Euromillions winner is from....

[Thants]

How gutted would you be if you thought you'd won only to find out you had the wrong date on your ticket. Still, if it's true he's got the date wrong it puts me back in the game as I haven't checked my ticket yet.

 

Have I ever told you I think you're the best poster on here? A handsome fella to boot.

[smokinstu]

this is ball5, the ticket is still unclaimed and wasn't purchased in liverpool.

[Thants]

this is ball5, the ticket is still unclaimed and wasn't purchased in liverpool.

 

As I originally thought.

Where then?

[scoucer32]

i heard there have been reporters all in rainhill outside a house am not going to say were because it not fair just leave them alone just all jealous so wat good luck to the person leave them alone so i dont no were the got there information from that its in huyton so before u go round saying it blah blah blah get your facts right

[RED Tezza]

i heard there have been reporters all in rainhill outside a house am not going to say were because it not fair just leave them alone just all jealous so wat good luck to the person leave them alone so i dont no were the got there information from that its in huyton so before u go round saying it blah blah blah get your facts right

 

What are you blabbering on about? it's not like we're all gonna suddenly go round there you meff.

 

We're just having a discussion on the winner. or whoever the winner is. who here has said their going to hound whomever it is that has won.

[Furmedge]

i heard there have been reporters all in rainhill outside a house am not going to say were because it not fair just leave them alone just all jealous so wat good luck to the person leave them alone so i dont no were the got there information from that its in huyton so before u go round saying it blah blah blah get your facts right

 

Welcome knobhead!

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

i heard there have been reporters all in rainhill outside a house am not going to say were because it not fair just leave them alone just all jealous so wat good luck to the person leave them alone so i dont no were the got there information from that its in huyton so before u go round saying it blah blah blah get your facts right

 

If this person's your mate, maybe, with this new-found wealth, they can buy you some commas and the odd full stop. Happy to help.

[Thants]

i heard there have been reporters all in rainhill outside a house am not going to say were because it not fair just leave them alone just all jealous so wat good luck to the person leave them alone so i dont no were the got there information from that its in huyton so before u go round saying it blah blah blah get your facts right

 

Nope, I've read that 3 times now and it still sounds like a heated argument in one post.

[Teflon Don]

Nope, I've read that 3 times now and it still sounds like a heated argument in one post.

 

Should fit in well around here then....

[smokinstu]

One week after the record-breaking UK jackpot win on EuroMillions last Friday (8 October), the lucky-ticket holder – The National Lottery’s biggest-ever winner – has still not come forward to claim their life-changing £113,019,926 prize.

 

If no claim is received over the course of next week, according to the the Unclaimed Prizes Procedure agreed with Camelot’s regulator, the National Lottery Commission (NLC), the area in which the ticket was purchased will be released on next Friday (22 October 2010.)

[Fugitive]

i heard there have been reporters all in rainhill outside a house am not going to say were because it not fair just leave them alone just all jealous so wat good luck to the person leave them alone so i dont no were the got there information from that its in huyton so before u go round saying it blah blah blah get your facts right

 

Simon MKII

 

Go and kindly fuck yourself.

 

P.S. Have you spelt your user-name wrong, you daft bastard??? It's spelt Scouser.

[Jokerman]

As I originally thought.

Where then?

 

It was bought in Coventry.

[scoucer32]

no i no how to spell scouser

[ScouseJim]

no i no how to spell scouser

 

..but not how to spell 'know' it would seem.

[Thants]

One week after the record-breaking UK jackpot win on EuroMillions last Friday (8 October), the lucky-ticket holder – The National Lottery’s biggest-ever winner – has still not come forward to claim their life-changing £113,019,926 prize.

 

If no claim is received over the course of next week, according to the the Unclaimed Prizes Procedure agreed with Camelot’s regulator, the National Lottery Commission (NLC), the area in which the ticket was purchased will be released on next Friday (22 October 2010.)

 

It was bought in Coventry.

 

Shit, I missed the Stewart Lee gig on the 19th.

[WaltonRed]

I reckon they'll find the corpse of some old man or woman in a few weeks clutching the winning ticket.

[Plewggs]

It was bought in Coventry.

 

R4 claiming it was bought in Bristol.

 

Hope it's Coventry.

They haven't got a zoo or a gorge.

Lady Godiva and a nice Cathedral are no compensation.

[Staniola]

i heard there have been reporters all in rainhill outside a house am not going to say were because it not fair just leave them alone just all jealous so wat good luck to the person leave them alone so i dont no were the got there information from that its in huyton so before u go round saying it blah blah blah get your facts right

 

You're going to be right at home here. Can't spell Scouser, writes in text speech and gets defensive. Enjoy your time, they'll eat you alive.

[Fugitive]

no i no how to spell scouser

 

No grammar, no capital letters, bad spelling and a fucking Mong!!!

 

What does 'Scoucer' mean???

[Malarkey]

No grammar, no capital letters, bad spelling and a fucking Mong!!!

 

What does 'Scoucer' mean???

 

His name might be "Shaun Coucer".

 

Which I highly doubt.

[Stu Monty]

His name might be "Shaun Coucer".

 

Which I highly doubt.

 

I doubt it too, Malcolm.

 

Not everyone uses your patented Starkey method.

[She Knows It]

i heard there have been reporters all in rainhill outside a house am not going to say were because it not fair just leave them alone just all jealous so wat good luck to the person leave them alone so i dont no were the got there information from that its in huyton so before u go round saying it blah blah blah get your facts right

 

More likely is that some thick chav comes up with an ingenious brainwave to claim they have bought the winning ticket, and subsequently lost it, thinking that Camelot will say 'Oh go on then, we'll take your word for it. Here's the cheque'.

[Flying Pig]

More likely is that some thick chav comes up with an ingenious brainwave to claim they have bought the winning ticket, and subsequently lost it, thinking that Camelot will say 'Oh go on then, we'll take your word for it. Here's the cheque'.

 

 

From memory I am sure the first ever UK winner was supposed to be a young scouser (or maybe scoucer!) who told the media and his mugshot was all over the papers. The next day he admitted he was lying. Hilarious eh? Cheeky scamp.