Helena Bonham Carter

[Mook]

Fucking hell, she's 48!

 

That's the condoms out the window at least.

[Stu Monty]

Some proper oddballs on here.

 

Unless she's been attacked by a wolf or something since the last time I saw her she's a decent looking woman.

[Anubis]

I'd rather shag Tracey Emin that this little twat

 

And that, my friends, is a pretty fucking damning (and entirely correct) indictment of Bonham Carter.

[Stu Monty]

And that, my friends, is a pretty fucking damning (and entirely correct) indictment of Bonham Carter.

 

It soooooo isn't.

 

 

 

VS

 

 

[RoboRiise]

Compare and contrast:

 

 

Some proper fucking oddballs on here.

 

Tracey Emin, fucking hell.  She looks like she died five years ago and nobody's told her.

[Bjornebye]

Hahaha robo that insult is fucking ace

[Anubis]

Congratulations, Monty. All you did was post two pictures of pig ugly women, neither of whom I'd touch with an electric cattle prod. What kind of victory do you think that is?

 

At least Emin can lay claim to a neck. Bonham-Carter is midget troll with less of a neck than Craig Bellamy. She looks like she was born and spent her formative years on a high gravity planet.

[Anubis]

Compare and contrast:

 

Photoshop

 

 

Reality

 

 

 

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[Boss]

I bet Tim's feeling pretty hollow right about now.

 

[RoboRiise]

Reality

 

Reality with no slap on.  So basically, she's a woman.  I thought I'd better point that out because clearly your interests lie in other directions.

[Anubis]

Reality with no slap on.  So basically, she's a woman.  I thought I'd better point that out because clearly your interests lie in other directions.

 

Ah, the tired accusation of one caught shopping at the Ugly Shop. Simply I know lots of women I see regularly without makeup who are far better looking than HBC. Perhaps I'm blessed, and you live in the Goblin King's Labyrinth.

 

 

 

 

"Is that Helena Bonham-Carter?! Man, she scares me!!"

 

 

In fact, that might be Helena in the top right of that picture.

[RoboRiise]

Ah, the tired accusation of one caught shopping at the Ugly Shop. Simply I know lots of women I see regularly without makeup who are far better looking than HBC. Perhaps I'm blessed, and you live in the Goblin King's Labyrinth.

 

 

 

 

"Is that Helena Bonham-Carter?! Man, she scares me!!"

 

 

In fact, that might be Helena in the top right of that picture.

 

Aye and looking at front and centre I see yer ma scrubs up well.

[Anubis]

How did you know that was my mum?

[RoboRiise]

I'll tell you when you're older.

 

To be fair, the Goblin king's labyrinth is actually a pretty fair depiction of what you will run into on a night out in Oldham.

[Anubis]

Still scrubs up better than HBC though, doesn't she?  ;-)

[Alan Sex]

I'd ride her hairy potter.

[Bob]

Bonham Carter is properly fit. In every way. I've never seen her and not thought I wanted her.

 

And for her marriage to end this soon after news broke about my own, I can only take that to mean one thing.

[Bob]

Also, for Stig and Mook who called her ugly (and anyone else who might have beenas wrong on the page 2 that I skipped), this picture says you're wrong...

 

 

[Bob]

Ah, the tired accusation of one caught shopping at the Ugly Shop. Simply I know lots of women I see regularly without makeup who are far better looking than HBC. Perhaps I'm blessed, and you live in the Goblin King's Labyrinth.

Knowing people who look better is one thing. I do. None of them are late 40s, have any genuine talent and have much other than a pretty face going for them, though.

[RoboRiise]

Bonham Carter is properly fit. In every way. I've never seen her and not thought I wanted her.

 

And for her marriage to end this soon after news broke about my own, I can only take that to mean one thing.

 

Get it smashed Bob, it's written in the stars.

[Anubis]

Knowing people who look better is one thing. I do. None of them are late 40s, have any genuine talent and have much other than a pretty face going for them, though.

 

You need to get out more then.

[Anubis]

And for her marriage to end this soon after news broke about my own, I can only take that to mean one thing.

 

Two uglies are about to get it on.....

[RoboRiise]

Next week from the desk of Anubis:

 

That Monica Bellucci, don't see what all the fuss is about really.

[Anubis]

Next week from the desk of Anubis:

 

That Monica Bellucci, don't see what all the fuss is about really.

Please, let us not in any way compare a stunningly beautiful fairytale queen like Bellucci with the Queen Of The Stumpy Trolls.

[Champ]

Two uglies are about to get it on.....

 

Oh, harsh, that, Anubis