*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Anubis]

Those at the top, quelle surprise…

 

 

Despite the challenges facing the club staff Despite the challenges facing the club staff numbers going up. Highest paid director earned £3.25m including severance pay of £2.5m £2.5m

[Red74]

42 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

How come they've not replaced those Russian contracts if they where legit and competitive. Everton knew their finances and went out and spent like drunken sailors, they spent poorly. Why should the whole league bend to their stupidity.

Because like the rest of the teams in this league, they’re more than happy to take the money the sly 6 generate every year without having to do fuck all for themselves. If they’re not getting a billionaire in then they’re not playing. 

[Leyton388]

GOT should be fun 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

19 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

Don't get that- the contract payments haven't been made so surely it's null and void.

No.

Null and void only applies to us winning things.

It's shifting sands criteria mind.

Is anybody dying?

If so and the Redshite are top of the league, then THAT is null and void.

Is a trophy on offer?

Have the Redshite won it, either during people dying or in the period they've had a points deduction?

If so, that's null and void.

Have the Redshite won a trophy on penalties and not in 90 minutes, even though nobody was dying?

You have to win it within the 90 minutes timescale of a match,so that doesn't count and null and void.

Was a match won by buying players with speed and agility and who can finish? Especially if it's the Redshite?

Nope, pace goals don't count, that's not purist football,so that's null and void too.

Were inhalers and PED's involved?

If an unsubstantiated article appears once in a Russian newspaper written by a lunatic, then that's obviously true, so every trophy won by the Redshite either 5 years before or after is null and void.

Have the Redshite won a trophy during Klopp's last season in charge of the Redshite?

That's null and void because everyone, especially Sky and the corrupt PL cartel have all agreed it from the day he announced he was leaving.

Everton right in the mess for systematic cheating and flagrantly abusing the FFP rules that they signed up for?

Everyone else's fault and if they do go down, it shouldn't count and they should be reinstated and the entire season be called null and void.

 

Have I got it right?

 

[Mudface]

4 minutes ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

No.

Null and void only applies to us winning things.

It's shifting sands criteria mind.

Is anybody dying?

If so and the Redshite are top of the league, then THAT is null and void.

Is a trophy on offer?

Have the Redshite won it, either during people dying or in the period they've had a points deduction?

If so, that's null and void.

Have the Redshite won a trophy on penalties and not in 90 minutes, even though nobody was dying?

You have to win it within the 90 minutes timescale of a match,so that doesn't count and null and void.

Was a match won by buying players with speed and agility and who can finish? Especially if it's the Redshite?

Nope, pace goals don't count, that's not purist football,so that's null and void too.

Were inhalers and PED's involved?

If an unsubstantiated article appears once in a Russian newspaper written by a lunatic, then that's obviously true, so every trophy won by the Redshite either 5 years before or after is null and void.

Have the Redshite won a trophy during Klopp's last season in charge of the Redshite?

That's null and void because everyone, especially Sky and the corrupt PL cartel have all agreed it from the day he announced he was leaving.

Everton right in the mess for systematic cheating and flagrantly abusing the FFP rules that they signed up for?

Everyone else's fault and if they do go down, it shouldn't count and they should be reinstated and the entire season be called null and void.

 

Have I got it right?

 

 

I did put null and void in there fully aware of its connotations. Well summarised.

[Toxteth O'Grady]

Just now, Mudface said:

 

I did put null and void in there fully aware of its connotations. Well summarised.

Aye,thanks for the tap in mate!

[Lee909]

I think they've got a positive net spend of around 70ml. The last 3 years. 

 

2021/22

Income 15 €46.00m

Expenditure 14 €39.50m

Overall balance +€6.50m

 

22/23

Arrivals/Departures Fee

Income 17 €103.60m

Expenditure 14 €78.20m

Overall balance +€25.40m

 

 

23/24

Arrivals/Departures Fee

Income 16 €82.80m

Expenditure 16 €40.50m

Overall balance +€42.30m

 

But you'd think a club so far outside ffp requirements wouldn't have spent nearly 160ml euros in that same time. 

 

 

Funny thing is from reports during the transfers they haven't paid a penny for Beto or Chermiti yet

 

[an tha]

They have had a stupidly high wages/revenue % for ages - and it is getting worse.

 

92% is totally unsustainable and frankly should not be allowed.

 

The average in the league is silly at around 60% or so, but theirs is ridiculous.

 

If you can't grow your revenues you simply should not be allowed to keep lashing out money on high wages.

 

Yet their moronic fans have the neck to cry about the financial stuff and how unfair it all is - they have been living beyond their means and taking the piss for years and it is now all catching up with them.

 

Fuck them.

[KMD7]

[Bobby Hundreds]

But somehow it will be sustainability rules that are the problem. They should be allowed to be even more financially stupid.

[Bjornebye]

I’m just glad the car puns have gone. It was getting exhausting 

[Leyton388]

This is fucking wonderful. GOT is in full blueshite meltdown. 

[an tha]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I’m just glad the car puns have gone. It was getting exhausting 

I wanted to throttle someone

[Code]

So another 10 points deduction at least?

[Bobby Hundreds]

Knowing these fucker they'll be saved by some middle Eastern despots who want to look like saviours to an anciently shit club.

[Arniepie]

24 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

This is fucking wonderful. GOT is in full blueshite meltdown. 

A few of them saying,they should bring howe in.

I'm sure he would be tempted.

[Lee909]

Fans already claiming the overspend is on the stadium so they shouldn't be charged

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Lee909 said:

Funny thing is from reports during the transfers they haven't paid a penny for Beto or Chermiti yet

 

And they've overpaid.

[littletedwest]

Big tribute to Bill on the front page of their report has gone down well on GOT.

 

 

[Lee909]

Just now, AngryOfTuebrook said:

And they've overpaid.

 

What you don't think a team with major money issues should have spent 12ml on a player that has played 60 minutes in 11 apperances in the league or is it the 25ml on a 3 goal 749 minute forward thats the issue. 

 

37ml on 3 goals and a combined 809 minutes

[littletedwest]

love how arteramoney has liked it as well

[AngryOfTuebrook]

51 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

 

[Arniepie]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

love how arteramoney has liked it as well

I've just spent a few minutes trying to figure out what he means by "they all have to get balmed".  I thought it was some slang term I'd never heard.

[Redder Lurtz]

1 minute ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I've just spent a few minutes trying to figure out what he means by "they all have to get balmed".  I thought it was some slang term I'd never heard.

 

I think it's something to do with formaldehyde.