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[brucespanner]

Long story short.

 

Dance floors, amorous glances, night bus, wine, at it like rabbits, she decides to show off her deep throat prowess and gets a little too excited and projectile vomits all over my cock.

 

Viva La fuckups!

[melons]

That Mr Spanner, is brilliant.

[Uncle_Meat]

[VladimirIlyich]

Is this now Match.com or Plenty of Fish?

[Elite]

You may have had a very smelly cock.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

You sick bastard!!! :P

[TheBitch]

Hero.

[Pony Princess]

The joy of sex, 2012 edition

[Skidfingers McGonical]

*stands and gives rapturous standing ovation*

[zigackly]

[Hooch]

Ace. Hope you told her to carry on regardless?

[Kevin D]

Seem to have confused the GF with your Facebook page.

[brucespanner]

Ace. Hope you told her to carry on regardless?

 

Did what any self respecting chap would, pointed her in the direction of the bathroom, I went to the kitchen to clean up, grabbed the Nivea face cream I keep by the bed and lathered the old chap in it, waited for expulsion girl to get back in to bed and then 'accididently' introduced my cock to her arse, she didn't grumble, so I did the decent thing a smashed the back doors in.

 

Good night, bit hungover now mind.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

When are you introducing her to your mum?

[Hooch]

When's the wedding?

[VladimirIlyich]

When's she due?

[Josef Svejk]

 

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[Joe Le Taxi]

Ace.

[Furmedge]

Night bus? Classy bastard!

[JohnnyH]

If anyone ever questions why the GF was invented, they need only be directed to this thread. Well done sir!

[brucespanner]

Night bus? Classy bastard!

 

Central London after midnight, I wanted to do the bumming, not receive one!

[Anubis]

Must have been when she tasted the mouldy cheese under the 'skin.

[Elmyn Noos]

Good work. How soon after she retched on your old boy did you think "I can't fucking wait to put this on the GF"?

[manwiththestick]

Is this a snippet from that 50 Shades book?

[Lario]

I'm assuming your little fella got sick all over her at some stage, so ye can call it quits.