Man United Vs Liverpool

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

More inspirational magic from Moyes.

 

More from Manchester United boss David Moyes: "Liverpool's league position suggests they're ahead of us. They possibly do come here as favourites.

 

"There has been great rivalry between the two clubs. Liverpool are having a very good season. They're our next game at home and we have to do all we possibly can to beat them.

 

"We're maybe not in as strong a position as we'd like to be but I think in every other season they've been very good at this stage coming into the final furlong. We've got big games coming up this month so it will be important."

[mattyq]

Haha, he's got a way with words has Gollum

Stirring stuff 

[Strontium]

This has 1-1 all over it.

[Guest LFD]

This has 1-1 all over it.

 

3-3 is more likely.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

3-3 is more likely.

Yeah, but to who?

[alles ist gut]

Yeah, but to who?

Howard Webb

[RazorBack]

Yeah, but to who?

 

 

Probably for everyone willing to put some money on it..

[Jairzinho]

0-7 is more likely.

 

What I have done is fixed your post.

[magicrat]

Can't say its been much fun waiting around for this or the last fortnight. The European games provided a bit of light relief but this is like a visit to the dentist that you've delayed and delayed. You hope its all going to be fine but there's a chance of something very painful happening.

[Dr. J]

If we win and Arsenal beat Spurs, which looks likely, we're nailed on for the Champion's League. I expect us to come out flying.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

If we win and Arsenal beat Spurs, which looks likely, we're nailed on for the Champion's League.

Yeah. Major opportunity here. I'm actually bricking it. They're not as shit as some on here think. It'll be a top result should we win it.

[scudger99]

"Liverpool's league position suggests they're ahead of us."

He's on how many million a year and he's struggling to understand the league table. 

Staggering.  But not surprising.

[fowler9]

I had a really bad dream about this game last night

 

we played a bizarre team

 

--------------------Mignolet----------------------

Mclaughlin--Skrtel-----Enrique----Cissokho

-----------------Lucas--Teixeira------------------

Sterling-------------Dodo*--------------Henderson

--------------------------Aspas-----------------------------

 

and we went one nil down within a minute after Dodo's back pass went straight into the bottom corner, I then woke up in a hot sweat just as Brendan quickly brought Suarez and Stevie on after seeing Moyes stood there grinning like the massive goon he is

 

*For the record Dodo is a player who I don't think exists other than in this dream, he was brazilian with an extraordinarily shit haircut

[scudger99]

What are they smoking over there at fowler9's house ?

And where can I get some ?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

What are they smoking over there at fowler9's house ?

And where can I get some ?

I know! Surely everybody knows that McLaughlin is on loan at Barnsley?

[Lightforce]

I had a really bad dream about this game last night

 

we played a bizarre team

 

--------------------Mignolet----------------------

Mclaughlin--Skrtel-----Enrique----Cissokho

-----------------Lucas--Teixeira------------------

Sterling-------------Dodo*--------------Henderson

--------------------------Aspas-----------------------------

 

and we went one nil down within a minute after Dodo's back pass went straight into the bottom corner, I then woke up in a hot sweat just as Brendan quickly brought Suarez and Stevie on after seeing Moyes stood there grinning like the massive goon he is

 

*For the record Dodo is a player who I don't think exists other than in this dream, he was brazilian with an extraordinarily shit haircut

You'll be amazed to find out he does actually exist, unlike the bird. Plays for Roma. He is Brazilian, and has a shit haircut. Spooky.

[fowler9]

You'll be amazed to find out he does actually exist, unlike the bird. Plays for Roma. He is Brazilian, and has a shit haircut. Spooky.

 

I knew there was a player called Dodo although I don't think I've seen him play, having checked he does indeed have a strange haircut although nowhere near as shit as the dream version so I can safely say it wasn't him and I wasn't having a prophetic vision and we will win 84-0

 

Sorry Moyesy

[MLB]

They've put in some brutal performances this season but they are still a decent side on paper. Let's be honest, you don't win the league if you're complete shit. We just have to make sure that we are totally ruthless in exploiting their weaknesses and don't let them off the hook for a second.

[Iceman]

I had a really bad dream about this game last night

 

 

 

I was playing chess against the dark lord in my dream last night. Nearly conned the old twat into giving me all his tickets to all the World Cup games but Samuel Eto'o'o'o was being a cunt and kept interrupting so I was forced to put the smack down on him, so never finished the chess match. I have no clue as to why, but I have dreamt about slur 3 times now over the past few years, and each time they have gone on to lose a major game or suffer misfortune (Barca CL, Citeh winning the league, and just before he retired). Here's hoping the cycle continues.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

The top the manager was wearing in the presser was pure 1980s. Don't know if anybody has noticed, but a lot of the training gear and new designs looks like it did when I was growing up, watching players playing with triangles and shit all over the shirts.

 

Coincidence? Not likely. It's all in the gear.

[Dr Nowt]

I was playing chess against the dark lord in my dream last night. Nearly conned the old twat into giving me all his tickets to all the World Cup games but Samuel Eto'o'o'o was being a cunt and kept interrupting so I was forced to put the smack down on him, so never finished the chess match. I have no clue as to why, but I have dreamt about slur 3 times now over the past few years, and each time they have gone on to lose a major game or suffer misfortune (Barca CL, Citeh winning the league, and just before he retired). Here's hoping the cycle continues.

 

Quality.  Can't remember if it was on here or the MF, but I posted last week how I almost never dream but a few years ago totally out of the blue I dreamed that I pushed Moyes down a mountain.

 

Only other dreams I can remember are Hodgson putting a ball through the window of my primary school and getting jeered off by loads of little fuckers, or me shitting in every sink at Elton John's house until they were all full, so I'm confident it means something.

[Iceman]

I hope you didn't faucet. Nothing worse than a hurried shite in a strange house.

[Dr Nowt]

He'd been playing piano with drumsticks sellotaped to his elbows so he could also hit the kit parked directly behind him like a one-man band, and kept snarling "See, I'm a musical fucking genius". 

 

That, then nothing for 5 years until pushing Gollum down Ben Nevis.

[Iceman]

He'd been playing piano with drumsticks sellotaped to his elbows so he could also hit the kit parked directly behind him like a one-man band, and kept snarling "See, I'm a musical fucking genius". 

 

 

 

I'm actually crying to this. Fucking brilliant.

[Dr Nowt]

I'm actually crying to this. Fucking brilliant.

 

It was one of those where I had to wake the ex up to tell her immediately, and she was obviously fucking livid until she heard the details and recognised I had no choice but to do so.