looking back on it players who you cant believe played for their national teams

[Trumo]

Well-known Welshman Vinnie Jones.

[bentw]

Keith Curle ... played right back one game under Graham Taylor

[Antynwa]

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

 

I can't believe someone even bought the shit cunt a pair of boots tbh

[Faustus]

Bernard Diomede.

 

He must have had some dirt on Aime Jacquet to get in that '98 World Cup squad!

[Yozzer]

Another of Englands fine goalkeepers - Richard Wright!

[Trumo]

Ryan Giggs.

[Trumo]

Sean Dundee.

 

OK it was only a B international for Germany. He was as quick as Michael Owen don't you know!

[Sugar Ape]

Steve Guppy was bad, but how the fuck David Unsworth got an England cap is beyond me!

[dennis tooth]

Jamie bastard Carragher, fuck it, it's only England.

 

Seriously though what about Tim Sherwood, fuckwit extroadinairre. Spare a thought for him each day in your busy lives. Never forget what a first class wopper we are dealing with here.

[fowler9]

he was better than Zidane according to Blackburn! was it Kenny who made that decision?

[Pdool]

 

Andy fucking Sinton

[Trumo]

Andy fucking Sinton

 

I see your Andy Sinton, and raise you Stuart Ripley.

 

[Faustus]

Zat Knight.

 

Dog of a player.

[kop]

Charles Alcock, or eDick as his team mates used to call him.

[Pdool]

 

Stephane Guivarch. Ace on champ manager, gash in real life.

[Durka Durkastan]

How could you forget Francis Jeffers...

[silverlining]

John Fashanu is one of world football's ubercunts.

 

In every single way.

[Little Sammy]

Calamity Fuckface James.

[GJM]

Sinton and Guivarch were two that lept immediately to mind when reading this thread, then noticed that Pdool had bagged them both in quick succession.

 

Given the number of decent defenders in Italy, I'm always slightly amazed that Materazzi has played quite so often for his national side.

 

Oh, and Tony Daley too, before Pdool nabs him also.

[Trumo]

Marcelino Elena for Spain.

 

[Whelan]

On a different tangent I can't believe Ray Houghton, Tony Cascarino, Clinton Morrison, Mark Lawrenson, John Aldridge and Jason Mcateer played for their national teams!

[Pdool]

Sinton and Guivarch were two that lept immediately to mind when reading this thread, then noticed that Pdool had bagged them both in quick succession.

 

Given the number of decent defenders in Italy, I'm always slightly amazed that Materazzi has played quite so often for his national side.

 

Oh, and Tony Daley too, before Pdool nabs him also.

 

Tony Daley. Ye fucking gods, I thought I blanked him out.

 

Don't forget Alan 'Smudger' Smith. The Graham Taylor reign of terror really is a goldmine of useless plebs.

 

[Tom R]

Lucas Leiva

Andrea Dosenna

Phillip Degen

Bruno Cheyrou

[Steve Holt]

Marcelino Elena for Spain.

 

 

When did Benayoun play for Newcastle?

 

Kris Boyd. He might score some goals but by god the boy is shite in every other way. He actually got taken off at half time in the Cup Final this year cos it was "too hot to play". Fuck me. And to think I was gutted when Rangers stole him off us. (not bitter...(anymore))

[Steve Holt]

Everyone who is naming Lucas, come on be fair to the lad, he captained his under-21 side and he hasn't always been shite for us. Think too many people still get on his back a bit unfairly.