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Black pudding


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Black pudding is immense.

 

 

Gold Coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in the market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doin' all right
Hear him whip the women just around midnight

Black pudding, how come you taste so good
Black pudding, just like congealed pig's blood should 

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Vegetarians not eating black pudding should hardly come as a surprise to anyone.

 

Here you go, vegetarian black pudding:-

 

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Is it just me or does 'V Pud' sound like something you'd put on an infected fanny?

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Are you implying that he rubs it into himself instead of eating it?

 

I certainly wouldn't imply that anyone eats vegetarian black pudding.

 

It's probably made out of the fake blood you get in joke shops.

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An absolute Breakfast staple, never met a woman who liked it either, which is obviously a massive plus.

We've not met met but I love the stuff. And will be partaking in a black pudding and egg roll this weekend all going to plan

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We've not met met but I love the stuff. And will be partaking in a black pudding and egg roll this weekend all going to plan

 

 

We've not met met but I love the stuff. And will be partaking in a black pudding and egg roll this weekend all going to plan

 

 

I was standing by dave and you were there once Cath, it obviously meant more to me than you.

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If you want to consume congealed blood, isn't it easier/cheaper to just eat your scabs?

 

Yes, just as if you want to mop up the blood of a rump steak (with a fluffy piece of white bread), it is easier to slash your wrist over a plate and lick it up.

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