Mon 2 Jan 17:30 Brentford vs Liverpool

[Pete]

These lot better not fuck my birthday up, had a great day so far. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Sky box is fucked.  Great timing.

[LFC 6 Times]

I’m so fed up of seeing Elliot in the starting 11. Will get bullied by Brentford’s grocks.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 minute ago, Pete said:

These lot better not fuck my birthday up, had a great day so far. 

Happy birthday, you mysterious* bastard.

 

 

(Mysterious, because most TLW Petes tell us where they're from.)

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

3 hours ago, Grinch said:

Think you’ll find most people away from tlw clique realise we shouldn’t have signed him.

Not sure if serious. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

24 minutes ago, stringvest said:

If we get done with the ball over the head of the FB again, it will be a bit of a disappointment. 

Surely somebody won't try it for the 1000th time it's too obvious.

[manwiththestick]

I'd quite like it if we don't concede the first goal whilst there are still fans finding their way to their seats.

[Elite]

1 minute ago, LFC 6 Times said:

I’m so fed up of seeing Elliot in the starting 11. Will get bullied by Brentford’s grocks.

Jurgen has loads of faith in the lad, so he must be doing the business in training but he's been a non-entity for us this season. Doesn't look anything special despite the initial hype. Not having a role for him in the team doesn't help, mind.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

6 minutes ago, Pete said:

These lot better not fuck my birthday up, had a great day so far. 

Happy Birthday

[Jairzinho]

Just now, Elite said:

Jurgen has loads of faith in the lad, so he must be doing the business in training but he's been a non-entity for us this season. Doesn't look anything special despite the initial hype. Not having a role for him in the team doesn't help, mind.

 

I imagine he possibly just thinks at 19 that he may be good enough one day.

 

Unlike the others.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Someone needs to report any criminals who are streaming this.

[an tha]

Klopp saying he hopes Gakpo can join training tomorrow...

[etho]

Is there a stream?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

13 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Sky box is fucked.  Great timing.

It's back now. Don't know what the fuck this PL Juniors shit is, but they can't be worse than Martin Tyler, who is (I have it on good authority) a cunt.

[Anubis]

Dear Liverpool FC players, if you are reading this before walking out on the Brentford turf, I write to tell you that I have just produced an epic New Years shit that took 15 minutes of arse pumping to clear the internal decks.

 

A shit so epic it will require North West Water to make an emergency sewage dump into the Mersey tonight. 

 

Quite possibly the most single epic New Year shit since Svelregg The Rank perched his arse over a Danish river and let rip in early January 872 AD.

 

I beseech you to mark this monumental event with a win and three points. To not do so would be a travesty. Don’t let me down.

 

Thanks.

[manwiththestick]

6 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Someone needs to report any criminals who are streaming this.

It's showing free on Sky Showcase if you have it and you can cope with kid commentators 

[diamondjoe]

4 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

It's back now. Don't know what the fuck this PL Juniors shit is, but they can't be worse than Martin Tyler, who is (I have it on good authority) a cunt.

Just when I thought I was out.

They drag me back in.

Martin Tyler is a cunt. 

[Rotpeter]

6 minutes ago, etho said:

Is there a stream?

https://streamers.watch/c/football/england-premier-league/02-01-2023/brentford-vs-liverpool/1/

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

Not convinced by that starting 11. For this one I’d have preferred Milner in midfield ahead of Elliott.

 

Even better would’ve been a new quality midfielder that could run, press and tackle obviously, but that’s hopefully coming later this month.

[Reckoner]

23 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

 

 

Yep. It’s not like we don’t know that it might be a ploy today.

So when it happens our players won’t look stunned like it’s the first time they’ve ever seen such a thing? We can hope.

[Red Phoenix]

22 minutes ago, Pete said:

These lot better not fuck my birthday up, had a great day so far. 

 

Happy Birthday, my brother's is today too. Here's hoping they don't fuck it up as well, especially with the points dropped from other teams recently.

[johnsusername]

Ox.

 

Fucking hell. 2023 and he's playing up front for us. 

[J-V]

Stream

 

HERE

[Red Phoenix]

Good to see Konate and Fab back.

 

I'm going for us scoring at least 4 here.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Big game. The other contenders are each wobbling and dropping points whereas (somehow) we've managed to win 11 of our last 13?!

 

Just keep grinding out those flukey wins and hopefully we'll sign some midfield reinforcements.

 

COYMR