Since I've been away

[dennis tooth]

Was just wondering where everything is at with regard to all the happy go lucky cunts who said 'wait and see, it'll all be grand, you bad bunch of doom mongering naysaying cynics' all through the summer transfer window lick we've just witnessed.

 

Has any punishment been meted out yet?

What we need to do, I think, is identify the parties involved, as we did during the the post-Hodgson inquest, Nuremburg trial style and ask Dave just to put a cock motif next to their name so we all know who they are. I'm pretty sure that it will end like it did when the Jews had to wear a star on their arm for a few years before being herded round like cattle to their deaths so that they eventually will end up with their own country and a few thousand nuclear weapons. That'll learn them.

 

What was the point again, yes I'd like to go back in time with a laptop of all the threads on TLW at this moment saved on and show them these threads before ramming it shut on their testicles a good few times so they cant have any kids or if they do they will be defective cock eyed cleft palate evertonians by the time I'm finished flattening their sack with a Sony Viao screen.

Then travel back to now and tell you all about it with my nice plump pair still smarting from Andy Carroll's treatment but intact nonetheless, so just to summarise, flatsack and cock moniker's all round for the 'wait and see' brigade.

-get on with it please.

[Kevin D]

Hysterical fanny.

[redsoxs]

[gingerhulk]

Synopsis please.

[Paco]

Was just wondering where everything is at with regard to all the happy go lucky cunts who said 'wait and see, it'll all be grand, you bad bunch of doom mongering naysaying cynics' all through the summer transfer window lick we've just witnessed.

 

Has any punishment been meted out yet?

What we need to do, I think, is identify the parties involved, as we did during the the post-Hodgson inquest, Nuremburg trial style and ask Dave just to put a cock motif next to their name so we all know who they are. I'm pretty sure that it will end like it did when the Jews had to wear a star on their arm for a few years before being herded round like cattle to their deaths so that they eventually will end up with their own country and a few thousand nuclear weapons. That'll learn them.

 

What was the point again, yes I'd like to go back in time with a laptop of all the threads on TLW at this moment saved on and show them these threads before ramming it shut on their testicles a good few times so they cant have any kids or if they do they will be defective cock eyed cleft palate evertonians by the time I'm finished flattening their sack with a Sony Viao screen.

Then travel back to now and tell you all about it with my nice plump pair still smarting from Andy Carroll's treatment but intact nonetheless, so just to summarise, flatsack and cock moniker's all round for the 'wait and see' brigade.

-get on with it please.

 

synopsis.

[scudger99]

synopsis.

 

Bearing in mind some of the more perverse porn I've seen on t' Interweb, there are some strange fuckers out there who would enjoy having a Sony Vaio motif slammed into their tackle. Would it matter to you if they climaxed during your "torture" session ?

[dennis tooth]

No we just dont want to let these people have kids, their father's reccomended we appoint Hodgson, sign J Cole and swap Dalle Valle and Kerchansky for Konchesky and 4.3m, their grandfather's felt we should swap Barry for Alonso, we need to put a stop to these people procreating, its not really a malice thing.

[xerxes]

Godwin's law in the seventh line of the opening post in the thread- quite an achievement.

[skowser]

I'm confused...is this anti-Semitic or not?

[Squabblefest]

I'm confused...is this anti-Semitic or not?

 

'Not at all. It's not even a real nose'

[Tony Moanero]

dennis tooth's posts bore me.

[Captain Turdseye]

dennis tooth's posts bore me.

 

The irony.

[Tony Moanero]

The irony.

 

Ha Ha

 

It's all subjective, isn't it.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

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[Arl arse]

Dennis is right, we should implement a three strikes and your out rule.

But instead of the Sony Viao option, why not take our lead from Bill Gates and forcibly 'Vaccinate' the worst offenders so not only do they die of cancer ten years down the line, but it sterilises them so they cannot produce offspring.

 

This Eugenics lark is easy, I'm going to send my 'plan' to the Rothchilds for funding.

[stringvest]

Who's in charge of the barricades since you came back, Dennis?

[silverlining]

Was just wondering where everything is at with regard to all the happy go lucky cunts who said 'wait and see, it'll all be grand, you bad bunch of doom mongering naysaying cynics' all through the summer transfer window lick we've just witnessed.

 

Has any punishment been meted out yet?

What we need to do, I think, is identify the parties involved, as we did during the the post-Hodgson inquest, Nuremburg trial style and ask Dave just to put a cock motif next to their name so we all know who they are. I'm pretty sure that it will end like it did when the Jews had to wear a star on their arm for a few years before being herded round like cattle to their deaths so that they eventually will end up with their own country and a few thousand nuclear weapons. That'll learn them.

 

What was the point again, yes I'd like to go back in time with a laptop of all the threads on TLW at this moment saved on and show them these threads before ramming it shut on their testicles a good few times so they cant have any kids or if they do they will be defective cock eyed cleft palate evertonians by the time I'm finished flattening their sack with a Sony Viao screen.

Then travel back to now and tell you all about it with my nice plump pair still smarting from Andy Carroll's treatment but intact nonetheless, so just to summarise, flatsack and cock moniker's all round for the 'wait and see' brigade.

-get on with it please.

 

I think dennis is upset about something

[Unrighteous]