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Biscuits. Lovely, filling biscuits. Everyone loves 'em, from the lowest tramp (resplendent with scruffy dog on a hairy string) to the highest Monarch.

 

Poor kids at school used to smell like 'em, smiley mongrel dogs are routinely fed 'em, Grandparents have tins full of 'em. Biscuits, biscuits, biscuits..

 

 

So, what is your fave and why?

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Those Pink Wafers, but I think you've got to have met about four hindus to get one of them.

 

I'll have some of those pink wafers! In fact I'd rather have a pink wafer than a young lady's pink meat - that's how highly i rate them.

 

Honourable mention for Jammy Dodgers too.

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I'll have some of those pink wafers! In fact I'd rather have a pink wafer than a young lady's pink meat - that's how highly i rate them.

 

Honourable mention for Jammy Dodgers too.

 

That made me chuckle. Never heard of that term before.

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That made me chuckle. Never heard of that term before.

 

 

Indeed, and a lady's bum hole is know as 'the other pink meat'

 

I occasionally 'stumbled' upon internet porn back in my Uni days :whistle:

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When I lived overseas for a while I really missed custard creams. Just lately I seem to be rekindling my childhood acquaintance with Jammy Dodgers.

Jammy Dodgers are just too dry!

 

Happy faces are the best of the jam variety :yes:

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Hob Nobs.

 

Ding ding ding!!! We have a winner!!!

 

(Choccie hob nobs though!)

 

Sorry didn't see Stu Monty's post up there ^^^^^^

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The humble Chocolate Chip Cookie wins my vote any day of the week. If you like any other biscuit your just gay. So there!

Cookies? Fucking cookies?

 

This is a thread about biscuits, there's no place for that American toss.

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Garibaldi's , ginger nuts and short breads.The arl fella used to put custard creams squashed on top of my chopped ham and pork sarnies so the biscuits would soak into the bread which wasn't very nice. Early work preparations.

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