Ifiradanabeenfor Pens!!!

[Dougie Do'ins]

Someone correct me if I'm wrong but did Zenit st p burg finish third in the same group as the shite. Only if so there seems to have been a terrible mistake as the shite beat them and Zenit are still in the competition. surely some kind of conspiracy going on there.

[RoboRiise]

Fat Sham, desperately hoping that the blueshite can pick themselves to fight for that 4th spot. Worra bitter bastard.

 

A quiet word Sam:

 

Fuck off you useless, fat, shit, unemployed cunt.

[Scooby Dudek]

Are young Evertonians first words "Handball" ?

 

The defender was nutmegged and they still shouted "Handball"

 

Andy Johnson, what a man, steps away from the plate. Maybe if he could have taken the pen with his arm/elbow/chest he would have stayed on.

[chorlton]

Funny, Funny, Funny

and no money it's the peoples club

 

ahaaaaa ahha ah

spuffed it all on yakubu

now we haven't any money

but we're still funny

we're the peoples club.

[Guest TK-421]

Just logged on to BBC website didn't know the result, headline was "Penalty agony for Everton and Spurs". Sweet.

[Randy Marsh]

Bluekipper is amazing tonight.

 

"So proud of them, we've hammered a great great team tonight"

 

"What a performances against a top side, we are incredible. 4th here we come"

 

Contrast that to last nights.

 

"Serie A is fucking shit" "Not one decent team in that League, proven by Inter being so shite against the RS"

 

Got to love it.

 

Out of interest, anyone know when this "Goodison Roar" is going to appear? All their European games have been like a morgue. The only noise is when they continue their appealing for a penalty obsession

 

Hahaha! So typically bitter and hipocritical. Fiorentina a "great team"? We'd have shit all over them.

 

It isnt the Goodison Roar, Its the Woodison Groan. They are the 12th man when it comes to appealing for decisions.

A few of the blueshites favourite chants:

 

HAAAAANNNDDDDBBBAAAAALLL

 

PENAAALLLTTTYYYYYYY

 

FUCK OFF REF YOU REDSHITE BASTARD

 

FUCKIN FOULING CUNT

 

CHEEEEAAAAAAAAATTT

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Just watch any blueshite home game, and you will here the famous goodison groan. It is unrivalled in any football stadium in world football

[Faustus]

We were all on the way back from London after our trip to Milan when the news of the pens came through. About 12 reds were all pissing themselves laughing and I sent the following text to a blue mate of mine:

 

"We battered the best team in Italy away from home and you got beat by the fourth best at home. Vive la difference!"

[WaltonRed]

Everton were unlucky, Fiorentina were woeful.

 

great save by Frey though in the shoot-out.

[Ted]

Why was Frey dressed up as Wolverine from X-Men? Had the chops and everything. He's gone dead fat aswell.

[Randy Marsh]

YouTube - Everton vs Fiorentina - goals/shootout ( 2-0 | 2-4 p.k.)

 

highlights. i was in work so didnt see the game. absolutely hilarious viewing

[Unrighteous]

I love how they are singing "Feed the Yak" then he cocks it up. Favourite part of the night/clip.

[bobhorse]

New song for the Bitters

 

 

" Hit The Post Yak And Your In Europe No More No More No More No More

Hit The Post Yak And Your In Europe No More"

 

" Blame the Reds Blues cos your in Europe No More No More No More No More

Blame the Reds Blues cos your in Europe No More"

[Chocoholic]

Great song, Bob, I'll be singing myself to sleep with that one. If I can stop laughing, that is.

[Guest davelfc]

Sometimes you just get one of those great weeks in football, the mancs going out of the cup, chelsea getting beaten by Barnsley and dumped out of the cup. Us winning in both the league and CL and of course the blueshyte going out of the uefa cup.

 

Even better that they clawed the two goals back and took it to penalties, their hopes raised and then smashed as they went out.

[Thants]

Hopefully it'll hit them. And just how is Arteta playing for them? He's a Gresha Lenin.

[Stefan]

what the fuck was the fiorentina manager wearing?

[RedinSweden]

Why was Frey dressed up as Wolverine from X-Men? Had the chops and everything. He's gone dead fat aswell.

 

Its the pressure of being ace in CM 01/02.

[G Richards]

what the fuck was the fiorentina manager wearing?

 

Looked very Italian 80s to me. Setting his own trend...

[G Richards]

I was taken aback by how poor their stadium is. They were obviously getting excited as they were getting back in it (haha!), and one of the cameras couldn't be used because it was shaking all over the place. I didn't realise that the wood in woodison had that much flex in it! Perhaps they will remedy the design flaws at the new Tesco Express outside the city.

[ManxRed]

Everton were unlucky, Fiorentina were woeful.

 

great save by Frey though in the shoot-out.

 

Don't be ruining this thread with rational discussion. :telloff:

[GOLDMEMBER]

Gotta love the Fiorentina fans wearing liverpool hats. They are now my favorite Italian team ever!

[Anubis]

We all know it was a G14 conspiracy. They installed movable goalposts, which worked a treat on the Yak's penalty.

 

Moyes quoted as saying their keeper got 'lucky', presumably because he was allowed to use his hands on the night.

[GOLDMEMBER]

 

Ifithadntbeenforrabcnesbittsmatejamsiecotteringoalwewouldhavewontheredshitesupportingbastard!

 

What was with the music getting played every two fucking minutes!

[Randy Marsh]

We all know it was a G14 conspiracy. They installed movable goalposts, which worked a treat on the Yak's penalty.

 

Moyes quoted as saying their keeper got 'lucky', presumably because he was allowed to use his hands on the night.

 

Hear the Moyse comments myself. First thing that popped in to my head was

 

ifithadnabinfertheluckykeeperwewuddawonanddominatedeuropeforyearstocomeinseadofdemmeeeerrrderrrinredshitebastards

 

start prize for anyone who can translate that

[theRedHorse]

Hear the Moyse comments myself. First thing that popped in to my head was

 

if it hadna bin fer the lucky keeper we wudda won and dominated europe for years to come instead of dem meeeerrrderrrin red shite bastards

 

start prize for anyone who can translate that

 

What do i win?