*Shakes head* Everton again.

[littletedwest]

58 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

I have to say  FFites, GOT is a much more comforting and amusing read today and long may that continue. 

I read an article on there linked to the guardian saying lukaku didn't renew his contract due to something to do with voodoo according to mohshri. Which made me laugh.

" yeah we offered him shit loads of money but we can't compete with voodoo "

[Chip Butty]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

Ain't it just.

 

Reading their Lampard thread and they're discussing why he's still there and there is valid points that maybe the club can't afford to pay him and his backroom team off.

 

The solution is easy according to one of them, simply put them all on gardening leave and bring in a new manager and team. If Lampard and Co aren't happy with that they can all resign and the club then don't have to pay their contracts up. 

 

Genius, they should get him on the board.

Over there, there are more straws being clutched than Worzel Gummidge having a wank. 

[Chip Butty]

58 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

I read an article on there linked to the guardian saying lukaku didn't renew his contract due to something to do with voodoo according to mohshri. Which made me laugh.

" yeah we offered him shit loads of money but we can't compete with voodoo "

Some of the bitchy infighting amongst posters is keeping their mania white hot. All kinds of conspiracies and accusations being bandied about, it’s like a crew on a submarine that’s lost all power and is a drift, they’re all at it and no one can get out, whilst they drift deeper and deeper, down. 
 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, littletedwest said:

I read an article on there linked to the guardian saying lukaku didn't renew his contract due to something to do with voodoo according to mohshri. Which made me laugh.

" yeah we offered him shit loads of money but we can't compete with voodoo "

I forgot he'd said that, the horrible racist prick.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jan/09/romelu-lukaku-voodoo-message-everton-chelsea-farhad-moshiri

 

 

[Chip Butty]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I forgot he'd said that, the horrible racist prick.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jan/09/romelu-lukaku-voodoo-message-everton-chelsea-farhad-moshiri

 

 

It’s a pity Everton don’t practice football!

[Anubis]

They are now issuing their own witness appeals on behalf of Merseyside Pooice…

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/appeal-for-witnesses.116825/

 

[johnsusername]

6 hours ago, Anubis said:

A headlock suspect writes….

 

 

Case closed. The police can file this away now.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Bring me the head-locker of Denise Barrett-Baxendale

[Strontium]

8 hours ago, Pidge said:

 Kenwright for Angela Lansbury I assume

 

Murderers they wrote.

[Strontium]

2 hours ago, Chip Butty said:

It’s a pity Everton don’t practice football!

 

When it comes to football, they're agnostic.

[sir roger]

Headlocks and Bloosticks.

[Strontium]

They didn't have her in a headlock, they were checking to see if her head fell off which would therefore make her a Kopite.

[Anubis]

Police have released a photo of the suspects. May be the same people blocking cars.

 

[Section_31]

What fresh hell is this?

 

"Show some aaaart! Be a leader den lad speak out!"

 

 

[stringvest]

Fancy hijacking people in the street for a football game.  What sad and empty lives these cunts must have.  I blame the parents.

[Reckoner]

The Athletic on the wind up. Top trolling.

 

“They pride themselves on being a club of firsts at Everton.

Founder members of the Football League in 1888, same with the Premier League 104 years later. The first club to be presented with the League Championship trophy too.

On Saturday, as an icy winter wind whipped around Goodison Park, English football’s first purpose-built stadium, there were two unwelcome additions to the list. The first time Everton’s board had been told not to attend the ground for their own safety and the first time the team had lost four home games in a row since 1958.”

[halewood pete]

[Paulie Dangerously]

The mental image of some rabbit bloo, corners of their mouth split from booing, leaping into the directors box to put a woman in a headlock is fucking hilarious. Like something from dawn of the dead. 

 

I'd love if CCTV came out. 

[Pete]

Hope they go bust. 

[Anubis]

Sad thing is, we’re laughing, but it’s almost certainly a lie released by Everton to journos to undermine the fan protests.

[aws]

The County Road Headlockers. 

[Section_31]

Seriously watch this, Manhattan Project levels of ESD.  What an absolute shower of shite. 

 

 

[Elite]

The People's Sub(mission).

[VladimirIlyich]

15 hours ago, Red74 said:

Woofa Benitez.

Red Setter.

[manwiththestick]

58 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Seriously watch this, Manhattan Project levels of ESD.  What an absolute shower of shite. 

 

 

Embarrassing and clearly not the only columbian export on show. If I'm Mina, as soon as I'm back in my car I'm speed dialling my agent and saying get me the get me the hell out of here.