little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Curly]

Recipe websites - unspeakable amount of useless fucking shite on there you have to dig and read through to find the stuff you need, which is usually 2 tiny bits of info, especially for air fryer stuff.

 

Is it because they are getting you to scroll past a load of ads that generates them earnings or something? Like trying to read a story on the echo

[Jairzinho]

34 minutes ago, Curly said:

Is it because they are getting you to scroll past a load of ads that generates them earnings or something? Like trying to read a story on the echo

 

That and because they think that being able to make a half decent pasta dish makes them a fucking life guru.

 

 

[Curly]

3 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

 

That and because they think that being able to make a half decent pasta dish makes them a fucking life guru.

 

 

Haha - yeah, there is that. “We discovered this recipe 15 years ago during a family trip to the champagne region of France”

 

Fuck. Off. Temperature, time and ingredients you self indulgent cunt. I haven’t signed up to your newsletter here 

[Jairzinho]

Just now, Curly said:

Haha - yeah, there is that. “We discovered this recipe 15 years ago during a family trip to the champagne region of France”

 

Fuck. Off. Temperature, time and ingredients you self indulgent cunt. I haven’t signed up to your newsletter here 

 

Like you said earlier, the fact you have to wade through a text that looks like a 12 year old tried to write a novel just to find the fucking ingredients is really tedious.

[Bjornebye]

32 minutes ago, Curly said:

Haha - yeah, there is that. “We discovered this recipe 15 years ago during a family trip to the champagne region of France”

 

Fuck. Off. Temperature, time and ingredients you self indulgent cunt. I haven’t signed up to your newsletter here 

Spot on, unless it’s Nigella with her Bristol’s out I’m here for one thing and one thing only, fuck your pantry. 
 

 

[Remmie]

Tempted to adopt this shtick for the foodie thread. 

 

"I first discovered gorging on whole block of cheese at a time whilst fingerblasting my arsehole and crywanking to Enya, a real pick me up in those grey November afternoons"

[Bjornebye]

27 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Tempted to adopt this shtick for the foodie thread. 

 

"I first discovered gorging on whole block of cheese at a time whilst fingerblasting my arsehole and crywanking to Enya, a real pick me up in those grey November afternoons"

Hahaha sounds like heaven 

[Mudface]

Series being released weekly instead of in one go. Along with Slow Horses, the latest is Reacher- 3 episodes today, then one a week. Just release them all ffs.

[redinblack]

Sitting in the corner of the pub having finished shopping having a quiet read and an IPA. Then a load of wankers in Christmas jumpers come in for their one day out a year, grasping bottles of "Bud" and hooting and farting and talking shite. 

 

FUUUUUCK. UUUUURRRRRRFFFFF.

 

 

[lifetime fan]

58 minutes ago, redinblack said:

Sitting in the corner of the pub having finished shopping having a quiet read and an IPA. Then a load of wankers in Christmas jumpers come in for their one day out a year, grasping bottles of "Bud" and hooting and farting and talking shite. 

 

FUUUUUCK. UUUUURRRRRRFFFFF.

 

 

Could have just said Christmas drinkers mate. 

[lifetime fan]

[redinblack]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

Could have just said Christmas drinkers mate. 

I'm a drama queen. Can't help it.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 14/12/2023 at 10:55, Mudface said:

 

Oh yeah, it's shit, really bad web design and very frustrating. I don't revisit any sites that annoy me like that.

That's a cracking excuse for watching porn all day.

[Preston Red]

Clickbait articles are a massive piss boiler. Usually found in between an article you're reading or a pile of it at the bottom.

 

"Shocking facts about diarrhoea. Number 2 will surprise you!"

 

"Where *current A-list celebrity* lives is truly heartbreaking."

 

Not only are scam sites using it, news sites are getting on it too.

