You know you done a Moysie when...

[Beansonafryup]

When you ring the England manager for advice and he tells you , you have to lower the fans expectations.

[Russ Atmosphere]

When you polish a diamond and it turns into a turd.

For some reason I read that to the tune of Fix You by Coldplay.

[Bob]

You you suggest coming from two down in Europe is a rare feat without realising its because your club has barely ever been two down after the first leg before.

[Bad Red Bull]

When you accuse a player from your opposite team of diving and end up with egg on your face bcoz a player from your team dives immediately

[Bad Red Bull]

When you make Hodgson quotes less funnier and less clueless than yours!

[Unrighteous]

When you've somehow managed to remove the evil from Satan's Lair.

[bouncebrigade]

When you proclaim that only real football people understand the need to make 81 crosses in a game against relegation fodder who possess a 6' 5 " centre half.

[bouncebrigade]

Your old club finishes above your new club for the first time in a generation

[Boss]

When you try and insult your bitterest rivals by saying "it isn't always the best teams that win the champions league" referring to Istanbul. Then realise you've essentially insulted your entire squad in the process and infuriated the fan base by aspiring to be Liverpool.

[robslappa]

When your eyes are bigger than your trophy collection.

[beejay]

When a slightly-less-ugly-than-you, thick-as-pig-shit, ginger-headed twat slags off your tactics and management skills on prime time TV and everyone thinks he is a wise old sage talking perfect sense

[Dr Nowt]

When you need this to polish your neck:

 

 

 

 

"We trust the referees to make the right decisions," Moyes said. "Diving is one of the hardest things for referees to get right. I would have retrospective cards but I wouldn't want to comment on individual players."

[Trumo]

Well he won't need it for anything else will he?

[alles ist gut]

EDIT : Trumo beat me to it.

[Dr Nowt]

Nice.

 

Rep for both despite Trumo's photo finish win.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'm all out of rep. Someone rep bomb this whole page for me. Ta. In stitches here.

[A_S]

When you lower expectations to the point that your team, playing at home and is the reigning champion of its nation, can have 26% possession and 1/4 of the passes of the opposition, snatch a draw and it be hailed a fantastic result.

[robslappa]

When you're stood on the touchline and your face gives the impression that you've been tied to a train track with the 7.30pm to Piccadilly bearing down the tracks towards you.

[Malarkey]

When you buy Fellaini for £27 Million.

[bigmacbrownie]

When the inferior team who you managed last season who finished 26 points behind your current team (the champions) will probably finish above you this season now the shackles are off.

[AL66GOLF]

When the supporters of your previous club are glad you left and the supporters of your current club wish you had never arrived.

[Bruce Spanner]

When ITV's viewing figures quadruple in the hope of a collective outpouring of Schadenfreude.

[Turkish Delight]

When a 1-1 home draw in a first leg is now considered to be a great result by your fans.

[magicrat]

When you buy a new car and drive it into the lampost next to the showroom

[T_R]

when you think you have farted, but you've actually shit yourself