Another plane crash

[PestiRed]

So, pilot suicide/murder. That's a thing now?

[Mook]

yeah I've flown to Cologne with them. Lost my missus getting off the plane. Long story.

 

best advice I can give anyone, never fly with my missus. She is a cunt around any sort of aviation.

 

I got on a plane with my missus in Barcelona a couple of years ago, we sat down, put our seatbelts on and she turns round to me, "I've got a really bad feeling about this flight.".

 

What sort of pure evil would have to posess someone to say that?

 

Not the best 3hrs of my life.

[Bjornebye]

rats with tits mate.

 

I hate flying so my missus decided once to spark up a fag because I wasn't giving her attention. 33'000 feet up.

[PestiRed]

rats with tits mate.

 

I hate flying so my missus decided once to spark up a fag because I wasn't giving her attention. 33'000 feet up.

She joined the mile high club with a gay man because you didn't talk to her? Harsh

[Bjornebye]

women mate. alligators with tits.

[bouncebrigade]

One word that DOESN'T sum up this thread:

 

Compassion.

[Mook]

Picture of the Co Pilot released, it's the receding hairline that's done it:-

 

 

Either that or he's realised he's German.

[Bjornebye]

RIP

[Dr Nowt]

rats with tits mate.

 

I hate flying so my missus decided once to spark up a fag because I wasn't giving her attention. 33'000 feet up.

 

Your missus is Don Logan?

 

Not sure about just any snake with tits, sounds like a cobra.

[Dr Nowt]

Picture of the Co Pilot released, it's the receding hairline that's done it:-

 

 

Either that or he's realised he's German.

 

And to think if the person taking the picture had just pushed him off instead, they'd be doing time despite saving all those lives.

 

It's political correctness gone soft or whatever it is.

[Stickman]

It's only a matter of time before airlines start having this bloke flying thier planes

 

[Bjornebye]

The flying Johnny cab.

 

get your arse to the alps.

[Lurtz]

Horrendous but also comforting that A320s aren't about to start falling out of the skies due to a mechanical fault.

[Bjornebye]

I'm not sure it's comforting knowing that your life is in the hands of a depressed gin swilling lunatic who could nose dive you into the molten at any point.

[Spy Bee]

It's good to know that bombs are not setting themselves off though hey?

[Bjornebye]

bombs don't kill people.....

[Chip Butty]

bombs don't kill people.....

...Mentally troubled German flight co-pilots do.

 

 

I'd like to see GLC get a tune out of that mother.

[Jairzinho]

So was he a Russian and/or Muslim German?

[Bobby Hundreds]

So that joke about someones dad dying with a smile on his face not terrified and screaming like his passengers will actually be a true anecdote for someone.

 

 

Worracunt

[Josef Svejk]

Germans and mass murder.

 

It's what they do...

[bouncebrigade]

If the other lad didn't take a toilet break then none of this would have happened.

 

They were 20 minutes into the flight, for fuck sake.  I'd say he was going in to jack one off.

[bouncebrigade]

So was he a Russian and/or Muslim German?

 

I'm sure you can somehow drag Obama or drones or how ISIS could be defeated in a weekend into this.

[lifetime fan]

And to think if the person taking the picture had just pushed him off instead, they'd be doing time despite saving all those lives.

 

It's political correctness gone soft or whatever it is.

That's the UKIP new crime and justice policy just there.

 

Consider yourself a parliamentary candidate.

[lifetime fan]

I'm not sure it's comforting knowing that your life is in the hands of a depressed gin swilling lunatic who could nose dive you into the molten at any point.

It's alright mate.

 

I don't think Red Pheonix has a Pilots licience.

[Bjornebye]

He was going for a line

 

Got more snow than he fucking bargained for