*Shakes head* Everton again.

[redheart]

8 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Ah, fuck. They're going to win - Pepper's on the case.

 

 

I am assuming that pepper mills is a spoof account?

 

Because whenever the recorder part kicks in I piss myself laughing

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, redheart said:

 

I am assuming that pepper mills is a spoof account?

 

Because whenever the recorder part kicks in I piss myself laughing

 

It's a tongue in cheek one, she knows what she's doing, but it's not a full on parody.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The consensus of the replies to this are basically

* Then remove the picture at Finch Farm that celebrates a pitch invasion

* Even if we stay up, it's nothing to celebrate

* Don't give the Premier League an excuse to deduct points 

* If the pitch is for players, why don't we have any?

* Shut the fuck up

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

It's a tongue in cheek one, she knows what she's doing, but it's not a full on parody.

This.

She's sincere in her Blueness and enthusiasm, but everything else is just for comic effect.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

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Saaby said:

Stay up or go down first piece of business we must do is ship out DCL. If you can’t play more than 10 games you’re taking up squad position and wages.

Its actually more nuanced dynamic in my opinion and i think you are right mate - a decision needs to be made on Dom in the hierarchy.

Its like this for me, strikers are the most sought after, expensive and one of the most limited skill sets in playing pools in the market. To get a good one you have to invest big but you also have to attract them - very few clubs bar the really massive ones can hold two top top strikers - in attracting them - you genreally have to assure them that they are the alpha. A very good striker isnt going to come to a club where there is an existing Alpha - for example Spurs have struggled for years to have a back up at 9 for Kane and have had to rely on wide forwards.

The dilema for us - is we have an Alpha in Dom, but hes not reliable. We need a striker and the one we need will need big investment, big wages and be convinced that they will be the alpha, elsewise you are shopping in the potential market punting or the Maupay market. Thats a big decision for the club in terms investment.

So we are either, dropping Dom down the hierarchy and he becomes the Beta and bringing in a new Alpha or we keep Dom as Alpha and are punting on potential with risk or getting something out of the Kone, Rondon, Maupay market. Alternatively, we buy wide hybrid forwards like Richarlision, but you feel like we need a 9.

Its a big call by the club.

 

 

 

 

 

Calvert-Lewin? An alpha male? Really?

According to his theory, Richarlison must have decided that being a Beta (pronounced "bayta", in case anyone thinks I'm suggesting he's capable of beating anything) at Spurs was preferable to being an Alpha at Everton.

[stringvest]

This is the day I've been looking forward to for months.  End of Liverpool's miserable season, and the last day possibility of the shite going down.

 

[Rushies tash]

Just now, stringvest said:

This is the day I've been looking forward to for months.  End of Liverpool's miserable season, and the last day possibility of the shite going down.

 

 

In a perfect universe, they'd be beating Bournemouth 1-0 and Leicester would be drawing with West Ham - right up until the last minute when Solanke equalises and Vardy nets the winner. 

[Vincent Vega]

Dave and his golfing mates when the shite go down. 

 

[Vincent Vega]

Pissing myself at these. 

 

[Scott_M]

Please let today be the day these turds are flushed.

[manwiththestick]

Get them fucking gone.

 

Pretty please.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I hate Brighton.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Their arses must be twitching like fuck this morning though.

[Denny Crane]

 

Only scored more than once at home all season that was with DCL under Lampard back in October.  Dyche has 6 in 9 (my count is 8 games). Bournmouth can do this - i can imagine a draw.  

 

 

 

 

 

[bizzle10]

The football gods owe us a last minute Solanke winner followed by a Vardy winner 

[Jennings]

Soz fellas, they're staying up.

 

I'll be following the match in the 'Other Football' thread, whilst watching it on the telly-box. 

[George Costanza]

Hope I'm wrong but I can see them winning comfortably. It'll just be a fitting end to a shit football season

[Denny Crane]

Bournmouth didn't stay in Liverpool last night.  Apparently they haven't forgotten what happened at Goodison in 2020 when they got relegated. Not sure what for but probably Everton fans being cunts when they went down. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

19 hours ago, clangers said:

Do they still put out DVD's? '2022/23 The Great Escape....Again'

Where Eagles Boo 

 

12 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Ah, fuck. They're going to win - Pepper's on the case.

 

Nah that’s it I want them to stay up. For Pepper 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

27 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Nah that’s it I want them to stay up. For Pepper 

You're not arsed about your missus; but now it's Pepper...

 

[Arniepie]

On 20/05/2023 at 06:24, halewood pete said:

That's ended me that

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

You're not arsed about your missus; but now it's Pepper...

 

 

I've told her. I'm a toffee today, for Pepper. She barely even blinked. I'm very low on her priorities today. 

[Anubis]

38 minutes ago, Denny Crane said:

Bournmouth didn't stay in Liverpool last night.  Apparently they haven't forgotten what happened at Goodison in 2020 when they got relegated. Not sure what for but probably Everton fans being cunts when they went down. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Nothing is forgotten. Nothing is ever forgotten.”

[angie]

Everton will definitely definitely stay up, definitely not going down today and finishing 18th I swear. In fact they will beat Bournemouth very very comfortably and Leicester will get a thrashing off West Ham and Everton will wonder what all the worrying was about when they invade the pitch in the millions. 
 

 

is this how this reverse jinxing works?

[Bobby Hundreds]

7 minutes ago, angie said:

Everton will definitely definitely stay up, definitely not going down today and finishing 18th I swear. In fact they will beat Bournemouth very very comfortably and Leicester will get a thrashing off West Ham and Everton will wonder what all the worrying was about when they invade the pitch in the millions. 
 

 

is this how this reverse jinxing works?

You fucked it with the last sentence now when they stay up its all your fault!