little things that annoy the shit out of you

[dockers_strike]

2 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

 

Used to fuck me off big time when I was freelancing.

 

Agents phoning up, are you immediately available? Yes, good Ive got a role paying a competitive rate, can I submit your cv?

 

Me: Well what they looking to pay per day?

Agent: It's competitive.

Me: Yeah? What is it then?

Agent: What's your lowest rate? Me: Dont waste my time, thanks.

[YorkshireRed]

Mud.
 

It probably has its place in the world and adds some value to stuff, but it has no place creeping over my wellington boots and dirtying my clean on waterproof strides.

[Captain Willard]

11 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Methinks your rage overrides your literary prowess.

Nuff said.

Negged for “me thinks”. Deliberate provocation. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

58 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I said milk and sugar myself. The sugar is obviously optional. The mistake Mr Babb made was to add milk before removing the tea bag.

Woah, hold on, I'm not standing for that kind of slander. I'm a bag in and out before anything else kind of guy.

 

Perhaps you misunderstood when I said I'd only noticed the bag had split after I'd put in the milk and sugar? I.e. seeing leaves floating around. The bag was out.

 

Let the record show I'm no tea deviant.

[Mike D]

Cheapo work socks where the sewing on the inside at the toe end is all a mess and makes it uncomfortable to wear them.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

21 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Negged for “me thinks”. Deliberate provocation. 

It's a fair cop.

[Preston Red]

23 minutes ago, Mike D said:

Cheapo work socks where the sewing on the inside at the toe end is all a mess and makes it uncomfortable to wear them.

Fell into the trap of buying JCB work socks from Matalan.

 

Absolute shite, rip the cuticle skin from your toenails with the aforementioned stitching and the owner of JCB is a Tory cunt anyways.

[manwiththestick]

12 hours ago, Remmie said:

My wife thinks the "comedy" Miranda is hilarious and keeps on trying to tell me about bits in it. I don't really want to piss on her chips and tell her I'd rather sandpaper away the skin off my balls and then teabag a jar of vinegar but I have a limit. 

 

Fucking Miranda. My wife also thinks I'm dead funny, so maybe I need to have a long hard look at myself. 

 

Fucking Miranda. 

My sister deleted me off Facebook years ago after she made a post about this show, I commented something along the lines of she's an unfunny beast who gets the audience she deserves, I may have made reference to that other abomination that's Mrs Brown's Boys knowing she was also a fan of that too.

 

Proper fell out with me over that.

[dockers_strike]

43 minutes ago, Mike D said:

Cheapo work socks where the sewing on the inside at the toe end is all a mess and makes it uncomfortable to wear them.

Turn them inside out!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

47 minutes ago, Mike D said:

Cheapo work socks where the sewing on the inside at the toe end is all a mess and makes it uncomfortable to wear them.

Try thesehttps://www.mandmdirect.com/01/details/W117/WEATHERPROOF-Mens-Five-Pack-Thermal-Crew-Socks-Black 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Fucking 02 we are increasing your bill in line with February's 7.8 percent RPI inflation. Yeah you weren't picky with that months choice you cunts 

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Mike D said:

Cheapo work socks where the sewing on the inside at the toe end is all a mess and makes it uncomfortable to wear them.

About 15 years ago, I was addicted to buying Asda Smart Price black socks. I think they were three pairs for £1.50. Surprisingly, they were pretty decent and had no issues with shitty stitching. I used to wear a fresh pair every day, then just discard them. I ended up with bags full of socks that I had only worn once.

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Fucking 02 we are increasing your bill in line with February's 7.8 percent RPI inflation. Yeah you weren't picky with that months choice you cunts 

Strange how the Bank of England aren't calling on them and others to show restraint.

[manwiththestick]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

About 15 years ago, I was addicted to buying Asda Smart Price black socks. I think they were three pairs for £1.50. Surprisingly, they were pretty decent and had no issues with shitty stitching. I used to wear a fresh pair every day, then just discard them. I ended up with bags full of socks that I had only worn once.

Look at Lord Moanero over there, did you have your butler slip them on for you?

 

Talk about extravagance.

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Woah, hold on, I'm not standing for that kind of slander. I'm a bag in and out before anything else kind of guy.

 

Perhaps you misunderstood when I said I'd only noticed the bag had split after I'd put in the milk and sugar? I.e. seeing leaves floating around. The bag was out.

 

Let the record show I'm no tea deviant.

Apologies. You are forgiven.

[Harry's Lad]

National (insert something here) Day.

 

Today is National Toast Day apparently. Now I love hot buttered toast, it's one of lifes great pleasures  but National Toast Day for fucks sake, who dreams this shit up?.

[Jairzinho]

19 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

National (insert something here) Day.

 

Today is National Toast Day apparently. Now I love hot buttered toast, it's one of lifes great pleasures  but National Toast Day for fucks sake, who dreams this shit up?.

Marketing departments.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

11 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Apologies. You are forgiven.

Stick your forgiveness, I expect an apology thread.

[VladimirIlyich]

Just now, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Stick your forgiveness, I expect an apology thread.

A whole thread?

Here, have this

[Babb'sBurstNad]

6 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

A whole thread?

Here, have this

You calling me a wool?

[Bjornebye]

Title music being twice as loud as the actual programme volume. Got the chase on and it cut to the adverts but the music nearly spun me round in my chair. Attention seeking cunts. Sky sports news is the same. Fucking arseholes 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Those who can't, criticizing those who can. eg cooking.

[Curly]

On 22/02/2022 at 19:07, dockers_strike said:

Hotpoint. I think!

Does Rico know you’ve got a dishwasher as well as a nice car?

[Curly]

On 23/02/2022 at 11:52, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Woah, hold on, I'm not standing for that kind of slander. I'm a bag in and out before anything else kind of guy.

 

Perhaps you misunderstood when I said I'd only noticed the bag had split after I'd put in the milk and sugar? I.e. seeing leaves floating around. The bag was out.

 

Let the record show I'm no tea deviant.

The caf was out of the bag, some might say. 
 

Fucking nailed that. Absolute beauty. I’ll be dining out on that for quite some time, make no fucking mistake.

[Pureblood]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Title music being twice as loud as the actual programme volume. Got the chase on and it cut to the adverts but the music nearly spun me round in my chair. Attention seeking cunts. Sky sports news is the same. Fucking arseholes 

Simply cover one ear during the opening and end credits.