Dwayne Pipes

My local newsagent is in his 80s and still smokes. I reckon this is his year.

Chicken, I was trying to be funny. I failed, sorry. No harm meant. I do know there are gays on TV too.

Why do you insist on me not being me? I look more than I post and I know why now.

A bit harsh. I'm trying to build friendships and possibly love.

Not sure mate. haha. I think I've said something I shouldn't have and hurt her feelings already. It looks like a non starter already.

I live 3 miles from the nearest shop and have to walk there and back every day. I can eat what I want and stay slim. A fat child would benefit from this type of exercise as long as their calorie intake is not more than the calories they have burned off. That wouldn't help in any way.

I think I've put my foot in it!

Mel, I don't think its Aveez, its her mate. She has about 5 kids and is always laughing and red faced in a field.

Don't how to do sketches but from a picture I saw months ago she had big boobs and went camping. But I'm not spilling to many clues in case she sees this.

I'm not called Phil. I'm Dwayne from the ghetto (of Seething). hehe. Would that picture thing work Mel? I'd crap myself if it was true!

Oh, Thanks. Send me your email address, mobile etc and I'll get back to you if things go sour with the other one. xxx

Sorry Bud, I've just realised that RB14 is a gay man. Haha. I'm not interest in him. Deffo.

Hi Mel, I'm keeping things close to my chest and have noticed that your single too. If things don't go to plan with my first choice are you up for a chat via skype?

Thanks Emlyn, Does RB14 have a boyfriend or is she single. Any pictures?

So girls like that? And send stuff back!!!! Jeez, I've missed out. Who is it your talking about?