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brucespanner

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brucespanner
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Long story short.   Dance floors, amorous glances, night bus, wine, at it like rabbits, she decides to show off her deep throat prowess and gets a little too excited and projectile vomits all over m

JohnnyH
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If anyone ever questions why the GF was invented, they need only be directed to this thread. Well done sir!

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I'm sick of cheap one night stands, I want to meet someone special, like you have!

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Good work. How soon after she retched on your old boy did you think "I can't fucking wait to put this on the GF"?

 

I just know the market for gross out tales of wanton debauchery.

 

And you wanted me to meet you for beers tonight. I'm disgusted.

 

We could have high fived over her back, you'd have loved it instead of all that horrible history shite you did yesterday!

 

Henry the 8th or hedonistic rutting?

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Did what any self respecting chap would, pointed her in the direction of the bathroom, I went to the kitchen to clean up, grabbed the Nivea face cream I keep by the bed and lathered the old chap in it, waited for expulsion girl to get back in to bed and then 'accididently' introduced my cock to her arse, she didn't grumble, so I did the decent thing a smashed the back doors in.

 

Good night, bit hungover now mind.

 

When's she due?

 

Did they do sex ed at your school?

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Long story short.

 

Dance floors, amorous glances, night bus, wine, at it like rabbits, she decides to show off her deep throat prowess and gets a little too excited and projectile vomits all over my cock.

 

Viva La fuckups!

 

Did what any self respecting chap would, pointed her in the direction of the bathroom, I went to the kitchen to clean up, grabbed the Nivea face cream I keep by the bed and lathered the old chap in it, waited for expulsion girl to get back in to bed and then 'accididently' introduced my cock to her arse, she didn't grumble, so I did the decent thing a smashed the back doors in.

 

Good night, bit hungover now mind.

 

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I'm a deplorable fucker at the best of times, but when an opportunity to take advantage of a situation becomes apparent then I'm worse than Malcolm Tucker in a centrifuge.

 

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Winner!!

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This is a new one on me, a Mixed Martial Arts Skull Fucking video.

 

Only 3 minutes long, so no excuse for not watching...

 

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Lovely stuff.

 

Is it wrong that this isn't the first time I've seen that video.

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