Instant cunt identifiers

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

Good old Jackie Scan.

 

I had to find the thread to fond that picture and went through it again, sat there pissing myself but that quote from you amongst some classics is the stand out one. I also loved Bobby Hundreds "not sure what sort of protection a human chain would offer against a charging obese kung-fu master and an unsettled snake" hahaha 

[Lee909]

52 minutes ago, Elite said:

People who tell you they are martial arts 'experts' who are almost always obese.

 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I had to find the thread to fond that picture and went through it again, sat there pissing myself but that quote from you amongst some classics is the stand out one. I also loved Bobby Hundreds "not sure what sort of protection a human chain would offer against a charging obese kung-fu master and an unsettled snake" hahaha 

Yeah it's arguably the greatest thread on here, some absolute belters.

[Bruce Spanner]

He'd kick yo ass...

 

You can barely see his hands move he's that quick.

 

[Elite]

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Elite]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

His arse has involuntarily wedgied itself 

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Elite said:

His arse has involuntarily wedgied itself 

Looks like Chum off Pawn Stars 

[Elite]

People who are the hero of their own stories constantly.

 

"Cat fell from a Tree. I caught it."

 

"Bloke was going on a Raoul Moat Rampage. He wouldn't listen to anyone else but me, took him for a few jars and he's a changed man."

 

Etc.

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

My daughter is going into her last year in Uni she has been working in different bars since they opened up again. Girl in her current bar been giving her snotty looks for a few weeks, my daughter pulls her on it her reason being it is just her “ resting bitch face “ what the fuck. Being not down with the yoof stuff my instant thought was CUNT!

[Dr Nowt]

36 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

My daughter is going into her last year in Uni she has been working in different bars since they opened up again. Girl in her current bar been giving her snotty looks for a few weeks, my daughter pulls her on it her reason being it is just her “ resting bitch face “ what the fuck. Being not down with the yoof stuff my instant thought was CUNT!

Heard that one being used all the time when I went back to college a few years ago. The other one is the flood of lasses now describing themselves as ‘socially awkward’. For some reason, such things which were once seen as simply rude now appear to be deemed sought after mainstream traits.

[Kevin D]

20 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

My daughter is going into her last year in Uni she has been working in different bars since they opened up again. Girl in her current bar been giving her snotty looks for a few weeks, my daughter pulls her on it her reason being it is just her “ resting bitch face “ what the fuck. Being not down with the yoof stuff my instant thought was CUNT!

 

I'm on that girls side.

 

Some people just look like that.:

 

 

 

https://www.vulture.com/2014/07/rectifys-clayne-crawford-on-playing-jerk-offs.html

 

 

[Kevin D]

 

 

[littletedwest]

Had a car in front of me with a Mrs Browns boys picture in the window saying " feck off" was a bloke driving as well.

Without ever speaking I know he's a cunt

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 12/07/2021 at 20:00, Bjornebye said:

 

 

I don't know what that is, but I've got a mate called Jason Roberts who we (unfairly, to be honest) always call fat, so I'm deffo nicking it.

[Curly]

On 13/07/2021 at 18:02, Elite said:

People who are the hero of their own stories constantly.

 

"Cat fell from a Tree. I caught it."

 

"Bloke was going on a Raoul Moat Rampage. He wouldn't listen to anyone else but me, took him for a few jars and he's a changed man."

 

Etc.

 

You should see Tony Bellew on that boxing life stories - exactly as you’ve just described there. True Dixon looked embarrassed and uncomfortable I thought. 

[Captain Turdseye]

16 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I don't know what that is, but I've got a mate called Jason Roberts who we (unfairly, to be honest) always call fat, so I'm deffo nicking it.

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

23 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I don't know what that is, but I've got a mate called Jason Roberts who we (unfairly, to be honest) always call fat, so I'm deffo nicking it.

I've just posted it on Fb. He says lockdown's been hard, but the pie shop does deliveries. 

[Anubis]

On 12/07/2021 at 20:00, Bjornebye said:

 

 

The last time I saw this clown appearing at the QEII he was sat in a wheelchair claiming he was disabled.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Anubis said:

The last time I saw this clown appearing at the QEII he was sat in a wheelchair claiming he was disabled.

You mean he isn’t the QEII ?

[Kevin D]

59 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

 

 

Jackie Scran from Elite was... yeah. 

 

Sometimes, you have to take your hat off.

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, belarus said:

You should see Tony Bellew on that boxing life stories - exactly as you’ve just described there. True Dixon looked embarrassed and uncomfortable I thought. 

One for the cringefest thread no doubt.

 

Hope he got home safe to his wife and kids after recording it.

[Kevin D]

1 hour ago, belarus said:

You should see Tony Bellew on that boxing life stories - exactly as you’ve just described there. True Dixon looked embarrassed and uncomfortable I thought. 

 

Bellew features on, at least, 30% of the threads on here.

 

Whether it's sections one about ESD(Exaggerated Scouse Disorder) or the night Usyk finally knocked him spark out and half the forum was there.

[Kevin D]

Just now, Dr Nowt said:

One for the cringefest thread no doubt.

 

Hope he got home safe to his wife and kids after recording it.

 

Never forget.

[Dr Nowt]

Just now, Kevin D said:

 

Never forget.

He carries POWER, Kevin.