Welcome to Liverpool, Jörg Schmadtke

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've never heard of him. I hope he's decent.

[3 Stacks]

Probably a nothing move. This guy will do the tedious part of the transfer stuff that Klopp doesn't want to do while Klopp and the coaching staff actually pick the players to buy.

[Karl_b]

It's finally happening, I'm so excited.

[Guest]

Our midfield has been crying out for a player like him.

[Aventus]

Edwards to Schmadtke is the new Suarez to Ballotelli. 

[Pete]

It's only a Schmadtke of time before we're fucking great again.  

[JagSquared]

From what I’ve read he’s quite outspoken, will be interesting to see what his remit is

[Karl_b]

28 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

From what I’ve read he’s quite outspoken, will be interesting to see what his remit is

Hopefully telling ref's to fuck off.

[Jairzinho]

I hate him.

[cloggypop]

Any songs yet? 

[JohnnyH]

"There's something that the new Anny Road wants you to knooooowwww

The best in the world is  Jörg Schmadtke.....oooowww

Jaaaaaa Mein Heeeerrrrrrrrr

Give him the cash and new players will be thereeee"

[Bobby Hundreds]

It  schmadtke to be youuu, be careful with that chew...... ahh

[Kevin D]

Sickening.

[Dr Nowt]

Jörg shit, and you know you are.

[El Rojo]

 

23 minutes ago, JohnnyH said:

"There's something that the new Anny Road wants you to knooooowwww

The best in the world is  Jörg Schmadtke.....oooowww

Jaaaaaa Mein Heeeerrrrrrrrr

Give him the cash and new players will be thereeee"

 

Disappointing absence of a line about him running down the wing. 

 

[Pidge]

WHAT ARE YOU!!?!?!?

[Pidge]

12 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

Probably a nothing move. This guy will do the tedious part of the transfer stuff that Klopp doesn't want to do while Klopp and the coaching staff actually pick the players to buy.

 

And, hopefully, he'll tell them directly when they have a shite idea.

[JohnnyH]

2 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

 

 

Disappointing absence of a line about him running down the wing. 

 

 

Slowly walking down the wing, looking at him

 

[Strontium]

58 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Any songs yet? 

 

What's-Schmadtke you? Hey! Gotta no respect?
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah shaddap-a you face!

[Manny]

JORG SCHMADTKE

JORG SCHMADTKE

JORG SCHMADTKE

TRANSFER TARGETS IN THE BIN

SCHMADTKE-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER

OUR PLAN B KING

[Pidge]

Oooh his name is Joerg schmadtke

He puts the shits up all the team

He'll sell you even if your form is banging

I don't mind cause he also terrifies me.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

6 month contract 

[KMD7]

Jörg on, mate.

[El Rojo]

What's the German for 'Sign Conor Gallagher'? 

[YorkshireRed]

Prodigy had a song that would work. We probably shouldn’t use that one though.