Fancy Dress Parties

[Carvalho Diablo]

I fucking hate them.

 

A friend is having her 40th in a couple of weekends time and she has invited me round for a party, a fucking fancy dress party, and she has decreed that the theme of said party is 70's and 80's clobber.

 

Was planning on going round, but now I'm gonna have to have a fuck about getting this fancy dress bollocks sorted and I really cannot be arsed with it.

 

Anyway, was thinking about getting a cheapo wig and headband, owld tennis racket and heading round as John McEnroe (who co-incidentally shares the same birthday as Kal-El and yours truly), and when I'm pissed up and abusing people, that might give me some leeway.

 

So, I turn to the Mighty GF for ideas, suggestions, and just general thoughts on the abomination that is the fancy dress party.

 

 

And yes, I'm serious.

[Hand Shandy]

I too hate them, and have only ever been to one.

 

I went as this chap, which would possibly work for you as well...

 

[Bjornebye]

Horrible dilemma. Do you get dressed up and feel like a bell-end especially when you need to run in the shop for fags or something before you get there and everyone stares at you... or do you turn up in smart casual and act cool but really stand out for being a boring nob-head who doesn't get involved in all the fun.

 

Embrace it, McEnroe sounds like a great idea too. Failing that, rip some leaves from neighbouring gardens and go as a bush. My mate did that once. Funny as fuck.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Fancy dress is amazing.

 

I own a stormtrooper, Iron Man, Luigi (Mario Brothers), Zoro outfit and I'm in the process of getting a Baseball Furies (The Warriors) outfit.

 

Some of the best uni nights I've had has been fancy dress nights as the girls dress ridiculously slutty and they can be a great ice breaker.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fancy dress is amazing.

 

I own a stormtrooper, Iron Man, Luigi (Mario Brothers), Zoro outfit and I'm in the process of getting a Baseball Furies (The Warriors) outfit.

 

Yup, going dressed as a bush doesn't actually sound so bad...

[Bjornebye]

Fancy dress is amazing.

 

I own a stormtrooper, Iron Man, Luigi (Mario Brothers), Zoro outfit and I'm in the process of getting a Baseball Furies (The Warriors) outfit.

 

We had a fancy dress charity day in my old work years ago and each team had to dress as something the same. I wanted my sales team to do this but could't find any outfits. we ended up doing clockwork orange which won the company prize of £200 behind the bar. It lasted 4.3 minutes.

 

[Joe Le Taxi]

WaltonRed (I think) posted photos on here of him dressed as one. It was boss.

 

Edit: He did

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

We had a fancy dress charity day in my old work years ago and each team had to dress as something the same. I wanted my sales team to do this but could't find any outfits. we ended up doing clockwork orange which won the company prize of £200 behind the bar. It lasted 4.3 minutes.

 

 

Is that Lars Ulrich, 2nd from the right ?

[Bjornebye]

I wish. That's me.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I wish. That's me.

 

Bet you're a better drummer mate !

 

 

 

Hmmmm.....I wonder....

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

WaltonRed (I think) posted photos on here of him dressed as one. It was boss.

 

Edit: He did

 

 

Ha ha, hope that 2 minutes after the pic was taken he didn't get the shit kicked out of him by some girl on rollerskates.

[Hand Shandy]

Bet you're a better drummer mate !

 

 

 

Hmmmm.....I wonder....

 

 

Methinks Lewis has been there and done that.

 

It didn't go down well as I recall...

[Joe Le Taxi]

Hahahhaha

[General Dryness]

We had a fancy dress charity day in my old work years ago and each team had to dress as something the same. I wanted my sales team to do this but could't find any outfits. we ended up doing clockwork orange which won the company prize of £200 behind the bar. It lasted 4.3 minutes.

 

 

The bird would get a bit of the old in-out if she left that outfit on.

 

I'd even give a rendition of "Singing in the Rain" before, during and after. She'd be singing in the rain as well. A rain of jism.

[Bjornebye]

The bird would get a bit of the old in-out if she left that outfit on.

 

I'd even give a rendition of "Singing in the Rain" before, during and after. She'd be singing in the rain as well. A rain of jism.

 

She did. A lot. In work a few times too. Utter filth. I miss those days.

[cloggypop]

How about the giving birth to yourself outfit ?

 

 

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[General Dryness]

She did. A lot. In work a few times too. Utter filth. I miss those days.

 

If you have any more pictures of her, you may post them.

[General Dryness]

How about the giving birth to yourself outfit ?

 

 

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Thats fucking ace. Needs more strawberry jelly round the head though.

[General Dryness]

I fucking hate them.

 

A friend is having her 40th in a couple of weekends time and she has invited me round for a party, a fucking fancy dress party, and she has decreed that the theme of said party is 70's and 80's clobber.

 

Was planning on going round, but now I'm gonna have to have a fuck about getting this fancy dress bollocks sorted and I really cannot be arsed with it.

 

Anyway, was thinking about getting a cheapo wig and headband, owld tennis racket and heading round as John McEnroe (who co-incidentally shares the same birthday as Kal-El and yours truly), and when I'm pissed up and abusing people, that might give me some leeway.

 

So, I turn to the Mighty GF for ideas, suggestions, and just general thoughts on the abomination that is the fancy dress party.

 

 

And yes, I'm serious.

 

Boxing gloves, shorts, dressing gown. Rocky. Done.

[Champ]

 

The bird would get a bit of the old in-out if she left that outfit on.

 

I'd even give a rendition of "Singing in the Rain" before' date=' during and after. She'd be singing in the rain as well. A rain of jism.[/quote']

 

Haha. You bloody did it as well!

[Bjornebye]

[Hand Shandy]

Ding fucking dong.

[General Dryness]

 

You'll have to excuse me, I've just come.

[General Dryness]

Haha. You bloody did it as well!

 

Certainly did.

 

I'll let you have SpamFlaps though.

[lifetime fan]

Already posted the story on here but a mate turned up at a fancy dress party like this and almost cost me a fuck...