This place: distance relationships?

[Dwayne Pipes]

Hi,

 

Im quite newish but dont post much and am after some advise. I don't know who go outs with who but I have a 'thing' about some lady on here and don't know if she is single and am too shy to ask directly. I've had a girlfirend or two before so she'll have a great time with me. Can the lads on here tell me the score with the ladies please.

 

P.S. She's not from Nantwich.

 

Thanks

[Red Banjo]

Smash her lad

[zigackly]

[lifetime fan]

She's single but still doesn't want to fuck a loser.

[brucespanner]

[Dwayne Pipes]

She's single but still doesn't want to fuck a loser.

 

I don't know if she is single mate, thats really the point. I feel if she was single she would like me. As you will probably agree, fashion is not a strong point where I'm from (Norfolk) and from the pics Ive seen of her she seems to be a free spirit not affected by Gok Wan.

[brucespanner]

PM a picture of your cock, it's always worked for me.

[lifetime fan]

PM a picture of your cock, it's always worked for me.

 

If it's who I'm thinking of she'll probably post it on here.

[Dwayne Pipes]

PM a picture of your cock, it's always worked for me.

 

So girls like that? And send stuff back!!!!

 

Jeez, I've missed out. Who is it your talking about?

[Chairman Meow]

PM a picture of your cock, it's always worked for me.

 

The man speaks the truth. I accidentally sent him a picture of mine and he has pestered me ever since.

[Elmyn Noos]

If you're too shy to ask directly, you're not going to get a shag off any of the birds that post on here, with the possible exception of RB14.

[brucespanner]

So girls like that? And send stuff back!!!!

 

Jeez, I've missed out. Who is it your talking about?

 

Mrs Pipes she was called, not seen her for a good few years though since that one night of animalistic rutting, shame she was a goer.

[zigackly]

So which former or current poster do we reckon this is? My money is on Norfolk Nige.

[Sugar Ape]

So which former or current poster do we reckon this is? My money is on Norfolk Nige.

 

I am Dwayne Pipes.

[melons]

If it's who I'm thinking of she'll probably post it on here.

 

I've checked my pm's and sadly it's not me. I probably would of though, or at least forwarded it to every female on here.

[toneloc]

So which former or current poster do we reckon this is? My money is on Norfolk Nige.

 

The Rock?

[zigackly]

PM a picture of your cock, it's always worked for me.

 

I've checked my pm's and sadly it's not me. I probably would of though

 

Point proved.

[Red Banjo]

Well Dwayne you might as well let the cat out of the bag now.

 

Asking for advice an a website she posts on isn't the most discreet way of doing things. She reads this thread then a day later - she gets contact from you... how do you think thats gonna go?

 

Im also intruiged how you can develop feelings for someone on a footy forum. Spill.

[Dwayne Pipes]

If you're too shy to ask directly, you're not going to get a shag off any of the birds that post on here, with the possible exception of RB14.

 

Thanks Emlyn,

 

Does RB14 have a boyfriend or is she single. Any pictures?

[Dwayne Pipes]

I've checked my pm's and sadly it's not me. I probably would of though, or at least forwarded it to every female on here.

 

Hi Mel,

 

I'm keeping things close to my chest and have noticed that your single too. If things don't go to plan with my first choice are you up for a chat via skype?

[Red Banjo]

Thanks Emlyn,

 

Does RB14 have a boyfriend or is she single. Any pictures?

 

Deffo a wind up. Confirmed by this

 

You know all about Nantwich Nige but your screaming innocence about RB14

 

Smell fishy?

[Dwayne Pipes]

Deffo a wind up. Confirmed by this

 

You know all about Nantwich Nige but your screaming innocence about RB14

 

Smell fishy?

 

Sorry Bud,

 

I've just realised that RB14 is a gay man. Haha.

 

I'm not interest in him. Deffo.

[Elmyn Noos]

Thanks Emlyn,

 

Does RB14 have a boyfriend or is she single. Any pictures?

 

I believe she's single and ready to mingle. No pictures but I have met her and can vouch for her being something of a looker. She has that bit of a filthy twinkle in her eye as well. Good luck.

[stringvest]

Thanks Emlyn,

 

Does RB14 have a boyfriend or is she single. Any pictures?

 

You should be able to find some. Do you have any motor oil under your fingernails? Would you like some?

[melons]

Hi Mel,

 

I'm keeping things close to my chest and have noticed that your single too. If things don't go to plan with my first choice are you up for a chat via skype?

 

You smooth talker, you. x