*Shakes head* Everton again.

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Remember all the pretend Colombian fans who suddenly registered on GOT when they bought Hamez who could speak broken English?. Quite a few of them strangely knew everything about Collina, Clive Thomas and Heysel. 

 

"Hola, my name is Miguel and I am a great footballer fan from medellin and I am very happy for James to sign for the great famous Everton club that were the first team to have goal nets and Dixie Dean. If your neighbours had not killed everyone in Belgium I believe you would be ten times European champion. Vamos the Toffees!"

Bluenose!

[manwiththestick]

8 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Moyes would be a fucking mug to go there. Anyone would.

 

Fwank hasn't been there for a year yet. Give him time.

What is Moyes going to do, seriously?

 

He's currently struggling with a better squad of West Ham players that he knows and put together, what's behind the thinking that he'd do better with a worse squad assembled by an assortment of managers.

[johnsusername]

Money aside (I know, I know) I don't see why anyone in their right mind would choose to manage Everton right now. 

[littletedwest]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

 

 

Ah fuck that's scuppered that deal

[3 Stacks]

47 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

What is Moyes going to do, seriously?

 

He's currently struggling with a better squad of West Ham players that he knows and put together, what's behind the thinking that he'd do better with a worse squad assembled by an assortment of managers.

Knows the club, will fight for the fans, the shirt, the badge, etc... All that good stuff.

[VladimirIlyich]

7 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Knows the club, will fight for the fans, the shirt, the badge, etc... All that good stuff.

And leave when he gets a better offer.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

If he gets a pay-off from West Ham, he's got a choice of either diving straight into a toxic shitshow with a worse club or taking some time to sit in his conservatory, wearing his favourite cardigan and sipping champagne.

[RJ Fan club]

4 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

If he gets a pay-off from West Ham, he's got a choice of either diving straight into a toxic shitshow with a worse club or taking some time to sit in his conservatory, wearing his favourite cardigan and sipping champagne.

Depends, I reckon he’d take it like a shot, but the twist might be if West Ham demand their money or a good slice of it back if he is employed within a certain time frame; or they can place him on gardening leave awaiting compo for the first 12 months etc 

[Red74]

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

Remember all the pretend Colombian fans who suddenly registered on GOT when they bought Hamez who could speak broken English?. Quite a few of them strangely knew everything about Collina, Clive Thomas and Heysel. 

 

"Hola, my name is Miguel and I am a great footballer fan from medellin and I am very happy for James to sign for the great famous Everton club that were the first team to have goal nets and Dixie Dean. If your neighbours had not killed everyone in Belgium I believe you would be ten times European champion. Vamos the Toffees!"

hahahaha. Remember the arse licking round that Colombian bird who appeared. If ever there was a catfish it was right there and those arl

nonces were carrying on like the lads in Porky’s. 
 

Was dying for it to be someone on here and gave it the big reveal 

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

Remember all the pretend Colombian fans who suddenly registered on GOT when they bought Hamez who could speak broken English?. Quite a few of them strangely knew everything about Collina, Clive Thomas and Heysel. 

 

"Hola, my name is Miguel and I am a great footballer fan from medellin and I am very happy for James to sign for the great famous Everton club that were the first team to have goal nets and Dixie Dean. If your neighbours had not killed everyone in Belgium I believe you would be ten times European champion. Vamos the Toffees!"

 

"The guy who shoot Andres Escobar - he was roja mierda!"

[Harry Squatter]

9 minutes ago, RJ Fan club said:

Depends, I reckon he’d take it like a shot, but the twist might be if West Ham demand their money or a good slice of it back if he is employed within a certain time frame; or they can place him on gardening leave awaiting compo for the first 12 months etc 

Be funny if that happens and West Ham get Dyche. Then they get a new manager bounce while Everton are stuck with Lampard or bring Big Dunc back for the 57th time.

[Beno]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

Not at all. I don't have Twitter and after the weekend I have unliked/unpolluted all the Liverpool Facebook pages so I'm not seeing any of the awful 'banta' pages or African experts calling for Klopp to go. 

 

Here is the only place a come for football stuff.

A wise move to be honest. Trust me they are snarling and hounding everyone and everything for evidence of a headlock, inuding FOI requests to Merseyside police etc.

[Harry Squatter]

8 minutes ago, Red74 said:

hahahaha. Remember the arse licking round that Colombian bird who appeared. If ever there was a catfish it was right there and those arl

nonces were carrying on like the lads in Porky’s. 
 

Was dying for it to be someone on here and gave it the big reveal 

My cousin who is as bitter as they come and calls us Tourist FC was going on about how many Colombians were following Everton as well as constantly sharing a video of Hamez beamed onto a Skyscraper in Medellin. 

 

Then started saying he was chatting online to loads of them and getting all excited about how Everton could make money from the South American Market. Me and my other cousins laughed saying they were probably fellas from Rhyl and Southport pretending to be Colombian and haha he was celebrating the very thing he rips Liverpool for. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Marko121]

Maybe Anderson should ring the bizzies 

[VladimirIlyich]

Fat Joe's money dealings are still cleaner than Everton's.

[Arniepie]

14 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Seriously watch this, Manhattan Project levels of ESD.  What an absolute shower of shite. 

 

 

Cocaine 

Don't do it kids.

[Arniepie]

9 hours ago, Pete said:

Just going back to the headlock thing, surely if it happened it'd be the front of every paper the following day. 

A Chief Executive or whatever she is being placed in a headlock by a fan would be major news.  

Yep utter bollocks that isn't it?

[aws]

Pickford could never put Fat Joe in a headlock. 

[Red74]

[Harry Squatter]

Erm yeah OK mate

 

 

 

[DalyanPete]

6 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

killed a potted plant

Stop making stuff up, please?

After many months of rehabilitation the plant has made a full recovery.

[DalyanPete]

6 hours ago, littletedwest said:

Ah fuck that's scuppered that deal

As long as the wanking in public can still go on I'm not even arsed.

[Bjornebye]

Go on big Nev

 

 

 

[Fallen Angel]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Go on big Nev

 

 

 

gotta love Nev…