Famous Birds Who Are Probably Ace in Bed

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Davina McCall and Philippa Forrester.

[Rex Banner]

wow a list of names, how bout some pics.

 

 

I think she'd be awesome.

[Stu Monty]

Hurley.

 

Filth.

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Some of us are in work Rex! I can't go browsing Google for pics of dos boobies.

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Hurley.

 

Filth.

 

She gives me pause. If she's such an absolute filthpot, why did brainless the second have to go looking for Divine inspiration?

[Groan]

Jo Brand, gagging for it.

[dirty_sanchez]

The Queen. She deffo does A2M

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

[Cosmos]

I'm not posting a pic, cos i'm lazy and she looks like skeletor, but I think its a cast iron guarantee that Tara Palmer-Tomkinson would let you shit in her eyes.

[Cosmos]

<waits patiently for the wag who'll post Jade Goody...>

[Simbo]

Sue Barker.

 

You can tell on Question of Sport that Phil Tufnell and Matt Dawson are literally seeping at the japseye at her insescent flirting.

[aladdinsane]

Amy Winehouse. Yes I said her.

 

[Rex Banner]

I remember hearing JK say that she used to always be asking for sex, little nympho shoplifter with big tits nice.

 

Rhona Mitra seems like pure filth.

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Fucking hell, Winehouse is in no fit state to apply herself to anything other than injecting into her thumbs. By 'Ace in Bed' I mean women who actually put their back into it and make things fun, not just women who let you shit in their mouths because they're comatose.

[Carradona]

Angelina and Nigella are good shouts.

 

What is Winehouse doing these days? Haven't seen much of her.

[aladdinsane]

Fucking hell, Winehouse is in no fit state to apply herself to anything other than injecting into her thumbs. By 'Ace in Bed' I mean women who actually put their back into it and make things fun, not just women who let you shit in their mouths because they're comatose.

 

Sounds like a good night to me.

 

Sadie Frost too.

 

 

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[Anubis]

What is Winehouse doing these days? Haven't seen much of her.

Slowly dying in a drug-induced semi-coma probably.

 

I'm not so sure about these celebrity women being that good in bed. Look at Titmuss and Marsh. Both have made their names on the back of suggesting they'd be the dirtiest shag you could ever hope for, but that Leslie/Titmuss vid was a borefest, and Marsh can't seem to keep a bloke for more than a week and Danny Doyle dumped her citing her poor hygeine.

[hamstrung]

Rusty Lee.

[RJ Fan club]

Forrester is a good shout; mainly as I've wanted to bone that since the days she was presenting in the broom cupboard.

 

I also reckon the filthy slut from Two pints of lager and packets of Crisps or whatever its fucking called (not the former hollyoaks one) would be a knob breaker. I'm not particularly keen on her, but reckon she would be a right goer.

 

A another shout of mine would be Sarah Beeney, who I reckon likes sitting on faces and tying up games. (this may or may not be my own filthy thoughts, but I reckon its the way she rolls in the bedroom)

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Jade Goody

 

Let's face it, with the clock ticking, you'll know she'll put the effort in

[Liverpool lad]

[RJ Fan club]

Jade Goody

 

Let's face it, with the clock ticking, you'll know she'll put the effort in

 

She may not be around long enough to tell anyone either.

 

Drawback are, chances are it would be on Telly and a centre spread in Hello.

[Carradona]

Jade Goody

 

Let's face it, with the clock ticking, you'll know she'll put the effort in

 

Downside is, it could quickly turn into necrophilia.

[RJ Fan club]

Downside is, it could quickly turn into necrophilia.

 

A quiet woman? downside?

 

She'd still be warm*.

 

 

*gets coat.