very much are considered fanciful on here. Some of you, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, might want to consider getting out more.

[Fowler1972]

You could always use your writing skills to do a British version of Cannonball Run, your missus can do Sally Field's role. You can do Dom De Luise.

 

Captain Chaos.

Sally Field is still nice now. The Gardener is more of a Natalie Wood though who isn’t.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I will. Nothing.

It worries me slightly that my everyday stories of not very much are considered fanciful on here. Some of you, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, might want to consider getting out more.

Do you blog from work or when hiking?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Sally Field is still nice now. The Gardener is more of a Natalie Wood though who isn’t.

She isn't even Sally Field really mate. Quirky enough if you like that sort of thing.

[Fowler1972]

Do you blog from work or when hiking?

I don’t work anymore, apart from the odd day here and there. I last worked full time in October and started the blog in January.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I don’t work anymore, apart from the odd day here and there. I last worked full time in October and started the blog in January.

Maybe you should get out more.

[Fowler1972]

She isn't even Sally Field really mate. Quirky enough if you like that sort of thing.

I can’t refer to her as a poor man’s Natalie Wood though can I.

 

I fancy her anyway even if you don’t.