little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Remmie]

32 minutes ago, sir roger said:

My daughter was advertising a position in her restaurant and phoned a lad who had sent in a cv. He picked the phone up and shouted ' Capital , give me the cash '.

Should have been given the job right on the spot

[Kevin D]

37 minutes ago, sir roger said:

My daughter was advertising a position in her restaurant and phoned a lad who had sent in a cv. He picked the phone up and shouted ' Capital , give me the cash '.

 

[Rico1304]

People with daft spellings of their name. It’s not even their fault but they can fuck off. 
 

‘It’s Marc with a c’ or ‘Jason with a yn’. Oh do fuck off. 

[easytoslip]

6 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

People with daft spellings of their name. It’s not even their fault but they can fuck off. 
 

‘It’s Marc with a c’ or ‘Jason with a yn’. Oh do fuck off. 

Some years ago we had a labourer working with us and i said, Jason can you get me whatever it was and he said actually its Jazon. 

While im hear any cunt thats loud. 

[John102]

I'm not really sure how it works but when your phone loads an old web page when you have no signal.

 

Every few weeks it happens and I have a mini panic thinking that their is another Covid variant. I'm calmed when I see that we are still two up at home against Southampton.

[johnsusername]

People who drag their feet when they walk. Pick your feet up!! 

[Liverpool lad]

Thick cunts

 

My partner goes to put diesel in the car 

 

Pump is playing up so returns the pump to the holder. The pump is pissing fuel everywhere and she went to work smelling like Kevin Webster 

 

She reports this to the person in the shop who replies with 'oh yeah, somebody else said that earlier'

 

Well done you simple twat. Maybe somebody could mark it out of order

[Remmie]

Your partner? Interesting term for them. 

[Razoray]

On 14/02/2022 at 19:28, Rico1304 said:

People with daft spellings of their name. It’s not even their fault but they can fuck off. 
 

‘It’s Marc with a c’ or ‘Jason with a yn’. Oh do fuck off. 

The Jasyn shit I agree with but Marc is an Irish (and European I think) name. 

[DalyanPete]

On 11/02/2022 at 16:33, sir roger said:

usually wearing hats ,

Well spotted.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Razoray said:

The Jasyn shit I agree with but Marc is an Irish (and European I think) name. 

Marc is the common French spelling,among other nations too.

[Rico1304]

4 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Marc is the common French spelling,among other nations too.

But not fat ginger lads from Wigan. 

[sir roger]

15 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

But not fat ginger lads from Wigan. 

He probably shortened it from Marco , after the guy in Adam and the Ants.

[Kevin D]

People saying "Let's get it right" before making their point.

[easytoslip]

Hearing a bird song that you dont recognise and not being able to see it, happened before but i couldnt stand there for too long as people where walking past, likewise i heard one in the square within the flats where i live, but how long can you stand at the window with binoculars, frustrating. 

[sir roger]

16 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Hearing a bird song that you dont recognise and not being able to see it, happened before but i couldnt stand there for too long as people where walking past, likewise i heard one in the square within the flats where i live, but how long can you stand at the window with binoculars, frustrating. 

Practising your excuse before it gets to court ?

[Harry's Lad]

Made up words like the one a local gym uses in its advertising blurb, 'Be Fit-tastic or when Muller were advertising their yogurt as 'Mullerlicious'.

Irritating.

 

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, sir roger said:

Practising your excuse before it gets to court ?

Haha, my name is Michael Caine. Stella St. 

[John102]

When someone rips into someone for wearing a Metallica t-shirt when they cant name an album.

 

Maybe the person just likes the tshirt.

[Bobby Hundreds]

5 hours ago, John102 said:

When someone rips into someone for wearing a Metallica t-shirt when they cant name an album.

 

Maybe the person just likes the tshirt.

Yeah that annoys me. Mind your own fucking busines, clothes warden wankers. Is it some kind of smug-ometer they're trying to fill. Can you tell me the brand history of those jeans sir, no, well I suggest you change into some jogging bottoms then... unless

[Liverpool lad]

A common theme of my posts is stupid cunts

 

Going through the airport 

 

Loads of signs warning you how to comply with security 

 

Some simple twat turns up with his bottle of water and forgetting to empty his pockets 

 

Then at passport control we have a prize cunt who takes ages on the automated one due to standing too close to the camera and wearing a hat

[redinblack]

16 minutes ago, Liverpool lad said:

A common theme of my posts is stupid cunts

 

Going through the airport 

 

Loads of signs warning you how to comply with security 

 

Some simple twat turns up with his bottle of water and forgetting to empty his pockets 

 

Then at passport control we have a prize cunt who takes ages on the automated one due to standing too close to the camera and wearing a hat

Ive forgotten what it was like to go through an airport every week. Thankfully.

[Remmie]

17 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Hearing a bird song that you dont recognise and not being able to see it, happened before but i couldnt stand there for too long as people where walking past, likewise i heard one in the square within the flats where i live, but how long can you stand at the window with binoculars, frustrating. 

You can get an app that recognises birdsong and identifies the bird for you

[easytoslip]

50 minutes ago, Remmie said:

You can get an app that recognises birdsong and identifies the bird for you

Didn't know that, i know quite a few, obviously the more common ones, without seeing them, but also things like Blackcaps i know and Goldcrests the latter after hearing one at a bus stop and seeing it without looking for too long, looking like a loon in public. 

I will look into that cheers, i find it quite rewarding to hear a bird and knowing what it is, obviously better to see them, but with some Warblers it's hard to distinguish what type it is. 

Nerdiness? 

[YorkshireRed]

The USA Curling Team. Loud mouthed fuckers the lot of them. 
 

Stop yapping and get sweeping.