King Charles

[Rushies tash]

Nice enough speech. Could've worn a better fitting suit.

[Harry's Lad]

He can fuck off with the rest of the bastards.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

What was wrong with his suit?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Meet Roger, my King Charles Sausage Cavalier

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'm a traditionalist. After 56 years of not watching his mum's speech, I'm continuing to not watch his.

[Guest]

[tokyojoe]

That's his work done for he year then. How much does he get paid for that?

[cloggypop]

Jug eared twat

[Rushies tash]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

What was wrong with his suit?

It looked like a sack. I'm all for fucking off the entire lot of the parasitic cunts, but if we're stuck with them, he could at least look like he wasn't wearing one of Cyril Smith's cast offs. Nice speech though.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Need a loose suit to fit those fingers through.

[johnsusername]

30 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Need a loose suit to fit those fingers through.

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

43 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

It looked like a sack. I'm all for fucking off the entire lot of the parasitic cunts, but if we're stuck with them, he could at least look like he wasn't wearing one of Cyril Smith's cast offs. Nice speech though.

 

Righto, I'm a bit pissed, so this sounds an apt time to voice my theory - all suits can be plotted on a bell curve graph, with an x axis of expense, and a y axis of how good they look. There's a sweet spot in the middle.

 

The absolute finest suits of Saville Row are only commissioned by inbred morons like Boris Johnson. People for whom the quality of the garment is entirely disassociated from any concept of personal style. The inverse is true at the other end of the axis. As such, their gilded sacks look no better than shiny off-the-peg £49 jobs from TK Maxx designed for teenage court appearances.

 

 

I have other theories, namely a biscuit classification system, and a taxonomy of sport. All came to me whilst drunk.

 

Merry Christmas 

[Lee909]

The pretentious jug eared,sausage fingers twat can take the rest of his parasitic family, the house of Lords and 90% of of the MPs in Parliament and fuck off,when tbey get there fuck off again

[Bobby Hundreds]

14 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

The pretentious jug eared,sausage fingers twat can take the rest of his parasitic family, the house of Lords and 90% of of the MPs in Parliament and fuck off,when tbey get there fuck off again

I wish they'd fuck off further then further more.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Think many have missed the point. It seemed clear to me that he was paying tribute to the public sector in solidarity against the government.  

[halewood pete]

The only King I swear allegiance to

[VladimirIlyich]

[halewood pete]

4 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Saw what you did there !

[AngryOfTuebrook]