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Gonna replace ole Bernie with Mikhail Kalashnikov of automatic rifle fame. Had him last year but the cunt let me down.

Really hope he dies this year. COME ON DEATH!

 

My list now:

 

John Hartson – 1975 UNDER 50

Quentin Tarrantino 1963 UNDER 50

Ross Hutchins – 1985 UNDER 30

Fidel Castro 1926

Mikhail Kalashnikov - 1919

lupita tovar - 1910

Zsa Zsa Gabor – 1917

Ian McKellen – 1939

Abe Vigoda – 1921

Nelson Mandela 1918

 

Bush Snr - OUT

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Gone with Mandela to replace Bernie Nolan.

 

Death List 2013

1. Kirk Douglas

2. Prince Phillip

3. Ronnie Biggs

4. Bhumibol Adulyadej

5. Margaret Thatcher (dead)

6. Ian Paisley

7. Hugo Chavez (dead)

8. Tito Vilanova (under 50)

9. Peter Ndlovu (Under 50)

10. Jack Osborne (Under 30)

 

George Bush Senior to die 8th March

 

Claive James replacing Hugo Chavez

Bernie Nolan replacing Thatcher.

Nelson Mandela replacing Bernie Nolan

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1. Prince Phillip

2. Stephen Hawkin

3. Magic Johnson

4. Nelson Mandela

5. Jackie Stallone

6 Kirk Douglas

7. Ronnie Biggs

Below 50

 

8. Terri Hatcher

9. Tara Reid

 

Under 30

10. Rhianna

 

So far I've had thatcher and Nolan.

 

Replacing Nolan with Stephen Hawkin.

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Inconsiderate fucker Bernie Nolan, I wanted her to go first so I could nab Iain Banks and she lasts longer than him. Mandela for me too.

 

Revised list.

 

Nelson Mandela

Kirk Douglas

Ronnie Biggs

João Havelange

Clive James

Ian Paisley

Dick Van Dyke

Angelina Jolie ( under 50 )

Pete Doherty ( under 50 )

Kim Jong-un ( under 30 )

 

Bush to invade hell on 26th March.

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I'll go with Murray Walker as Bernie Nolan's replacement.

 

1. Murray Walker

2. Nelson Mandela

3. Zsa Zsa Gabor

4. Hosni Mubarak

5. Joao Havelange

6. Clive James

7. Prince Phillip

8. Ian Watkins

9. Bashar al-Assad

10. Bilawal Bhutton Zardari

 

Hugo Chavez replaced by Hosni Mubarak

Thatcher replaced by Bernie Nolan

Bernie Nolan replaced by Murray Walker

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1. Bernie Nolan

2. Nelson Mandella

3. Muhammad Ali

4. Jake LaMotta

5. Billy Graham

6. Denis Healey

7. Fidel Castro

 

Under 50

 

1. Charlie Sheen

2. Courtney Love

 

Under 30

 

1. Lindsay Lohan

 

 

 

Grand so. I’ve replaced the Thatcher with Bernie Nolan.

 

Post above also shows my change of Ali in place of Chavez.

 

And I'll replace the dearly departed Nolan who I'd imagine is no longer in the mood for dancing, with Zsa Zsa Gabor who cannot due to leg amputation.

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I hate this thing, I am absolutely livid with people like Ronnie Biggs, eaking his way through the remainings of his crappy stolen life, do the honourable thing and top yerself.

 

I have had that cunt on my list for the last 7 years just taking a space up. Thing is I know if I took him out he would die straight away. The cunt.

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I shall replace Bernie Nolan with Mickey Rooney.

 

Revised list :-

Prince Philip

Kirk Douglas

Ronnie Biggs

Mickey Rooney

Nelson Mandela

Ian Paisley

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Under 50

 

Macauly Culkin

Pete Doherty

 

Under 30

Linsey Lohan

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I'm calling bollocks on these people adding Mandella.The man is in a permanent vegetive state according to court papers.

 

And?

 

Show me where this is mentioned in the rules?

 

No well fuck off then.

 

All is fair in love, death and competitive famous death predicting

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Rumours that they have Mandela on life support and are refusing to turn it off. I think this years owner of this competition should write to his family and explain the ramifications of not letting nature take its course in matters like this. There’s points to be had!

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I had Bernie Nolan also.

 

So I will replace her with Mandela

 

You already have Mandela mate, your list is:

 

Prince Phillip

Kirk Douglas

Ronnie Biggs

Muhammad Ali

Nelson Mandela

Denis Norden

 

Paul Gascoigne

Pete Doherty

 

Lindsay Lohan

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