Miscellaneous Questions Not Worth Starting A Thread For

[Bjornebye]

What the fuck is going on with this orange?

 

 

That's a Pear disguised as an Orange. The real question you need to be asking is what the devious little sod is up too. 

[Trumo]

That's a Pear disguised as an Orange.

 

Either that, or the Man From Del Monte is missing a doorknob.

[Rotpeter]

What the fuck is going on with this orange?

 

Simple, it's not an orange.  That there is a tangelo.  They originated, somewhere up the road from where I used to live.  It's a frankenfruit, somewhere between a grapefruit and a tangerine originally.

[Guest]

If Mos Eisley is so renowned as a wretched hive of scum and villainy, why don't the authorities of the ten systems go there to pick up the character with a death sentence in all of them?

[Kloppite]

What ever happened to Keith chegwin?

[SammyAftershave]

He hasn't been seen since running into the jungle naked after a late night channel 5 show and forming his own Colonel Kurtz-like death cult.

[Priory Doctor]

What ever happened to Keith chegwin?

His wife left him when he announced he was an alcoholic.

Don't blame her,

Cheggers can't be boozers.

[Guest]

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[Chip Butty]

Is it -  starve a fever and feed a cold, or, starve a cold and feed a fever? 

[Mook]

Is it - starve a fever and feed a cold, or, starve a cold and feed a fever?

First one.

[Chip Butty]

Sound, cheers. I'll go and make some cheese on toast.

 

 

Chucking it out there - anyone else put mustard on their cheese on toast or is that just like beans on a brekkie to some?

[TheBitch]

Sound, cheers. I'll go and make some cheese on toast.

 

 

Chucking it out there - anyone else put mustard on their cheese on toast?

 

Fuck off.

[Chip Butty]

Yep, thought I would get that. It is English mustard though. I do have standards. 

[Remmie]

You are halfway to Welsh rarebit, don't stop short

[Trumo]

What ever happened to Keith chegwin?

 

Did he ever get chinned when he knocked on someone's door first thing in the morning for The Big Breakfast?

[Trumo]

Why are people seeking treatment at their GP surgery or hospital referred to as 'patients'? Being patient is a quality the vast majority are lacking in. Also, if the ACA ever does get repealed, they'd have to be referred to a 'customers' anyway.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Are blind people exempt from having to pick up dogshit?

[Anny Road]

How do they know that their ass is clean after taking a dump? 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

How do they know that their ass is clean after taking a dump?

Sniff the psper?

[Bjornebye]

Sniff the psper?

 

 

Nah, arse always smells of arse. They must lick it. 

[lifetime fan]

With dressage at the paralympics, is it the horse or the rider that has to be disabled?

[Melchett]

Giz a retweet, yer friggin man.

[Kloppite]

How do they remove the caffeine in coffee to make it decaffeinated?

[Strontium]

How do they remove the caffeine in coffee to make it decaffeinated?

They use solvents.

[Kloppite]

They use solvents.

Probably better to keep the caffeine in if that's the case then.