Great Film Comic Lines

[bri]

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a women"

[Anubis]

Jack Travern : You're crazy. You're fucking crazy.

 

Howard Payne : Oh, no. Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric.

 

Funny because it's true.

[Paco]

Ron Burgundy - By the beard of Zeus

[Mark P]

Scouse Missionary...still pushing the anti-anything-related-to-Boro agenda?!?! So, no Yakubu, then, as advoctaed on a thread on the FF?

[Mark P]

Anything from Burgundy/Anchorman makes me laugh hard.

[dirty_sanchez]

Any Schwarzenegger lines, including the following:

 

"Knock Knock"

"Let off some steam Bennett"

"You're fired"

[bri]

Does your dog bite

No

"Strokes Dog, Dog Bites hand"

I thought you said your dog didnt bite

Thats not my dog

[Anubis]

Scouse Missionary...still pushing the anti-anything-related-to-Boro agenda?!?! So, no Yakubu, then, as advoctaed on a thread on the FF?

 

Blast from the past. Absolutely.

[RedinSweden]

From Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake. We're in this cottage here. Are you the farmer?

 

From Spinal Tap: What's wrong with being sexy?

 

From Anchorman: It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice

 

From Nacho Libre: When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants

 

From Shaun of the Dead: I like his Mum too

[Anubis]

Sorted out a post on the Yakubu thread now, Mark. To be fair I've only just read it.

[CharleyKnight]

Anchor man where Ron and Veronica are in bed kissing passionately.

 

Veronica: (Speaks Spanish)

Ron: Oh Oh stop talking like that, I can't understand you!

[Paco]

Brian Fantana in anchorman -

 

People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

[Paco]

withnail - now look here my cousin's a QC

 

Cop - GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!

[dirty_sanchez]

Withnail "MONTY YOU TERRIBLE CUNT!"

[Fink]

Ron Burgundy - By the beard of Zeus

 

Sergeant Nick Angel "By the power of Greyskull!!!"

 

...and seeing as though we are all doing anchorman ones...

 

"It smells like big foots dick!"

[Sut]

Stantz: Everything was fine, until dickless here cut off the power grid!

Mayor: Is that true?

Venkman: Yes, Your Honor, this man has no dick.

[Mark P]

"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital"

 

"A hospital? What is it?"

 

"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

 

Or...

 

"Surely you can't be serious?"

 

"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

[George Costanza]

"Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?"

[RedKnight]

I thought Anchorman was good but I didn't think it was as epoch-makingly funny as some make out.

[Anny Road]

'He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy'

[Remmie]

I thought Anchorman was good but I didn't think it was as epoch-makingly funny as some make out.

It's easily the best comedy film of the past 5 years. I think that's a fair statement. Gets better with each viewing too

[BENIRL]

Rufus T Firefly (Groucho Marx) - Duck Soup.

 

Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.