Got to lose weight in 2 weeks

[grazywalker]

Got to lose 2 inches from around the gut by 01/12/06.Is this possible .(still gotta eat)

Can exercise -not a problem if I can get home from work at reasonable time.

 

Need you Charley Knight .

 

Can I just have 3 saunas a day until then ?

[Wig]

Run up and down the stairs in your house, every spare moment you've got.

[Sutty]

Got to lose 2 inches from around the gut by 01/12/06.Is this possible .(still gotta eat)

Can exercise -not a problem if I can get home from work at reasonable time.

 

Need you Charley Knight .

 

Can I just have 3 saunas a day until then ?

 

can I ask why?

[Red Dawn]

Got to lose 2 inches from around the gut by 01/12/06.Is this possible .(still gotta eat)

Can exercise -not a problem if I can get home from work at reasonable time.

 

Need you Charley Knight .

 

Can I just have 3 saunas a day until then ?

 

Wear a bin liner under a wet suit under your clothes in the sauna 3 times a day doing 100 star jumps.

 

Failing that drink only water and eat only cabbage.

 

Good luck my friend.

[grazywalker]

can I ask why?

Of course you can and I shall answer

 

Got the works big do in Birmingham and it is a tux job.Last time I wore a tux was 4 years ago and I was flash and bought one(!!!).I have now realised that I am no longer a 32 inch but a 34(granted I should have realised) .The 32 inch will fit ,just about but got a lot of eating and drinking to do that night.

 

AND YES I AM TOO TIGHT TO BUY ANOTHER.

 

Plus need to lose the handles anyway.

[El Rojo]

A laxatives only diet should sort you out in that timeframe.

[Guest Jay W]

Just try and eat sensibly, exercise and see what happens, don't be doing nothing too drastic as you may knock yourself up. ou'll lose something and it's better than nothing...

 

A lad I used to know lived on burnt toast and soup for a week and it fell off, doesn't seem to healthy to me though...

[L.Garcia]

Do exercise in the sauna and drink a lot of water when you fell hungry and it will fill you up somewhat.Aim for about 5 liters a day.

[Guest TK-421]

Just panic, do half an hours jog and hope for the best.

[Stu Monty]

Get a knife. Get some bandages and some strong painkillers. Voila; like a glove!

[Guest molbyscorchio]

I did this not long ago. Special K with skimmed milk for two meals a day, and toast and marmalade or soup for the other meal. Lots of water and vitamin tablets. Did it for a week, lost over a stone. You have to move around as well though, not sit on here ploughing through endless dribble.

[Kobayashi Maru]

smaller meals more frequently in the day(ie 6 smaller meals as opposed to 3) to keep your metabolism high.

 

Dont eat bread after 2pm and stick to wholemeal...with low fat fillings if you have fillings, ie Tuna, salad, low fat margerine etc.

 

Cut your processed sugar intake drastically.....stick to fruit, raisins for natural sugars.

 

Plenty of water down...2-3 litres in a day

 

Mixed with cardio exercise...running, walking etc

 

Should do the trick

[Newport]

An hour medium paced jog a day would do it.

[Momo Is A Beast]

Take speed!

[madstock]

If you are too tight to but another tux, spend the money on extensive liposuction instead. May cost a bit more, though.

[Guest Kaelin]

Speed mate thats teh way (unless of course your really anti drugs.) not enough too be Whizzin ur balls off, just a pinch every now n then and I gaurentee* that weight will disapear ! If not Just lesser meals, 30mins extra exersise !

[biggit]

I lost 16 pounds in a week on this;

http://www.cabbage-soup-diet.com/eating-plan.html

 

Put it straight back on, but it should lose you 2 inches

[chrisbonnie]

the bin liner is the best trick, its what boxers do to make weight

 

i boxed as a kid and had to lose 7lbs in a night, yes, 1 fuckign night, at the age of 13, thankfully i did it, only problem was come weigh in i was miles under, the weighign scales our boxing club wa susuing was out by 5lb, BASTARD

 

but put a t-shirt on first(this absorbs the sweat) then your black plastic bag, then another t-shirt or jumper, a sauna is a little extreme, you`ll only dehydrate yourself and get terrible headaches(but thats what boxers do), just to this and maybe run, say 2 mile, even 1 mile, you`ll sweat like a paedophile in a clown suit, but it`ll work, no doubt about it

 

colonis irrigation is another trick, dont you tend to lose inches rather instantly with that, i know at any given time we have about 10lbs of shit in our intestines

[Mr Moustache]

eat chicken - lots of it. Dont eat chocolate and dont eat anything after 6 pm thats not chicken.

 

Eat 6 very small meals a day and Pineapples every day about 4 pm - its breaks down fat very quickly.

 

Drink LOADS of water and exercise like loon. You'll piss it with inches to spare.

[Red EnZed]

If all else fails any decent tailor will be able to let out 32" to 34". The work can always be hidden under a cummerbund when wearing a tux.

[Nunavut Patrick]

That cabbage soup/cabbage thing works. I've never done it but have seen people on it melt the pounds away. I think you fart out twenty pounds in two weeks.

 

Had a mate who did the 'bin liner' thing on an exercise bike. Melted the pounds away as well. He put it all back on though, got destraught about and went on a hookers and rails binge and lost it all again.

[CharleyKnight]

These suggestions are really horrendous. Mukky's comes close though. Eat little and often, balanced meals. Drink 2 litres of water a day and try to limit your fat and sugar intake. Carbs wise don't eat more than you need too... I feel a Training tip coming on tomorrow.!

[Guest molbyscorchio]

These suggestions are really horrendous. Mukky's comes close though. Eat little and often, balanced meals. Drink 2 litres of water a day and try to limit your fat and sugar intake. Carbs wise don't eat more than you need too... I feel a Training tip coming on tomorrow.!

 

about time as well you lazy fucker.

[Newport]

That cabbage soup/cabbage thing works. I've never done it but have seen people on it melt the pounds away. I think you fart out twenty pounds in two weeks.

 

Had a mate who did the 'bin liner' thing on an exercise bike. Melted the pounds away as well. He put it all back on though, got destraught about and went on a hookers and rails binge and lost it all again.

 

Not to good for the people around you though... ;)

[Cardie]

Eat nothing but Tomatoes, Apples and Tissue paper.

 

That Russian supermodel swears by it....at least she did, she's dead now.