Other football

[magicrat]

Fuck me Scum were lucky there getting that FK . Never a foul on the keeper

I confess I have previously disliked Owen but thought basically he was a bit of a cock and despite everything hes done there is still a lingering memory of how good he was as a kid for us. Tonight he has been fucking excruciating , the little cock sucking troll . You would think this Utd side were the greatest to ever play a game of football. An endless stream of sycophantic hyperbole coming out of the little wankers gob, Darke is an utter gobshite as well and could do with an enormous shoeing .Fuck off and die you pair of know nothing cunts 

[FanchesterCity]

If I could choose any substitute in world football... it'd be another pundit for you Michael.

[magicrat]

If I could choose any substitute in world football... it'd be another pundit for you Michael.

I know it's pathetic

"If I could choose any substitute in the world it would be Hernandez" from someone that is employed supposedly for his knowledge of football. I wouldn't employ Owen to commentate on a game of table football . 

[BCM]

If I could choose any substitute in world football... it'd be another pundit for you Michael.

 

 

Id rather sit through 10 games back to back of Lawrenson, whilst someone crashes a cymbal against both my ears than sit through a game of Owen's monotone Drivel. Talk a glass eye to sleep the boring twat.

[Strontium]

If I was on a desert island with Michael Owen and a tin of corned beef, I'd eat Michael Owen and talk to the corned beef.

 

Me too, because I'm a vegetarian.

[Grinch]

A man utd game that they were guranteeed to win

Bt Sports commentary

 

Sounds like a fun Tuesday night

[eeyore]

Why are all commentators just shit these days.

 

Alan smith

Michael owen

Phil neville

 

They're just all shit.

 

Are these production managers trying their hardest to think right who is the most boring annoying twat with a shit accident and possibly even a speech impediment that will really piss our viewers off for two hours while they try and enjoy the game

[magicrat]

Cunt ref.

Dodgy RC and then fails to blow his whistle at FT . 

Shouldn't have watched that. Massive display of cuntery on the field and more than matched in the commentary box.

[magicrat]

Why are all commentators just shit these days.

 

Alan smith

Michael owen

Phil neville

 

They're just all shit.

 

Are these production managers trying their hardest to think right who is the most boring annoying twat with a shit accident and possibly even a speech impediment that will really piss our viewers off for two hours while they try and enjoy the game

Pearce, Townsend, Tyldesley, Savage, Chiles,, Crooks, et al

A bottomless pit of pointlessness 

A chattering collection of clacking jaws completely disconnected from any sentient life-form 

 

(throws thesaurus at screen) 

[bizzle10]

Pearce, Townsend, Tyldesley, Savage, Chiles,, Crooks, et al

A bottomless pit of pointlessness 

A chattering collection of clacking jaws completely disconnected from any sentient life-form 

 

(throws thesaurus at screen) 

 bottomless pit of pointlessness

is that the new harry potter book

[magicrat]

 bottomless pit of pointlessness

is that the new harry potter book

That Rowling woman said the cheque was in the post

[littletedwest]

Why is memphis depay constantly called by his first name by commentators?

 

its like the other year when they were all calling that other prick little pea

[Mook]

I have no idea how anyone can sit through a Man Utd game they're clearly going to win, I would rather pour bleach into my eyes for 90 minutes.

[G Richards]

I like watching footy and occasionally watch other games than ours, but there is a limit! I watched Man Utd in the Champions League final (not the spawny balmy night one) because I knew they would get beat, so it would be enjoyable. But tonight's game? No chance. Steer clear because I knew they would win.

[Tony Moanero]

Just mute the cunts.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Why is memphis depay constantly called by his first name by commentators?

 

its like the other year when they were all calling that other prick little pea

 

He doesn't go by his surname as it's his dads name and his dad abandoned him when he was young, apparently.

[magicrat]

He doesn't go by his surname as it's his dads name and his dad abandoned him when he was young, apparently.

Obviously he had a vision that one day he would play for Manchester United. Who can blame him

[KevieG]

He doesn't go by his surname as it's his dads name and his dad abandoned him when he was young, apparently.

 

Wait til he hears about his assistant manager.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Should just change his name then, the bad bellend. 

 

Could call himself Memphis Bell

[Grinch]

Someone who's not an attention seeking cunt would take their mother's name.  Good player tho

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Aye unfortunately he looks really good.

[Gnasher]

David de Gea's girlfriend has described Manchester as "as ugly as the back of a fridge" that'll go down well.

[manwiththestick]

David de Gea's girlfriend has described Manchester as "as ugly as the back of a fridge" that'll go down well.

Too right it will, fridge manufacturers all over the world be furious.

[magicrat]

David de Gea's girlfriend has described Manchester as "as ugly as the back of a fridge" that'll go down well.

Rooney has a lot to answer for . 

[RazorBack]

David de Gea's girlfriend has described Manchester as "as ugly as the back of a fridge" that'll go down well.

 

Who let her go out of bedroom or kitchen?

 

Just a joke, not trying to be sexist.