Wild Accusation

[Original202]

What's grammar got to do with unctuation?

 

It hasn't got nothing to do with it Sir. I was just saying like, yer no?

[Gav]

Kopite is david prentice

 

 

Paul is a dyslexic whos wife types his posts for him

 

JohnB is the Phantom

 

Dave U isn't really a Liverpool fan,he's the Chairman of the Mandy Dingle appreciation society

[Kopite]

What's grammar got to do with unctuation?

 

Is that a silent "p" there teach? ;)

[aws]

What's grammar got to do with unctuation?

 

ou ell im,aul.

[Kopite]

Gav is actually a dwarf called Horatio Happerstein and was voted "most promising newcomer" by Midget Monthly.

[Paul]

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Is that a silent "p" there teach? ;)

You're so ullible, Col.

[Kopite]

ou ell im,aul.

 

Space after the comma old bean. ;)

[Kopite]

You're so ullible, Col.

 

No I'm ot. You are lain silly.

[Stouffer]

Sh#t waffle has a strange magnetic field around him that only affects sausage rolls.

[Remmie]

AWS kills racists with a penguin gun

 

Dave U eats toast

 

Mav invented the Penguin gun

[Kurt]

AdamS has this electrifying attraction for goats. And that scares the living daylight out of the poor goats making them faint whenever AdamS is around.

 

Stu Monty is undercover for the NOT ( No train on time ) brigade, sabotaging the british railway systems.

 

Red Nick is really Pope Benedict

 

Dr Ahmed PhD is`nt really a doc...

 

Kopite is the famous Hungarian migdet wrestler Upjor Honeypuff

[Alan Sex]

Kopite is a midget shagger - he was once caught fisting Herve Villechaize

 

Northern Red once had an affair with an albino gerbil, but doesn't like to talk about it

 

AdamS likes to masturbate on buses while singing Wham songs.

 

Nunavut P is actually Seal.

[sh#t waffle]

Kopite is a gobshite

Northern Red can swim faster than a shark

Rashid's favourite salad ingredient is radish. This is because years of banging his head against a brick wall has led his brain to only work at 30% capacity, and thus he believes they were named after him.

[Spy Bee]

David Mannix isn't really injured. The reason he has not been seen is that DT ate him.

[Kopite]

sh#t waffle sits in the bushes serenading the neighbours rottweiler by playing Stairway to Heaven on a didgeridoo

 

Alan Sex is actually a piece of wood called Hubert Threaplethewaite

 

Kurt receives communications from aliens via his pet armadillo Rover

[Section_31]

Remmie is actually Holly Johnson from Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

 

Stu Monty is the product of a one night stand between Noel Edmonds and Rick Astly's Mum, on the crazy-golf course in southport.

 

Real Red was once molested by an elm tree.

[Stu Monty]

Elmyn Noos is the dark alter-ego of nice guy, Paul.

[Stouffer]

joeyb collects rare specimins of cling-film.

 

Paul doesn't know the difference between your and you're.

[Stouffer]

AdamS hasn't got his own website.

[Spy Bee]

I do have one called http://www.bollockyarsefish.co.uk

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can't believe you clicked it

[Original202]

Count Morfeo loves cats and spends his spare time rescuing injured kittens and looking after them and hundreds of other felines.

[Mav]

TLW doesn't exist.

 

This is all a dream

 

You will soon wake up (possibly in a shower if you are a fan of American soaps) and all your imaginary internet friends will disappear

[Mav]

Rashid has a post count of 75

Dave U was in the Bay City Rollers

DT is a the contact for a sleeper terrorist cell in Trumpton and MUST be stopped

Kopite is Margaret Thatcher's secret love child

Michael Howard writes hot on foil covering hot food on a buffet table

Scouse Missionary presents the weather on Channel 5

Hermes calls the knight on a chess board The Horsey one

Banned User is Mav

al daas can only speak phonetically

Alan Sex is dyslexic

Elmyn Noos is a 60 year old retired traffic warden with an antimacassars fetish

Fivetimes teaches ballroom dancing

Gav comes from the Isle of Man

Joeyb is the one on the right (of DT's three loverlee ladies)

Johnb is Gerard Houllier (which is why you never see them in the same room)

Paul is a 14 year old girl called Madeline who has a crush on her teacher

[Monkeywool]

Stu Monty is Strawberry Blonde.

Mav thinks SMG looks like a munter.

Dave U spends all the money from TLW on image consultants.

Paul had to resit GCSE English. Last week.

[Bob]

i'm loads of pages behind, so this latest rumour might already be out, but apparently, so i heard, RedinSweden had a one night stand last week, 'crying game' style.