Eva Carniero

[bonesman]

BREAKING: Florent Malouda and his agent claim a number of first team Chelsea players "inappropriately touch" female physio Eva Carniero.

 

BT Sports Breaking ‏@BTSportBreaking 1h

Malouda: "A number of my team mates used to fake injury, the whole team laughed but she still had to do her job, she liked the attention"

 

Why is this not a surprise, remind me again how long was mongo injured for ?

[zigackly]

[Funkasy]

sure good that his agent is watching out for her.

[bonesman]

 

Bravo Zig! been scouring the net for a good pic minus the chelsea shirt, i need search no more..

[Fugitive]

I'd been seeing her daily with recurring cock strain.

[Bjornebye]

i'd stab my balls on the pitch so she could hold my cock while the blood drained out of me.

 

 

the dirty cunts though.

[therevivalist]

That explains Terry's frequent injury.

[General Dryness]

 

Does she do happy endings? I'm in.

[dirk grout]

That isn't her.

[Barzini]

That isn't her.

 

Who cares?

[zigackly]

That isn't her.

 

Yes it is.

 

https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1366&bih=643&q=eva+carneiro&oq=eva+car&gs_l=img.3.0.0l10.5598.9083.0.10717.9.8.1.0.0.0.71.423.8.8.0...0.0.0..1ac.1.12.img.JK4LJ-NbJ9E

[Cardie]

Yes it is.

 

https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1366&bih=643&q=eva+carneiro&oq=eva+car&gs_l=img.3.0.0l10.5598.9083.0.10717.9.8.1.0.0.0.71.423.8.8.0...0.0.0..1ac.1.12.img.JK4LJ-NbJ9E

 

Not unless she's recently had a nose job (or they seriously airbrush her nose in the model shots).

[setreal]

I don't think it is her either.

[J-V]

The woman in that picture is far too good looking to be her.

Edited May 27, 2013 by J-V

[zigackly]

Not unless she's recently had a nose job (or they seriously airbrush her nose in the model shots).

 

They seriously airbrush everything in model shots. She looks alright in the other pics anyway.

[Anubis]

With all the lighting, the angle, the makeup and a big of digital manipulation it could be her. Here is another non-working shot.

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Its not even close to being her unless youre mister magoo

[Anubis]

I've tracked Zig's photo to the source - it's from a site called famouscfc and it's on a page about her, but is defintely not her. They just threw it in because they thought it looked a bit like her I suppose.

[navbasi]

Who cares. Just look at those tits.

[amli]

That explains Terry's frequent injury.

 

And explains our lack of them

 

photo share

[dark train]

She has brown eyes in the other pics, the beauty in the pic here has blue eyes, no?

 

Is this defo not a young Jolie pic?

[zigackly]

I've tracked Zig's photo to the source - it's from a site called famouscfc and it's on a page about her, but is defintely not her. They just threw it in because they thought it looked a bit like her I suppose.

 

It's a great photo anyway.

[Melchett]

[JermainePennant]

I thought for a while the Chelsea players were banging her, everytime she comes on to treat a player she grabs their arse.

 

I could see this story coming since she was hired, strange choice from Chelsea I thought as they had recently dealt with the terry and cold situations, having a fit physio around 30+ bored players it's inevitable something would happen.

[Juniper]

That quotes are false. It's made up...