 

"Doctors in Preston are saying this is the biggest spreader of AIDS in our community!" Usually followed by an article of such inane mediocrity by an unnamed source and you have to read this five minutes of shite to find out it's bumders doing "cottaging" in the toilets at Moor Park. 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Preston Red said:

Clickbait articles are a massive piss boiler. Usually found in between an article you're reading or a pile of it at the bottom.

 

"Shocking facts about diarrhoea. Number 2 will surprise you!"

 

"Where *current A-list celebrity* lives is truly heartbreaking."

 

Not only are scam sites using it, news sites are getting on it too.

 

"Doctors in Preston are saying this is the biggest spreader of AIDS in our community!" Usually followed by an article of such inane mediocrity by an unnamed source and you have to read this five minutes of shite to find out it's bumders doing "cottaging" in the toilets at Moor Park. 

 

Sounds like you’re covering your tracks here ….. 

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Preston Red said:

Clickbait articles are a massive piss boiler. Usually found in between an article you're reading or a pile of it at the bottom.

 

"Shocking facts about diarrhoea. Number 2 will surprise you!"

 

"Where *current A-list celebrity* lives is truly heartbreaking."

 

Not only are scam sites using it, news sites are getting on it too.

 

"Doctors in Preston are saying this is the biggest spreader of AIDS in our community!" Usually followed by an article of such inane mediocrity by an unnamed source and you have to read this five minutes of shite to find out it's bumders doing "cottaging" in the toilets at Moor Park. 

 

'Eating the poo poo,'

[Preston Red]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

'Eating the poo poo,'

HAHAHAHAHA

[Preston Red]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Sounds like you’re covering your tracks here ….. 

Gotta be slick, gotta be quick...

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

11 hours ago, Preston Red said:

Clickbait articles are a massive piss boiler. Usually found in between an article you're reading or a pile of it at the bottom.

 

"Shocking facts about diarrhoea. Number 2 will surprise you!"

 

"Where *current A-list celebrity* lives is truly heartbreaking."

 

Not only are scam sites using it, news sites are getting on it too.

 

"Doctors in Preston are saying this is the biggest spreader of AIDS in our community!" Usually followed by an article of such inane mediocrity by an unnamed source and you have to read this five minutes of shite to find out it's bumders doing "cottaging" in the toilets at Moor Park. 

 

Summerhouses in Preston are being virtually given away.

[Preston Red]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Summerhouses in Preston are being virtually given away.

The whole place looks like it was won in a raffle so not a million miles away, haha.

[Curly]

On 16/12/2023 at 13:45, redinblack said:

Sitting in the corner of the pub having finished shopping having a quiet read and an IPA. Then a load of wankers in Christmas jumpers come in for their one day out a year, grasping bottles of "Bud" and hooting and farting and talking shite. 

 

FUUUUUCK. UUUUURRRRRRFFFFF.

 

 

Have to say mate, a Saturday afternoon in the lead up to Christmas, it seems as though you’re the one out of place there

[Ezekiel 25:17]

People asking for the WiFi password the second they walk into a place, must be a real fucking hardship not having internet for an hour , get a better contract if it's that important yer cunt.

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

People asking for the WiFi password the second they walk into a place, must be a real fucking hardship not having internet for an hour , get a better contract if it's that important yer cunt.

This is fair. Not arsed if someone’s wants to use the wifi but when I worked in London I was ordering something in pret a mange whatever it’s called one morning and some cunt interrupted me asking for the wifi password off the lad behind the counter. Being the passive and quiet character that I am I politely told him that I’m ordering and to wait a second. 

[VladimirIlyich]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

This is fair. Not arsed if someone’s wants to use the wifi but when I worked in London I was ordering something in pret a mange whatever it’s called one morning and some cunt interrupted me asking for the wifi password off the lad behind the counter. Being the passive and quiet character that I am I politely told him that I’m ordering and to wait a second. 

Haha! I can picture that now.

[YorkshireRed]

People who prioritise their croissant order in swanky coffee shops, over my need to obtain the WiFi code in order to catch up on the busy bastards bitch thread on the MF.