Wearing trackie/jogging bottoms to the pub

[Mook]

Is completely fucking unacceptable on a Saturday night.

[dickie mint]

With a shirt & tie combo you cant wack it.

[Mook]

With a shirt & tie combo you cant wack it.

With a grey leather jacket, white socks and black Poundstretcher shoes?

 

Timeless.

[dickie mint]

With a grey leather jacket, white socks and black Poundstretcher shoes?

 

Timeless.

Not forgetting the umbro baseball cap.

[Bjornebye]

Completely unacceptable. I agreed to meet a mate of mine for a few Tuesday afternoon pints last summer and the cunt turned up in shit flip flops, knee length cargo shorts and a short sleeved flowery shirt. I refused to drink with him until he went and got changed. The fucking stupid cunt. 

[stringvest]

Completely unacceptable. I agreed to meet a mate of mine for a few Tuesday afternoon pints last summer and the cunt turned up in shit flip flops, knee length cargo shorts and a short sleeved flowery shirt. I refused to drink with him until he went and got changed. The fucking cunt. 

 

that's a twat of a thing to do, sending him all the way back to east anglia. 

[markcd]

The only thing to top this is when the scruffy gobhites are standing with their hand down the front of them

[dickie mint]

Completely unacceptable. I agreed to meet a mate of mine for a few Tuesday afternoon pints last summer and the cunt turned up in shit flip flops, knee length cargo shorts and a short sleeved flowery shirt. I refused to drink with him until he went and got changed. The fucking cunt.

 

Did he wear red framed glasses and answer to the name Timmy.

[Josef Svejk]

There's a clue in the name. They don't belong anywhere else. Ever.

[dickie mint]

The only thing to top this is when the scruffy gobhites are standing with their hand down the front of them

And normally have a belly like Bernard Maning and a pair of plums like a Police horse.

[Bjornebye]

Did he wear red framed glasses and answer to the name Timmy.

 

Haha. Fair play to him though, he went home and got changed (He only lives a few roads away from the pub). I lost a lot of respect for him that day because i'd have told me to fuck off. He would have been drinking alone like but at least he would have retained a smidgen of dignity. 

[stringvest]

Haha. Fair play to him though, he went home and got changed (He only lives a few roads away from the pub). I lost a lot of respect for him that day because i'd have told me to fuck off. He would have been drinking alone like but at least he would have retained a smidgen of dignity. 

 

not in that clobber he wouldn't.

[Bjornebye]

not in that clobber he wouldn't.

 

You know what I mean. 

 

 

As for trackies, I love chilling round the house in my nike jogging kecks. I'd never go out in them though. 

[Alan Sex]

Walmart behaviour, that.

[Fowlers God]

 

 

Completely unacceptable. I agreed to meet a mate of mine Turdseye for afternoon pints last summer and the cunt turned up in shit flip flops, knee length cargo shorts and a short sleeved flowery shirt. I refused to drink with him until he went and got changed. The fucking stupid cunt.

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

I wore a pair of shorts to the pub on Christmas Day a couple of years ago.

 

Sue me.

[Spy Bee]

Completely unacceptable. I agreed to meet a mate of mine for a few Tuesday afternoon pints last summer and the cunt turned up in shit flip flops, knee length cargo shorts and a short sleeved flowery shirt. I refused to drink with him until he went and got changed. The fucking stupid cunt. 

I'm torn here, see trackies are never acceptable (especially with hands inserted front and centre), but in the middle of summer I am quite partial to flip flops. They stop your feet getting all sweaty, and what's wrong with shorts?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I wore a pair of shorts to the pub on Christmas Day a couple of years ago.

 

Sue me.

I'd much rather kick you to death.

[Oh Buoy]

Nothing like a good pair of shorts in summer.

[stringvest]

I'd much rather kick you to death.

 

That escalated alarmingly quickly.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

That escalated alarmingly quickly.

Only messing really.

 

People can wear what they want IMO. They're the ones who look like twats.

[Lee909]

Unless im at work i wear nothing but shorts from February to November. Mostly because i a fucking man and not some whinging bitch moaning that its cold.

 

[cloggypop]

At least when you walk in a pub full of people wearing tracky bottoms you know to walk away instantly and go to a decent pub. It saves time.

[Bjornebye]

Fuck all wrong with a decent pair of shorts but the cunts in question were like these 

 

and the flip flops were like these 

 

If you dont mind standing in the pub looking like a quaver then fair play but don't expect to stand next to me. 

[Adebisi]

I would never have left the house in anything other than jeans or trousers until last summer. Then I got a pair of slim fitting joggers and that was that.

I'm known for my premeditated scruffiness but since donning the joggers I get an earful off certain mates and the new squeeze doesn't like them either but even though it was intended as a dig, Jerry sums it up well